In the Middle Ages there was what was called the Truce of God. This was to have areas of the country where warfare was banned. Also, days and weeks where battle was forbidden.

‘There’s a little bit of Harry in the air’ when he walks round the camp the night before the Battle of Agincourt. Yes, they all got a night’s sleep before the battle commenced at the specified time in the morning. And it was all hand to hand combat where the military virtues of courage and fortitude were to the fore.

What have we got now? Someone presses a button on a battleship and a cruise missile rockets to its intended target thousands of miles away. Or drone attacks operated from the Pentagon with no personal risk whatsoever. There’s just something obscene about it for me.

Nominated by Miles Plastic

To assist your understanding.

now to make you shit your pants.

“Sorry, dearie. It’s before my time”

The phrases “It was before my time” or “I wasn’t born then”.

Usually uttered by younger contestants on Television game shows.

Most of history happened before all of our times.
I wasn’t born during Roman times, but we learned about it at school. Same for the Vikings, same for the First and Second World War.
I’ll admit that I’ve forgotten a large portion of it, because it was 20+ years ago that I studied it, but I can still remember some of the events like the Battle of Jutland, the Battle of Paschendale, etc.

If you don’t know, then go and read up on it for fuck sake. Ignorance is no excuse.
They might find it a bit more interesting than (anti)social media and dross like Love Island, but I doubt it.

Nominated by Harold Steptoe

Gavin Malone….

Just been forced to watch more of this cunt in a prison trying to teach the current intake of aspiring architects to ‘sing’. Oh yeah, they’re all so repentant about stabbing other aspiring architects and clearly think they’re gonna get off lightly and emulate their hero ‘Shitstormz’, or whatever the cunts called and it’s all being paid for by the fucking BBC.

Fuck my fucking old brown boots. Fuck right off, I need to piss before my urinary tract melts.

CUNT.

Nominated by Kunte Kunty

Old mans Bollocks,
No not the type that they talk down the pub, but the pendulous objects between my legs.
Over the festive season I damaged my back and ended up bed ridden and reverted to “Comfy clothes”, In this case a pair of jogging bottoms nice warm elasticated waist ones that have their own nice warm climate in them, Global warming affected my plums and they attempted to visit my kneecaps.
This in turn created other issues as they slid under my thigh as I attempted to slide left or right, My new found mobility and a return too boxer shorts is also problematic as they choose to go right (predominantly right) and are subjected to constant pressure during my drive to work resulting in a feeling like a mild kick in the nuts.
So I have a few life style choices to evaluate, do I change my style of undercrackers, maybe a cushion in the car to change posture or stand naked in the garden hoping the fuckers will retract before I drive to work.

Nominated by lord benny

A cynic might suggest that Cunters here are seeking-out doctors of a certain minority group accused of sex offences working in the NHS deliberately, but it’s just the case that every news story of this type I click on seems to feature men fitting the same profile.

Dr Vijay Mahendran was today found guilty of groping nurses seven times at work. Seems to think it’s OK, apparently, and still doesn’t admit he did anything wrong. Got away with it for a period, despite the hospital knowing what was going on and preferring a ‘quiet word’ than to do the right thing and report him to the police (I wonder if regular people are allowed to grope their staff, or just cunts like this and sons of Shadow Home Secretaries). In one instance he was even groping a nurse while she and a colleague were explaining a dying patients condition to relatives at their bedside:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-51023764

Naturally, the cunt won’t do a day in prison. Don’t know if he’s even going to be struck off. With all these cases of dodgy doctors I think patients are perfectly entitled to refuse to be left alone with some of these people as it’s justifiable not to believe it to be safe. At the very least it’s not out of line to ask to see the doctors disciplinary record, because with all these guys being allowed to keep working, you can’t have any confidence that they will have been struck off, even if they have been guilty of sex-offences.

Nominated by Dr Shagga and His Cunt Munching Machine