This Scandinavian teenager has recently been given a huge amount of air time and press coverage, to talk about climate change.

She seems happy for the world economy to crash by 2025, and to initiate a general strike because it’s good. Her (and the media’s) angle on this is that she is young, and that adults simply do not understand the problems we are all facing.

At 16, what are her qualifications again to lecture on the subject? Thought not.

What utter bollocks.

Nominated by willie stroker

Greta Thunberg touted as ‘The Swedish Joan of Arc’. (Can’t wait to see that porno when it comes oit)

When Yours Truly first heard the little Swedish filly speechifying was reasonably taken with her command orf our Mother Tongue so let her have her head was me thought. Only a kid ect ect. Irrespective orf the world wide schools boycot she was leading and the bolloxs she was spouting, not a bad show.

Then discovered the ‘little girl’ was sweet sixteen and well past the age orf consent in Stoke circles. Indeed more than well past being a fully functioning woman when judged against the other fillies in me stable. Me poor old bugger orf a butler was crestfallen to hear it, being a very moral sort he refuses to have conjugals with any filly above the age orf sixteen. Boat race like a Cabbage Patch doll in me book and it will be a relief to have the old cunt take down all those photos in his bed room. We’ll leave his sheets as they are.

Ms Thunberg. Already erected a fine old complex orf monitising vehicles aroinde herself to handle the profit and non-profit side orf things, fees from her book, TV activities ect ect and to garner the oitcomes from her Nobel Peace Prize nomination ect ect. Would expect no less from the wealthy upper middle class daughter of an opera singer and a successful artist. Guardianista Heaven.

She has been diagnosed with Asperger’s Syndrome and Selective Mutism, conditions generally shared by sages, savants and other manipulative pains in the arse (Rasputin, Charles Manson ect) which allows her to talk conspiracy crapola compellingly and with overwhelming conviction. Needless the leaders orf the free world, Macron, Merkel, Trump, our own Hunchback and even Corbyn ect ect all fall over themselves to be pictured with the Swedish Joannie. Enjoy your time limited fame me dear. Me butler will wait for you.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

What flying fuck is going on in the world???? Have we all gone stark staring fucking mad?!?

Some stupid little Swedish schoolgirl organises a school strike to get off school on Fridays citing fears over climate change as a nice convenient excuse and the next thing you know the cunt has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize (not quite the same gravitas since they gave one to the EU tho’) , met the sodding Pope and sat down in London with the heads of all the major political parties.

Now I’ve no truck for Treeza the Traitor, but at least she had the sense not to turn up.

There’s only one thing worse than a teenager and that’s a pumped up precocious know it all teenager. Why the fuck is anyone listening? Why would you want to? You havin’ a larf or what?

Beats me…

Nominated by Dioclese

Becoming a Wireless 4 favourite, threatening to become as long running and boring as The Listening Project and The Archers, is this 62 year old American *humourist* who is, of course, a member of The Gayness Tendency, and is currently mincing his way through his 7th series, in a camp. limp-wristed and fey voice before a simpering studio audience, who are no doubt there because it is “cool” to see an American pansy performing in a London garden. He sounds like a New England retired schoolmarm.

I could give you a link to this wildly unfunny show, but in doing so I would probably upset the BBCs sensibilities re copyright, instead I give a list of some of his “hilarious” sounding book titles:

Me talk pretty one day. 2000.
Dress your family in corduroy and denim. 2004.
Children Playing Before a Statue of Hercules (editor, 2005)
When You Are Engulfed in Flames (2008)
Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk: A Modest Bestiary (2010)
Let’s Explore Diabetes With Owls (April 2013)

I am sure all these books come with a free pair of rubber knickers in case the reader pisses him/herself.

This pretentious old queen has only really been in the public eye since 1994 and on Wireless 4 since 2010, so obviously quantity is more important than quality to this smug, self satisfied middle class bender, but you have to wonder, with so many hopeless unemployed comics of our own why the BBC find it necessary to import (probably at a very high price) cheap unskilled American labour. What a cunt the BBC are and what a cunt Sedaris is for taking money to recite stories – he and they sound as genuine as a dud halfpenny.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

We have seen the dreadful attacks in Sri Lanka, seemingly aimed at random at Christians. Suicide bombers were used.

The peaceful population of Sri Lanka is roughly 10%. Yet they assume the right to maim and murder in a country where they are in a small minority.
The actions of China and Burma against these people, far from being excessive seem proportionate and sensible. The West should take note.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

with a further comment by Lord Benny.

40 muslims killed in their place of worship, the world stands still and a minuets silence rings out in parliaments across the world, hundreds killed, many more crippled for life and nothing said.

CC raises a valid point with his figures, indulge yourself in this video clip to understand what those figures mean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry3NzkAOo3s

Jon Kotler is a cunt.

Who, I hear you ask? First, he an American. I know, right? Second, and it gets worse, he is a fucking lawyer. Third, for some inexplicable reason he is a fan of Fulham football club.

Let me make it clear that I have no issues with Fulham football club or their fans.

This cunt, however, is suing the Department of Motor Vehicles because they wouldn’t let him have a licence plate with COYW on it. Apparently, this stands for Come On You Whites ( the nickname of Fulham football club, or at least what their fans chant at them).

He claims to be all about his right to freedom of speech. Well, I, and anyone reading this, am all in favour of freedom of speech. BUT, when you live in a country where black people are shot by trigger happy white cops for committing the offence of driving while black, to have “Come On You Whites” on the front and back of your car is surely going to encourage some braindead redneck with a shed full of automatic weapons to go and shoot some black people just for the sake of it.

This shit-stirring snowflake, and people like him, who deliberately do things that they know, or if they are an educated adult bloody well ought to know, are likely to encourage people to commit violent acts, are cunts of the highest order.

Nominated by I Want To Be Alone