Our New Model Army

Difficult to type with a mouth full orf puke but will man up and get on with it. Latest MOD brainwave to transform the forces into a new and inclusive body orf individuals is to recruit snowflakes and druggies. Can take it up the arse and up a vein? Then Your Country Needs You. Sign on the dotted line (or virtually if of special needs) and gain access to some pretty hard core weaponry. You Know It Makes Sense (or was that an earlier campaign). Man Hugs promised before and after every firefight sweethearts.

So it has come to this. Blighty has fucked Napoleon and Hitler, screwed the Argies and assorted camel shaggers, continues to piss orn the Ruskies and all by the skin orf our teeth time after time. But now withoit a shot being fired the forces have lost their bolloxs courtesy Cunts in the Ministry and a bunch orf pooftahs in advertising.

With a New World Order and New Enemies plus plenty orf the Usual Suspects our New Model Army stands ready to embrace all races and creeds, all sexual orientations and none. So inclusive that we are no longer able to tell our allies from our enemies so we offer counselling to both.

A word orf advice to today’s Lads and eh…. Lassies from an old cunt who has done his bit: save your last bullet for yourselves and keep one up the spout for poor old Blighty. Posthumous counselling will be available once Cromwell stops spinning in his grave.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

Lack of sleep is a cunt. I am currently running on around about three hours sleep as a result of once again not managing to fall asleep for ages. It doesn’t happen regularly enough that I’m an insomniac, but it happens regularly enough that it’s a bloody horrible cunt.

Nominated by Opinionated Cunt

Could I please cunt Januhairy?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-46747452

What fuckery is this? Wimmin are being encouraged to grow their body hair, this is so wimmin can embrace their natural hairiness. Apparently as men we should respect a woman’s naturally hairy legs and pits. Fair enough I say, by the same token women should accept men with beards without question.

Once again equality goes out of the window, perfectly acceptable for women to reject bearded men but don’t any man dare say he doesn’t fancy a woman with legs like a chimp and the Amazon jungle under her armpits.

This idea was thought up by some millennial student, surprise fucking surprise, these cunts will be running the country one day, I have given this some thought and I have come to conclusion humanity won’t be wiped out by a meteor impact or a nuclear war, nope we are going to wiped out by terminal bullshit.

It’s amazing how much shite we are sitting back and eating. Any cunt can do what the fuck they want, live and let live. But when the mass media and politicians promote this bullshit and legislate it beyond reproach or question we are truly fucked.

I fucking despair on the stupidity of people these days, how long until paedophilia becomes the next cause? I realise this is a large step from hairy arsed women but it’s all part of the same destructive push to tear down morality and replace it with an anything goes society where nothing is beyond reproach as long as it’s done in the name of diversity and inclusiveness.

News flash cunts; society constructed morality to exclude the more toxic extremes of human depravity from poisoning society. Depravity and perversion still went on but it was understood cunts did their nastiness discreetly and everyone went about their business none the wiser,

Sorry for this rambling poorly constructed cunting which strayed away from the original topic but I’m so fucked off with the free for all and good for very few world that liberal progressives are foisting upon us and destroying young minds with.

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

A nomination for theme months such as Stoptober, Movember, Veganuary etc…the latest one being Januhairy – this extract from the Daily Mail:

‘A month-long campaign encouraging women to grow out their body hair is happening for the first time.
Januhairy, set up by student Laura Jackson, 21, from Warwickshire aims to help women love and accept their natural hair while raising money for charity – rather like a female version of Movember.’

Is the charity for something worthwhile? Apparently this daft cow is hoping to raise £1,000 for a charity that encourages ‘body confidence’
Well, the fact that she is a drama student should be enough for a nomination to ISAC, this bullshit campaign endorses it.

Nominated by Mystic Maven