I want to nominate that ultra- remainer, thick lightweight Cameron- babe, Heidi (“Cunti”) Allen for a cunting.

Cunti’s speciality, apart from being as thick as two short planks, is denying reality and forgetting things.

After the referendum Cunti said she would honour the result as she did not want to live in a “ banana republic” that ignored democratic votes. Now it seems that she would like to ignore the referendum after all and is only too happy to live in a banana republic. It seems Cunti has conveniently forgotten her previous remarks.

She recently denied on Twitter that her conservative constituency members were planning on deselecting her for her opposition to Brexit. Oh yes they were ! According to the Telegraph, one of Cunti’s incisive constituents has got her nailed down to a tee as a “ghastly self- promoter forever flicking her hair on late night tv when she should be representing us”.

And then there’s the tweet she sent to Guy Verhofstadt – “would you give us an extension Guy if we secure a second referendum please?” For this creepy, sickening tweet, Cunti frankly deserves to be hung, drawn and quartered at Traitors Gate.

Victoria Derbyshire on her BBC show asked the gob smacked Cunti, “ why should anyone trust what you say after you said you would honour the referendum”. Cunti responded, “that’s a good question “. Yes it is – so what’s the answer you daft cunt? It seems the answer is a deal that would satisfy Cunti and the rest of the village idiots at Change Nothing UK. And we all know the only deal that will satisfy them is staying in the EU.

Cunti was at it again last week saying that the Brexit Party had failed and Change Nothing had been a huge success !!!! Prior to that she ratted on her colleagues ( who we all cunts anyway) and told them to vote Illeberal Democunt instead. This while she is acting as leader of the Change Nothings!! Now her and Sourberries are scratching each other’s eyes out.

Heidi Allen is a demented, mad cow, lightweight, self promoting, thick cunt. She needs to get back to washing dishes, doing the school round and fingering herself all day. She is incapable of adding anything of substance to this country and it’s governance.

Fuck off.

Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

Ethan Bramble is a cunt. Who the fuck is Ethan Bramble? Exactly. Wanted by Aussie police for assault this cunt is ‘famous’ on the internet for tattooing his eyeballs black amongst other fucking vile things he’s done to his body. His tongue is forked, he has piercings and tattoos all over. He’s done it he says ‘to be unemployable’. What a cock.
Fucking cunt needs a dose of rock-breaking at Her Majesty’s Pleasure to instil a work-ethic.
What is fucking galling is that cunts like this can exist at all. Fuck this shite society that breeds these cunts.
I just fucking laugh to think my 12+ flights a year shorten the amount of time these Millennial Cunts can indulge themselves. I’ll be gone and they can fucking cry themselves to sleep as they share their safe-spaces with 500 million African migrants. Cunts.

Nominated by zippy.

Ethan Bramble

Self identifying as “the world’s most modified yoot” the sick cunt has 98% of its body covered in tattoos, as well as having body modifications including a forked tongue and a chopped cock. Has it got a job? Would anyone employ it? Well the Lib Dems need a new leader as do the Tories hmmm – however Yours Truly is sure you are ahead orf him. Correct. It is a social media influencer, model and poster boy for body modifications and hails from Oz, once bastion orf “no pooftahs” and old world virtues but now sadly sicko central.
So have Oz police charged the cunt for an offence against public decency and given it a kicking to help it orn its way as they would have done in me day? Oh no an alleged crime infinitely more heinous – it threw a can orf beer in an Australian bar. Again in me day that was how one adjusted the air-con or started a fight. To compound its felony it then posted a photo orf itself on social media directing a full Churchillian at the police. In response Australia’s finest posted a wanted notice on FaceBook. Woops dearie. Oz has gone Wuz.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

Why is ‘Russia’ a Cunt?

We know that up until its demise in 1991, the USSR had been quite cunty.

We know that the country now known as Russia is governed by Putin, who is roughly the cup of tea of some and the anathema of others. Just like in every democratic country the whole world over.

We know that it’s won Eurovision when it shouldn’t have, but we’ll park that for now.

Is it me being thick, or do I genuinely not get why the American left-wing media just routinely goes “Russia Russia Russia Russia” and “Putin Putin Putin Putin” as a slur against that very Eastern-European country. I might be young and naive, born as a (very proud to be) Thatcher’s child in 1979, but my understanding is that the cold war has ended.

I’m genuinely baffled and nonplussed as to why the completely mainstream, ie reaching out to the most viewership, US media is perpetuating this myth of ‘Russia’ being the ‘arch-enemy’ of the US, on the basis of seemingly nothing at all other than just making them able to say ‘Russia’, ‘Russian’ and ‘Putin’ innumerable times in any given broadcast. Am I missing something? I might just be ignorant.

I would link to the ingenious video of Rachel MadCow saying ‘Russia’ and ‘Putin’ about 190 times in one broadcast… but of course, that edit has been elided from YT with all algorithms warned at pain of digital death not to resurrect it.

Nominated by WokeUpTodayAndRealisedWhatACuntIAm

A Level Results and Oxbridge Entry.

Honestly – I hate this time if year. Pages of shit in the papers about fucking A levels and the inevitable pictures of a group of fit young birds jumping in the air or crying and hugging their mates. But what really deserves the cunting is the inevitable stories of some recent arrival who came by uber-dinghy and, despite speaking no English, has managed to get 50 A stars and has been offered a place at Oxford or Cambridge. The Libtards then get to wank all over it as they are so pleased it is another nail in the coffin of indigenous Brits.

How about improving education for all the white working class kids? Or are they to spend their lives being subservient to the imported scum of the world?

Nominated by Lord Cuntingford

In car stereo/boomboxes.
It’s that time of year, gets a bit warm and you can bet your life someone wants to announce their cuntishness.
You hear them before you can see them. Usually a crappy Corsa, Fiesta or Focus exuding a fucking awful noise thumping away.
When you see the culprit, it is probably a specimen of the under-class, culturally appropriating something of African American origin blaring out of an open car window.
Why bother with the sound system, why not show the world what an A1 Cunt you and put a neon sign on the car roof proudly stating: CUNT!
It would save all our eardrums from the total auditory shite issuing from the car.
Secondly, but maybe equal to these pricks, are the mongs who park up outside your house and dock their smart phones into the loud speaker system and carry on a long and boring conversation, blissfully unaware that anyone can hear the fucking drivel from both parties in a 20 yard radius.
Absolute cunts all of them.

Nominated by Cuntalugs