Amber Rudd is a cunt, isn’t she.

The former Home Secretary, who increasingly resembles The Emperor from Star Wars, has been spouting more rubbish from her Remainiac cakehole this week. Rudd and two other recreant mentalists argue if a deal is not endorsed by MPs imminently “it would be better to seek to extend Article 50 and delay our date of departure rather than crash out of the European Union on March 29”.

If she’s attempting to either be de-selected or just unelected in her Leave-voting, slim-majority Hastings constituency, she’s doing marvellously.

Wearing a black, hooded cape, Emperor Rudd added in a raspy voice, “Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side” whilst shooting bursts of lighting from her wrinkly hands.

There is so much nauseous shit spewing forth from Rudd’s weathered gob, it’s no wonder her now deceased hubby buried his sausage everywhere BUT his gruesome wife’s holes.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Toxic Femininity

There’s a lot of talk lately about ‘toxic masculinity’, particularly in the wake of THAT ‘boys will be boys’ advert. We’re told, with finger-wagging rectitude, that men need to change and challenge unacceptable behaviour traits; you know, that macho, chauvinistic stuff that we just can’t help doing.
I’ve always held the view that ANYONE has the potential to act like an arsehole. However according to loony left snowflakes, women really are from Venus and men from Mars, and they’re determined to ram an ‘identity politics’ lesson down our throats. The rigid orthodoxy of the SJWs dictates that men demonstrate characteristics that are ‘inherently problematic’ (there’s a good FemiNazi term for you) Ergo, ‘toxicity’ is essentially a quality of masculinity. Men must challenge this ‘toxic’ behaviour and hold other men to account. It’s time to BE THE BEST A MAN CAN BE.
But isn’t this moralising not hypocritical and bigoted in its own right? What about toxic femininity? Has no woman ever murdered someone then, or sexually abused a minor, or made a false accusation of rape? Has no woman ever struck a man then yelled ‘coward! woman beater!’ if he retaliated? Has no woman ever cheated on her husband and then let him believe that the resulting child was his, or assaulted him verbally or physically? Has no schoolgirl gang ever mercilessly bullied a hapless classmate, and no woman ever sullied the reputation of another by bitching behind her back? No woman would ever be a ‘gold digger’ and trade affection or sex for money, would she?
I suppose that it’s just not in the female psyche to be vicious, greedy or manipulative. They never lie, cheat, steal or play the victim, they just use those ‘feminine wiles’. Well girls, perhaps it’s time for those progressives to hold the mirror up in front of you and let you take a peek for a change. You’ve got to stop using your gender to gain benefits and privilege, you’ve got to stop playing your ‘wimminz’ card. It’s not socially acceptable any longer, and you can’t expect to be able to act without consequence.
It’s time that SJWs learned to accept that PEOPLE can be good and bad; as Steve Coogan put it, ‘everybody’s a bit of a cunt sometimes’. I doubt that their mindset can change however, so more females need to step up and address their behavioural issues in a spirit of equity and honesty. It’s also time for girls to stop being girls, and for women to hold each other to account. No more groping some bloke’s behind at the office party. No more male strippers on hen nights. It’s time to be the best a woman can be.

Nominated by Ron Knee

‘Viral Content’ sites.

Otherwise known as clickbait. You’ve seen them proliferate over the years, and they all imitate each other with stupid crap aimed at the mentally-subnormal SJW and millennial crowd;
’17 cats who can’t wait for Taylor Swift’s new album’ etc. ‘Millie Bobby Brown has reunited with her crush and we’re (creepy, pallid 30 something female bloggers vicariously living out a romantic delusion through a child actress).

Buzzfeed, Now This, UpWorthy, Cracked and Attn are using this clickbait formula of misleading headlines and sensationalism. To these we can add the Mail Online, Huffington Post, Independent and The Guardian. It’s pretty clear the arrival of Katherine Viner at the Groon saw a swing towards semi-aware nonsense designed to get shared around social media, with stupid articles about Men Are Awful, and starving Bolivian children by buying up their staple food, Keen-waah.

I would argue that The Guardian has ceased to function as a news site and is more interested in the ‘angry people click more’ philosophy of marketing ‘content’. Now they have staff writers openly calling the likes of Milo Yiannopoulos, Paul Joseph Watson and Sargon of Akkad ‘pricks’.

To add to these crimes of dumbed to fuck journalism, Fuzzbleed is always bashing white people and men and their ‘shitty’ behaviour in videos with sulky millennial brats, while plagarising articles and mis-attributing sources.

The BBC website and BBC Three seem to ape this style these days, mostly on yoof-orientated stories, but without the bad language., just the usual leftard phraseology such as ‘problematic’, ‘marginalised’ and as one cunter said, ‘vulnerable’.

Ssssoooo…

Let’s hope they all go bankrupt soon. Buzzfeed has just laid off 250 of its least productive plagarising cunts.

Any more examples of these viral cunt sites are welcome.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

Derek Hatton is definitely a fucking cunt. What is more a rich fucking cunt who like all fucking Trotskyists reap rich reward off the backs of hard working yet naive people who fail to realise what a rotten cheating fucking grabbing rotten self serving fucking bastarding cunt he is. Now he has rejoined Labour as he is inspired by the leadership of that beardy fucking weird and dangerous fucking cunt Corbyn! Fucking cunts and the Tories are equally fucking cunts for getting the politics of this country in such a fucking dismal state and allowing a fucking Trotskyist bunch of cunts get to where they are, a fucking bastard cunty threat. Doh!

Nominated by Stevie Nutsack

Derek “Degsy” Hatton is in need of a cunting. Thirty years ago, then Labour Leader, Neil Kinnock, made one of the few good decisions he’s ever made. He kicked Derek Hatton out of the Labour party. Derek was a founding member of Momentum’s grandpappy, Militant Tendency, which was a blight on Labour, and caused some trouble in Liverpool when Hatton introduced an illegal budget for the city. I remember this cock worm from the eighties, he was an arrogant, cocky bastard who made no secret of the fact that he was actually a commie. A nasty cunt.

On Monday, it was announced that Hatton had been given ‘provisional’ membership of the party. Naturally, he quite about that. I doubt he’ll be quite so happy today though (Wednesday 20th February), because he’s been suspended. Apparently, this is because of a 2012 tweet that was brought to their attention, in which old Degsy urged British Jews to condemn the ‘murderous’ state of Israel. Now fair enough, it was written seven years ago, but at a time when the Labour party is trying to fool people that it ISN’T infested with rabid anti-semites, you would have thought that someone would have bothered to take a look at his past comments, especially on Twatter, BEFORE they allowed him into the New Communist party. Corbyn and Crew must devastated that yet more proof that they have a longstanding hatred of Israel and Jews. I guess all the clever Labourites have left the party now, (and I’m not talking about the seven shitbags who recently quit to form The Independent Group).

You would think that in a time when The New Commies are facing, and resisting, mounting pressure to remove the clearly anti-Semitic element from their ranks, they would actually do something to make themselves seem like a genuine potential party for Government. Alas, Corbyn himself is not only an anti-Semite, he’s also a very ardent supporter of Israel’s enemies. Allowing Hatton back in, was a message to voters that Labour has no intention of ever changing while Corbyn is in charge. It’s also a message that Labour, as it is now, is not even slightly fit to form a government.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Food

Food. We eat it then we excrete it. Today´s cordon bleu is tomorrow´s crap. So what´s the big deal?

Why the hushed reverence for haute cuisine? Why are plebs like Gordon Ramsay, pretend plebs like Jamie Oliver, untalented offspring of former Tory ministers, like Nigella Lawson – whose boorish husband slapped her beautiful face in a restaurant, perhaps because the food was better than the crap she served up at home – drunken slags like Delia Smith – who I remember was as chaste as Tess of the D’Urbervilles when she first hit the screen about 40 years ago and I am sure had never tasted real French coq-au-vin – and the rest of them given so much leeway to make the rest of us feel we are missing something because we don´t cook our dinners the way they do?

Nominated by Mr Polly