Get out your hankies out and blow your nose. It’s a “boo hoo, feel sorry for me” cunting for has been, duck faced ‘actress’ Leslie Ash. Poor, dear Leslie has been on wank TV programme Good Morning Britain, telling Piers (I’m a Cunt) Morgan that she is ‘grieving’ for her lost TV career. …sniffle.

“The industry finished with me. I will never, ever have the career I had before I contracted the MSSA superbug in hospital in 2004” – so sad, so sad.

This bit part, shite fucking has-been, wants to tell everyone how much she’s lost and how terrible her life has been. Married to Millionaire ex-footballer Lee (twat) Chapman, she sued the hospital that treated her for a £5 Million payout. The full sad story’s here, if you could give a flying fuck :-

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/tv/leslie-ash-tells-gmb-the-17393036

Nominated by Lord of the Rings

It has to be said, Christmas is a complete cunt.

Thank fuck that load of bollocks is over with for another year. Same old shit every year, people spending loads of money on shit they don’t really need, dressing up like a cunt to sit round a dinner table with another load of cunts that you really don’t want to talk to. Every radio station playing annoying Christmas music.

Can’t believe that people actually still enjoy this cunt. And what the fuck, why do we have to kiss people that we usually try to avoid for the rest of the year? Fuck it, I’m going away next year.

Nominated by Cunty mcfuckwit

Well, knocking on the door of “The Big 5-0” and being a cripple, I tend to look down on the young. I tend to think they have never had it so good. So today I had a little altercation with one of my elders over a parking space!

So, to cut to the short on this, said chap decided it was ok to park up in a disabled space (one out side my bunker at Beirut Terraces) and I challenged him on his lack of a blue badge (The space next to it was vacant).

He got a bit shitty with me and said his dad was disabled. I mentioned that Mrs B Mk III was and that he had lost his right to complain about people breaking the law when he does it himself.

Mind you if he lets his Dad rot here, he must be a massive cunt.

Nominated by lord benny

Yes, we know it needs more money to pay for more doctors, nurses and even more managers.

But throughout this election campaign they have been maligning the Tories. The latest being a kid on the floor at Leeds A&E. Apart from the fact that this was obviously staged for Boris’s visit, has it not occurred to these cunts that Magic Grandpa and his bullshit will inevitably lead to the collapse of all public services? Venezuela style.

And do doctors actually want to be taxed to fuck to make this happen?

The population of the UK has increased by 4.5 million since that cunt Blair opened the floodgates. We are living longer. The NHS should consider this before they aid and abet the destruction of the UK economy.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

May I respectfully request an urgent cunting for the ignorant scum who choose to bury unwanted chilled or frozen food, previously selected, in with electrical goods, household detergents, jam rags or anywhere else other than where they picked it up from, so it can simply spoil or rot away. Another example of the “I don’t give a shit about anybody else”, amongst us.

Lazy, ignorant, cunts.

I once witnessed an obese, tattooed (big hearts and roses) slag who suddenly noticed that her snot-dripping sprog was carrying an item he’d nicked off a shelf, so she removed it from him and simply winged it through the air into the fruit and veg some 20 ft away.

Fucking slag.

Nominated by SpleenVenter