The benefits system

The benefits system is a gigantic pile of cunt. As I have mentioned on here before, my brother is severely autistic. He is one of those poor unfortunates who, thanks to his disabilities and developmental delay, may not ever be capable of work (although he has made some good progress in the last few years so you never know). He is one of the people who actually needs that money, and yet he gets barely any of it put towards his care because its all going on jihadis, migrants, perfectly able bodied, able to work benefits scroungers and others who neither need nor deserve it. Our family has had to care for my brother all by our fucking selves with little to no provision for respite care, or carers, or anything else that might help to make the burden a little bit easier for us and give him the best quality of life possible all because the government are spunking what should be spent on society’s unfortunates like him on those who are undeserving – and we’re far from alone in that predicament. The way the system functions is a national disgrace. And that’s without even touching on other groups who should be getting this money like war veterans and the mentally ill.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

Nancy Pelosi (3)

Foreign cunts….
I’m sick and fucking tired of foreign cunts telling the UK what to do……

I know isac has been heavy on the EU but what the fuck! , every day some political Pygmy opens their big fat mouth and gives us their unsolicited opinions , always followed up with a direct or indirect threat…

This week US democrat shit bag Nancy pelosi visited Ireland and had to put her two cents in “ if the UK fails to address the Irish border issues to our? ( eh!) satisfaction there will be no trade deal done between the UK and the US “

Listen you discredited sack of libertard dog shit!! Mind your own fucking business and stop trying to curry favour with your mostly ( fake) Irish population..

After her and the rest of the so called democrats turd hunt into Russian collusion with trump hit the buffers she’s been looking for ways to build herself back up, So she’s happy to talk tough on her trip to Ireland and stir the pot…..

Fuck off back to America you utter cunt and launch another turd hunt with your pal Chuck Schumer and leave UK politics alone……

It’s none of your business BITCH…..

Nominated by Quislings

Turkish barber shops

Turkish barber shops.
I live in between two small towns; there are six Turkish barber shops within three miles of where I live. Fucking six. I know it’s the biggest, most obvious drug/human trafficking laundering front ever. The one I drive past most days always has the owner(?) outside next to his £100000 Range Rover, smoking and on the phone. This cunt is not cutting much hair. At £8 per crop and various other options does not afford to pay for his fucking awful choice of a shit car. Don’t get me wrong, I know of a lot of hairdressers who have made a very good living operating shops where there was a need. But fucking six within six miles?. And fucking Turkish. I’m calling fucking shenanigans on this. Fucking nefarious cunts all of them. Are the police just finished with everything now apart from hate speech?. Fuck this utter shit hole.

Nominated by W.A. Anchor

Beards

I nominate the omnipresence of beards / unshaven men, on the mong box and in the mainstream media for a thorough cunting. Having a face resembling hirsute female genitalia, as illustrated in vintage publication ‘The Joy of Sex’, is far too commonplace nowadays. Beards were once only seen on porn stars, teachers with BO and blood pressure problems and fucking vagrants.

Soy boy, beta male, fashion victim, hairy growler faced fucks. Have a shave you scruffy cunts.

Nominated by Bertie Blunt

Hipster Beards, better known as WANKER BEARDS. Grown by wimpy doormats as compensation for the fact that most couldn’t get laid in a Thai brothel, trying to assert or rather remember what masculinity meant before being guilt-tripped and pussy-whipped into submission by the coloured-haired snot-hanger nose-ringed, usually overweight leftist “feminists” who’ve taken a leaf out of the Australian Cane Toad fashion look.
TV ads are filled to bursting with these emasculated dickless cunts, the VW Tiguan advert with the wimp-faced wanker-bearded “father” clearly way down the pecking order to the daughter who was probably fathered by the local roofer as said bearded wanker looks like he had his dick chopped off 30 yrs previously.
Then there are the Dunelm ads again with the heavily wanker-bearded, meal ticket, beta-male doing as he’s told by his “empowered” harridan.
Lastly for now, the Karcher advert, with a bloke sporting a beard that looks like he’s spent 5yrs on a desert island, with no mirror, razor or deodorant. A scruffy unsightly cunt who looks like he could do with a good hose down with said Karcher pressure washer and industrial strength carbolic.
An extra special, megaton cunting for the fair-trade, usually Corbynista, ashamedly middle-class, “hipster” castrati who, in trying to reclaim their masculinity, have in addition to the Wanker-Beard, that fucking stupid looking “man-bun”, coathanger sized ear piercings, often one of those god awful snot-hanger nose-rings or a hanging metal bogey “septum piercing”, and let’s not forget the armful of tattoos making them all look identically “individual”
Buy a fucking RAZOR and grow up…. UTTER, utter, cowardly, wimpy, masculinity-void, CUNTS.

Nominated by Sheikh Anvakh

Paul Mitchell, lout

Mark Twain once asserted that it’s ‘better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt’.

Anyone seeking evidence to back up this assertion need look no further than Birmingham City FC ‘fan’ Paul Mitchell. IsAC regulars will remember this charmless lout being cunted a while back. He’s the twat who ran onto the pitch during Shitty’s derby game against Aston Villa on 10 March and launched a cowardly assault on Villa’s Jack Grealish. Mitchell was promptly hauled up in front of the beak and jailed for fourteen weeks for his trouble.

Now most reasonable minded individuals would, I think, expect this idiot to reflect on his transgressions while doing his porridge, hopefully to emerge showing some embarrassment and contrition for his actions. Well not so Mr Mitchell. Having served just four weeks of his sentence, this cretin (who still refuses to apologise for his actions) bragged ‘it was the best month of my life. Everything was good’. No remorse at being a jailbird then; rather pride, if anything.

What a credit Mitchell is to his family and friends. No doubt he also sees himself as some kind of folk hero to his fellow supporters, many of whom will probably stand him a pint for having punched the captain of their bitter rivals in the head from behind. Mitchell is an utter fool and a complete cunt. The tragedy is that he and his ilk are utterly incapable of comprehending the fact.

Nominated by Ron Knee