I’ve decided to take a very brief break from political cuntings to focus on something closer to home that boils my piss just as much, lazy cunts at supermarkets who don’t take their trolleys back to the trolley stands that are all over the fucking car parks at these places. Mrs McGraw and I called into our local Asda this morning, 27th December), to replenish our stock of festive supplies. We packed it all into the old Chelsea Tractor, got in, and then, ‘bang’.

The car park at our Asda is built on a shallow hill. But it’s just steep enough for a trolley to roll down if some lazy cunt leaves it in an empty parking space, instead of in the trolley stand, with the other trolleys. Which is what happened here. Some ignorant cow had been loading her car up in the next but one space up from ours, then just let it go and started to get into her car. It hit my near side rear door, but fortunately, there was no damage. She knew she’d done it, because she turned and looked when she heard the bang. Didn’t give a fuck. Neither did I, when I retrieved the trolley, walked up to her car, gently nudged the front of the offside front wing, and then carefully left the trolley balanced against one the spotlights on her front bumper. I then suggested she might like to take the time to replace the trolley whence she found it, instead of being an ignorant cunt and letting it hit someone else’s car.

She seemed somewhat put out at this, obviously she was incredibly busy thinking only of herself. But did I give a fuck? No. Cunts like her are fucking parasites. I’ve been seeing this quite a lot in the last year or so, and I’m already mightily pissed off with it. I can’t remember the last time I tried looking for an empty space in a supermarket car park, only to find that some selfish, ignorant sack of monkey shit has left their trolley in it, instead of putting it back with where it lives.

There should be a law allowing us to batter cunts like this, with shopping trolleys, until it sinks in that not returning trolleys is selfish, ignorant and makes you a sack of monkey shit.

A surprisingly non-political cunting by Quick Draw McGraw

Carrie Gracie – what a cunt. Her paltry £92,000 salary from the AlBeeby wasn’t good enough as the men were getting paid more.

So she throws all her toys out of her pram. Now most people who throw there toys out the pram usually get fired, dismissed, and usually would never want to work for such a discriminatory organisation again.

But not this bitch. She gets a payrise to £145,000, back dated at the taxpayers expense, takes 6 months unpaid leave and lo and behold is back at the AlBBC as if nothing had ever happened.

These people are hypocritical low life scum, there is no justice in this world. Cunts.

Nominated by Speakyourmind

Eurosceptic MP Edward Leigh,The ‘Honourable Member’ for Gainsborough, has been very critical of Maybe’s bucket of shit Brexit deal, and has said that he wouldn’t back it. He’s now announced that he’s changed his mind and will vote for it after all; two weeks after being appointed to the Privy Council. What a coincidence.

My my, but you sold yourself cheaply sunshine. That’s not even worth thirty pieces of silver. There’s a word, and it begins with ‘c’, that comes to mind…

Nominated by Ron Knee

I’m new to this and this is my first one…but afford me a little of your time please.

I’d like to cunt colleagues at work who come in practically fucking collapsing of cold/flu/the shits/whatever, in the prickish and misguided belief that they should still be coming to work, and then go on to infect every other poor fucker and make them as sick as a hound.

“It doesn’t matter how I feel, I always come in and I’ve never had a day off sick and I never will” you hear these arrogant and smug fucktards crow. The demographic of these assholes is universal; young, old, black, white, queer, straight – whatever.

This is the second Christmas in a row I have been infected by one of these utter cunts and I am currently coughing, bringing up lungers and feeling like shit over what should be a happy and relaxing time. I feel fucking fed up and snappy which is no fun for Mrs Desmond at all.

This year’s prize prick is a member of the IT team who I bumped into in the office kitchen looking like an extra from Cannibal Holocaust just before Christmas. This stupid fucker was coughing everywhere with his nose streaming, not bothering to cover his mouth. I played the part of the good colleague and asked him should he be at the office? “I’ve just got so much to do” this bellend told me. Yes…I suppose he has, making other people poorly and wretched.

These cunts have the audacity also I have found to slag off those who do the right thing and take a genuine sick day instead of being an office-based germ machine. They can all get fucked really.

What these sacks of rancid balls don’t think about is the fact that they come in and  make others ill who then take time off quite reasonably which costs the firm more in the long run in sick pay and product/efficiency.

These cunts should be all be placed on a island with bubonic plague raging through it, let’s see if the fuckers can manage to make it in when they’re in a pit of lime decaying.

Happy Christmas and all that jazz.

Nominated by Dandy Desmond

Randa Jarrar

It’s a cold, bleak time of year, and I imagine that fellow cunters won’t say no to a bit of a laugh to brighten up the day. Okay, have a look at this clip;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvNrIhD5Ulg

Step forward one Randa Jarrar. Believe it or not, this motormouthed barrage balloon is a full professor at Califlakeia State University in Fresno, Dept. of Arts and Humanities, naturally (mercifully, the identity of the simpering looby in the middle remains unknown).
To be more serious, though. Imagine paying thousands a year in tuition fees for the privilege of going to university. Naively, you might expect an experience that will broaden your mind, that you’ll benefit from an objective, rational analysis of a whole host of differing ideas and viewpoints. Then you find yourself being harangued by THIS unsavoury idealogue. Do you think that a straight white male student could have a reasonable expectation that she would bring objectivity to her grading of his work, especially if it didn’t toe the party line??
Following the death of Barbara Bush in 2018, Jannar found herself in hot water with the university authorities after making remarks about the deceased which were widely regarded as being extremely offensive. The university was going to bounce her hateful fat ass, but was advised that to do so would be ‘a violation of her constitutional rights’.
It’s the lunatic asylum of American academia folks, and if this horrible cunt is anything to go by, they’re welcome to it.

Nominated by Ron Knee

A major nomination for Randa Jarrar, an obnoxious fat, foul mouthed lesbian, so called professor, whose main method of communication is effing this and effing that etc…
See this for a taster:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvNrIhD5Ulg
Check out the other freak and the soy boy in the studio.

Nominated by Mystic Maven