BEATRICE BASS (WOULD BE M.P)

A sweet sickly Swinsonesque cunting please for this up-her-own-arse lass, who is upset that Brexit might spoil her skiing plans in January

The self-obsessed fuckwit, who has the same sort of shit eating smirk as her leader is obviously the role model of the modern MP – a complete shit-stain. I am sure she is pissing her Tena-ladies at the thought of all those lovely expense claims she will be able to put in – like so many others she doesn’t give a flying fuck about democracy or “the people” – it is just a nice easy well-paid job where she will be revered by the BBC and her pussy-whipped feminist male colleagues.

What a cunt!

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Anomination for faddish foods, or food fads.

The one that comes to mind is pulled pork, or the facsimile of it, usually shredded crust in a sugary gloop.
Pulled pork is really the Southern US version slow cooked hog roast, where the meat is gently cooked until it is less pulled and can barely hold to the bone.

There are a few others, such as lobsters with ‘mac and cheese’, venison and chocolate, the ubiquitous nonsense of noughties pub menus, ‘hunters chicken’ – not chicken chasseur – consisting a chicken breast wrapped in rashers of bacon, then smothered in cheddar and more of that rich overpowering BBQ sauce.

Probably the noughties equivalent of the more recent obsession for BBQ ‘pulled’ pork.

Another ingredient that became far too frequent on menus and supermarket shelves was chorizo.

As for dinky donks (Frankie Howerd), everything and everyone is drowning in Prosecco, gin and grapefruit-infused craft ale.

Perhaps worst of all is the hipster cretins having ironic 70s dinner parties.

There’s nothing ironic about eating a Chicken Kiev, so fuck off.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

I’d like to offer a very concise, but very very clear cunting for David Linden, half-wit ScotNazi MP for Glasgow East. Seasoned IsAC followers can only piss their pants laughing at the twat on watching the following:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGY6yZEIjfk

The expression ‘car crash interview’ has become somewhat hackneyed of late, but surely it’s very, very appropriate here. It’s very, very clear for everyone to see that Mr Linden is indeed the political equivalent of a fucking parrot. It’s also very, very clear that he’s a cunt of the first water.

Stay in Glasgow an’ bile yer heid, you clueless pillock.

Nominated by Ron Knee

The British legal system

It turns out that the Cunt who was shot on London Bridge yesterday, was convicted of terrorism offences some years ago, and was out on licence.

Once these fuckers have been locked up they should stay locked up for life.

The ideal would be to stick them in front of a firing squad.
Only for our poxy, bleeding heart, liberal system, two innocent people would not have died yesterday.

What a heap of Cunt.

Nominated by Jack The Cunter

Sadiq Khan

Lets have another Square Mile cunting for this diminutive crock of shit, London Mayor, and failed ex-cabinet minister Sadiq Khan.

Want to find somebody to blame for yesterday’s terrorist attack at London Bridge?. Of course it cant be the fault of his compatriot, the terrorist ex jailbird. It certainly isn’t little Sadcunt’s fault, anymore than the record number of murders we have had in London this year. It can’t be careerist lesbian Cressida Dick’s fault for running a joke police force,

No the solution is obvious – blame that nasty government
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1211315/London-Bridge-Terror-Attack-Sadiq-Khan-blame-Conservative

Just a few years ago this little arsewipe would have been thrown out of his job. Perhaps he would now if he were pale, male and stale, but it seems highly likely that the poisonous motherfucker will be returned for another 4 years of misery next year. Fuck him (I’ll leave Dame Keir to do that)

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

The Parole Board

The parole board need cunting again.When are these cunts going to be held to account when they let the dregs of society back out on the streets .Yesterday we had the attack in London from a twat who was out on parole,and funnily enough the ankle tag didn’t seem to dissuade him from crime.The cunts that sit as the parole board should be doing time for letting these scumbags out.
Gobshites

Nominated by CrustyFlaps