Demanding an inquiry into “Islamophobia” within the Tory party. These cunts have set themselves up as some sort of authority without being elected by anyone, and are now trying to embed themselves into British politics.

They have created the word “Islamophobia”, have tried to make it a crime, and apply it to any criticism of their beliefs to try and stop a reasoned argument as their own ideology can’t stand up on its own two feet.

Stop wasting your time with the Tory party. If you don’t like what we say and do, fuck off.

Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire

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Love admin xxx

I would like to nominate Cunt Logic for a cunting.

“ Regular” Logic goes like this –

A = C therefore B = C.

Cunt Logic, on the other hand, expresses it thus –

A = C therefore B = Z.

To give some real life applications of Cunt Logic –

Trans athletes born male but identifying as female must compete against female athletes even though they have the biological advantages of a male. This is Cunt Logic.

If something appears on social media saying that someone is racist, homophobe, anti-trans or anti- wimmin it must be true. And the more “ likes” it gets, the truer it is. Cunt Logic.

Anyone who voted for Brexit is a narrow minded bigot but anyone who voted Remain is an enlightened, cosmopolitan paragon of virtue with a brain the size of a planet.

Cunt Logic is no joke. It’s ravaged our universities so that they are no longer the habitation of the wise, civilised, learned or intelligent but rather the habitation of morons, cretins and cunts. It has similarly ravaged public service broadcasting and our public institutions.

Without doubt Cunt Logic, if it continues to go unchallenged, will lead to the demise of western civilisation within a generation.

Fuck off.

Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

Cunters.

Yesterday we witnessed the mysterious disappearance of a topic, This caused some concern (and conspiracy theories) amongst you.

Last night ISAC HQ held a webex conference call where the site logs were discussed and examined.

We found that Admin gbz1825 had in fact deleted the Topic in error, in their defence they stated that Admin hdz6140 had called for assistance due to “pressing work matters” and that the high volume of comments going into moderation caused gbz1825 to “Press the wrong button” .

On behalf of all the team at ISAC we would like to wish Admin gbz1825 all the best in their new career at NORAD and they will be sadly missed.

As for you lot, carry on cunting.

Yours sincerely

The Auditor

A cunting from The Force for the ultimate fanboy sci-fi behemoth, Star Wars.

Despite my username, I have never actually sat through a full episode of any of the Star Wars films. There’s this whole impenetrable fanfare wankery over Star Wars which largely puts me off; akin to a religion or a fucking cult. With the exception of the equally embarrassing followers of Star Trek, no film franchise exists with such inane, obsessive cunts as Star Wars.

The greed of Disney and George Lucas before them must not go unmentioned. The fans will lap up any Star Wars trinket, rarity or other cheap shite and Lucas/Disney know they have an infinite well of gullible fucking punters who will spend money hand over fist on this turgid, played out bollocks.

And now for the main course – the politicisation of the recent films. Even for the rare disinterested cunt like me, the furore over the agenda-driven last film in the franchise was impossible to ignore. The returning old cast male members were truly emasculated and watered down, while Teh Wimminz were out there, kicking arse and taking names. This whole concept of badass women in films makes me truly fucking laugh because perhaps 1 in 10,000 of them won’t scream like a fucking banshee if they see a spider in the bathroom.

I hate Star Wars, and now with added SJW flavour, the films are about as appealing to me as cold vomit. Fuck off Luke, and may The Cunt be with you.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

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Theresa’s legacy

Apparently the wicked witch of Downing Street wants to piss 29 billion quid of OUR money up the wall to secure her legacy. Hammond has threatened to resign over the issue . Staggeringly I find myself agreeing with the cunt!

Get it through your head Treeza – your legacy is that you are the one who failed to deliver Brexit, destroyed the Tory Party and are the only person ever to win three Cunt of the Year awards in a single year.

So just pack your bags and fuck off, there’s a good girl…

Nominated by Dioclese