The Daily fucking Mail.

Aside from the sidebar of irrelevant TOWIE/Kardashian cunts, and aside from the editorial switch to Pro-May, pro -Remain, they’re turning into another copy paste clickwank site for lib-left outrage like the Huff post.
Deciding to take CNN’s word on a story about a Vietnam veteran and Native American banging a drum on a protest and singing um-pappalappiom, and being confronted by a young man in a MAGA hat, who decided not to move.

The student’s crime was to stare at the veteran, making the hero feel uncomfortable and blocking his ‘retreat’, despite getting closer to the young man, who also dared to look ‘smug’. His friends were ‘mocking’ the veteran by singing and having a jeer, but no eggs, bottles or punches were thrown (see AntiFa for details).

Gladly, not many commenting agreed with Mail and CNN’s version of events, and there was no audio of the crowd shouting ‘build that wall’ on the featured video, just our hero’s say-so.

It doesn’t surprise me that ‘stars’ have come out to condemn the students. They’ve no doubt been ordered to by PR and flunkies.
We’re outraged at it all, darlings… where’s my Champagne and Colombian spritzer, Consuela?
Consuela! Are you like, the fucking ‘ help’ or whaaat?!’

Fuck the new libcunt Daily Mail and the vapid cunts who make a habit of reading it.

Also, please someone tell Peter Hitchens to set sail to Telegraph Island.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

Tourist Tax
It’s a dreary time of year, so the wife and I have been thinking about booking a Spring break in Majorca to lift our spirits and give us something to look forward to. We love Spain, but it’s not a ‘budget’ option these days. I was therefore truly pissed to find out that the cunts have a ‘levy’ (that’s a tax to you and me) that now stands at 4 Euros per person per night on the holiday. The Balearic Government states that the tax is ‘absolutely necessary’ to protect Majorca’s natural beauty and improve infrastructure.

Let me get this straight. For decades the Spanish Government has assiduously sought to built up its tourist industry, relying on it heavily to attract massive investment into its economy and provide employment for its people. Visitors in their millions have spent God alone knows how much in that time. But suddenly it’s about ‘sustainability’, although I wish they’d explain to me just how this tax is actually going to be utilised to  ‘preserve’  Majorca’s beauty. And maybe they should have thought about ‘infrastructure’ issues when they were hell bent on creating their tourism behemoth to begin with.

It’s the same here. In Edinburgh, the City Council is whinging on about the ‘impact’ of tourism, and is talking about imposing a tax. Here’s a thought fuckwits; if you’re that worried, why are you persistently allowing more and yet more hotels to spring up like fucking mushrooms in Auld Reekie?

Ah. Perhaps Spain (and oh yes, Greece, Italy, Portugal et al) have simply cottoned on to the fact that surcharging the very visitors that have provided lifeblood for so long is a neat little way to ratchet even more dough out of them. That’s it, bite the hand that feeds you. It’s a sweet as a nut little tickle, you cunts.

Nominated by Ron Knee

The Globe Theatre.

The Globe Theatre is to stage a ‘historic’ production of Shakespeare’s Richard II featuring an all female BAME cast. So far so predictably box ticking right-on pile of cunt, forget that it was written with King Richard II being a white man as are most of the characters but when did left-wing equality headbangers ever let accusations of cultural appropriation double standards get in the way of a bit of diversity brainwashing.

The real piss boiler of this cunting though is how the play will ‘explore a post-Empire and pre-Brexit Britain and will reflect on identity and ownership’. Interpreted by non cunts as a chance to trash our history and heritage once again and give the race card a good airing. How a 400 year old play about a 14th century English king is relevant to empire and Brexit is a mystery only understood by cunts like TGT.

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator

A nomination for stupid road signs. Just spotted one today, due to roadworks, there is a sign showing two cute kids with the slogan ‘My mummy works in this town, please drive carefully’ yeah well when you’re crawling at 2mph you can’t do much else can you, stupid local council twats.

Nominated by Mystic Maven