Online Bingo

On-line betting but bingo in particular.
There has already been an eloquent cunting of the Sun Bingo advert but I am referring to the jolly, social, happy atmosphere all these adverts promote.

On-line bingo is not a social event. It is a sad, lonely pursuit aimed at those who can least afford it.

From personal experience I have 2 nieces who lost money they couldn’t afford to these scams.
On-line bingo, and probably all forms of chance related on-line gambling should be banned or strictly regulated. The companies who profit from it are grasping cunts and the users are gullible cunts who don’t understand simple statistics or company greed.

 

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Hollywood [2]

Hollywood
Hollywood, or the pale shadow it has become.
We all have our favourite films. Mine are from the 70s when Hollywood made some stirring and thoughtful epics.
Today I read that the following are the blockbusters for next year:

A Mary Poppins remake/follow-up
Frozen 2
Captain Marvel
A Dumbo remake
Avengers something or other.
Toy Story 4
The Lion King remake
Star Wars IX( Yes, fucking 9)

Not one of these unoriginal pieces of shite would tax the intelligence or attention span of an 8 year old.
Hollywood was always full of cunts but now it is full of childish, clueless cunts without an original thought between them.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The BBC (03)

The BBC deserve a massive cunting for their final 6 O’clock news broadcast of 2018. Looking forward to the new year they sent reporters around the country to ask ‘ordinary’ people what their hopes were for 2019. Lo and fucking behold everyone they featured proclaimed the correct opinions as approved by the BBC. They even found a Welshman who ( despite Wales voting massively to leave the EU) expressed the hope that Brexit would be cancelled. Talk about bias. Fuck you BBC , fuck you to fucking hell you cunts.

Nominated by Jack

The Last Leg

How has The Last Leg not been cunted before? This pile of wank used to be a really good show during the 2012 Paralympics and in the ensuing years after it – but then Brexit and Trump happened, and its true regressive colours started to shine through. Here’s an example of an episode from the most recent season:
The boys discuss Brexit, Trump, the murder of Saudi dissident journalist Jamal Khashoggi, and the papoose with Tracey Ullman and award Alex for his activism but also punish him with the global warming challenge for losing their vegan bet.
I stopped watching the show in February last year and it seems it’s just gotten worse and worse since then – which is a shame as it used to be genuinely funny. Fuck them (please don’t sue me for copyright infringement DF).

 

Nominated by Opinionated Cunt