Nominated by Lord Cuntony
David Beckham (9)
Further proof, if any was needed, that David ‘do you know who I am?’ Beckham is indeed a cunt.
Not long after dodging a speeding offence on a technicality (and being extremely smug about it), the insufferable twat has been handed a six month ban after being spotted using a mobile phone while driving.
Is the boy simply a bit dim, and therefore unable to learn from previous brushes with the law, or is he a conceited, selfish, arrogant cockhead who believes that the rules of the road don’t apply to superior mortals such as him?
In addition, the arsehole’s credibility as an environmental campaigner is now being questioned. As if driving a fucking gas-guzzler wasn’t bad enough, the press is reporting that last year, Becksie took ‘over 30 first class flights’ while also campaigning for the environment. This resulted in the generation of 80,000 kg of CO2, as opposed to 20,100 kg generated by flying economy. Climate change expert Prof. Kevin Anderson commented that ‘celebrities have to lead by example’, and urged them to reduce their ‘carbon footprint’. That’ll be the day. You’re forgetting prof.; Beckham, bigmouth Emma Twatson and their ilk are IMPORTANT people. In their case, the rule is ‘do as I say, not as I do’.
I put before this house the motion that David Beckham is a colossal cunt. All in favour say ‘aye’.
Cunt.
Nominated by Ron Knee
Stephanie Hayden
Stephanie Hayden
To quote Gandalf “You shall not pass”
Claims to be a transgender activist lawyer. In reality is an attention seeking clown who sues anyone who responds to ‘her’ on twitter. Tried to launch a hate campaign against Graham “I wrote Father Ted then did fuck all else” Linehan and took legal action against the cunt central website mumsnet. Which normally would be grounds for a commendation, but let’s face it anyone who acts like John of Arc on twitter should really just fuck off forever.
Nominated by Lazybiscuits
Pretentious Wedding Venues
I’d like to nominate the tossers who choose pretentious wedding venues. Apparently for some of these arseholes, it’s not enough just to marry in a church or registry office – no they want to show everyone how different and left- field they are, so what better place to exchange their vows than on the side of an erupting volcano or in some dingy dank multi storey car park. You get the idea, what a load of cunts. The even bigger cunts are the parents who allow it.
Nominated by Mystic Maven
Andrew Marr (9)
Andrew Marr for the above interview with Nigel Farage
Another fucking disgraceful Remoaner twat courtesy of the BBC.
Get back on your rowing machine Andrew and do us all a favour.
Cunt.
Nominated by Willie Stroker
The Needy are an annoying shower of cunts. Allow me to elaborate.
I’m not referring to the starving-as-fuck, 2lb, Malteaser sand children on the adverts, the begging winos, or the food bank-frequenting pov’s (poverty stricken citizen). I’m on about your mate, your relative, your workmate, your house / flatmate – that fucking Negative Nancy that sucks the life and enjoyment out of you with their tales of woes, aliments, partner troubles and family issues.
What’s more annoying, even more so than having to deliberately avoid talking to these people, is that they use their issue(s) as an attention-seeking tool on social media platforms and in real social situations, praying on the unsuspecting listener in the hope that they will receive sympathy, a warm hug and a box of tissues. Fuck off.
I know an individual who was diagnosed with a form of cancer. Granted, not very nice. However, that cancer was deemed mild and done away with swiftly and effectively. Annual checks are always given the all-clear.
But for last fuck knows how many years, this person has been using this ordeal as a kind of “survivor against the odds” million-to-one, chance of survival journey, it’s utter bullshit, and it’s insulting to people who are really suffering and have little hope of surviving.
Don’t feel compelled to stay connected to people like this out of guilt, your so-called bloodline, or the fear of being uncomfortable when you unfortunately to bump into them, fuck ’em, they’re an inconvenience. A genital wart is an inconvenience. If it’s going to irritate you for life, cut it off.