The Passage Of Time

The passage of time is a cunt isn’t it? I remember when I was still in primary school with fuck all responsibilities and easy homework looking forward to eventually becoming an adult. Well, as of date of cunting (21/12) I’m 21 in a few days (Christmas Eve if anyone’s interested – eep!) and wondering where all that time went – certainly doesn’t feel like a fucking decade to me. And I’ve been told both by my parents and work colleagues who are older than myself that its only gonna go even faster as I become older as well – so that’s totally something to dread as I hurtle towards my inevitable demise. Fuck sake.

 

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

Miley Cyprus (2)

I’d like to nominate one Miley Cyrus for a cunting. Hot off the right on sisters, ethnics, minorities, peacefuls, trans fluid gender cunts, etc website (aka the bbc) “Miley Cyrus has overhauled the lyrics to Santa Baby, turning the festive classic into a feminist anthem.”
What a cunt !!! if she wants she can buy me something for Christmas and let me have a nibble if it helps her feel a warm glow in a sense of women being doing it for themselves kind of way… more shit from the fucking talent free arse shaker perpetuated by the bullshit broadcasting corp. What a cunt. utter cunt…

 

Nominated by Everyonesacunt

Refugee Sailors

Stowaway Asylum Seekers:

Ahoy me hearties for a well-deserved cunting for the “penniless” scum who manage to find thousands of pounds to get themselves deposited in rubber dinghies to try to sneak into Britain, most of whom describe themselves as “Iranians”.

Today though a group of violent motherfuckers managed to reach a new low:

No doubt they will be given temporary asylum but surely they should have been thrown overboard by the jolly jack tars. Captain Bligh wouldn’t have hesitated. If they are aggressive violent cunts at sea, imagine how they would run riot on a housing estate.

Nominated by W C Boggs

Jimmy Carr [3]

Jimmy facking Carr. Why oh why did they get this unfunny cunt to present the fucking Inbetweeners 10th anniversary special? The big celebration of one of my all time favourite shows, anticipated for ages by myself and other fans of the show, and they have, of all people, JIMMY CARR to present it? Fuck off you cunt and fuck off Channel 4 for selecting him to host it.

 

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

Owen Jones, Professional Snowflake (10)


If there was a Nobel Prize category for cunts, it’s a fair bet that jumped up gobshite Owen Jones would be a Laureate by now.

This smug Guardianista really is a right little know all if ever there was one. He is in thrall to the belief in his own innate intellectual and moral superiority, and trendy opinions pour forth from him like diarrhoea from a sore arse.

I’ll say this for the noisy little creep; I don’t believe that he can be condemned as just another hypocritical, well heeled, Metrocentric champagne socialist. I think that he genuinely believes all the bolshie bullshit he spouts, and really sees himself as a mover and shaker in the loony world of the Social Justice Warriors. His problem however is that he’s really a 34 year old man with the mind of a 17 year old, trapped in the adolescent world of virtue signalling student politics. He’s a perpetually outraged, hissy fit prone radical who’s always likely to spit his dummy out and start shrieking ‘racist’ and ‘fascist’ at anyone who has the audacity to disagree with him.

Young Owen epitomises the SJW ‘snowflake’ that we’ve all come to know and love. Don’t let him wind you up. Enjoy the spectator sport of watching others baiting him, then have a belly laugh at the little twat’s expense when he loses his rag. This is truly a cunt for us all to treasure.

Nominated by Ron Knee