If one of the regions of the UK had significantly less money spent there than the others, it would be a case of ‘we must become independent, England is stealing all our money!’ Well, the latest figures have been released and no surprises once again – it’s England who are being neglected, with the regions who have their own assemblies, but never stop complaining about neglect and oppression, who are bleeding English taxpayers.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-38077948

Even if the regions had an equal amount spent they would still whinge that England MUST pay them – for what? What the fuck is in it for us? This has to be looked at again. Maybe it’s time to ditch the monarchy, ditch the UK, and each country manage it’s itself and watch Wales and Scotland begging England in five to ten years to come back into the Great British fold.

Spending per head:
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•Northern Ireland at £11,590
•Scotland at £11,247
•Wales at £10,656
•England at £9,296

Net fiscal deficit per head:
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•Northern Ireland at £4,978
•Wales at £4,289
•Scotland at £2,713
•England at £68

Nominated by Dr Shagga and His Cunt Munching Machine

What a load of horseshit this white elephant is turning out to be!

Years ago it was first mooted the overall cost to connect London to Birmingham, Manchester, Leeds and other Northern Cities, would be around £30bn.

Not surprisingly this was “readjusted upwards” to £56bn in 2015 to factor in all sorts of “miscellaneous and unexpected costs”.

But it doesn’t end there, because just a few days ago a leaked government review (by the Hs2 chairman Douglas Oakervee), suggested the final bill could be upwards of £106bn – almost twice the 2015 guesstimate!

The review suggested that the government should continue funding the project despite the concerns regarding rising costs, while also admitting there was “great uncertainty” regarding the overall economic benefit of the project, especially for the Midlands and the North.

Even more concerning but not completely surprising is that the chairmen of various construction companies with vested interests in the project (not least Balfour Beatty, Skanska and Morgan Sindall), have recommended the government should proceed with the project regardless of the final bill!

Well, that’s mighty white of them given that all they’re concerned about is making as much profit as possible, even though they won’t be the cunts paying for the fucking thing!

The trouble with these capital projects is that once you start them it’s rare you can actually stop them when the costs start to rise. One only has to look at the ongoing farce that is London’s Crossrail project, which is currently 3 years overdue and £4bn over its original £15bn target in 2018)

The Channel Tunnel is another example of a project going way over budget, as was the London Olympic Stadium in 2012. And I am sure there are plenty of other examples where no one really gives two fucks about cost, because we all know who will be there to bail them out!

I don’t know who the financial project managers are for these projects, but they sure are shit at their jobs. But its okay, because good old Mr and Mrs Taxpayer will be there to dig them out of the shit, while at the same time making sure the bigwig investors receive nice bonuses despite the delays and cost overruns.

HS2 can go fuck itself!

Nominated by Technocunt

A cunting for defence barrister, Michael Turner QC.

He is defending Muhammed Rodwan; he is, you may remember, the cunt that took a machete to a police officer who stopped him in his van for suspected driving offences. Turner has introduced the fact that before his shift, PC Stuart Outten sent a text to his girlfriend saying he was, “off to cause trouble”. I’ve told people I’m off to take a customers network down before heading to site; it’s obviously a fucking joke.

Turner is, I assume, trying to say PC Outten was looking for a machete in the head that evening and his client was obviously a victim of police harassment, probably due to institutional racism and, of course, prejudice against Muzlims rampant in the police.

Are we to understand that it’s acceptable to take a lethal weapon to a copper performing a traffic stop?

It’s a pity the cunt wasn’t stopped by armed police who would (I hope) have shot the cunt the moment the machete was seen in the defendants hand. If Turner ever needs the police to save his skin they will show up and save him, I’m sure.

What a piece of work, exploiting what’s obviously a joke text to put doubt in the minds of the woke jury members who will jump at the chance to make the assailant into the victim.

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

Just going to add this on with his previous convictions and what he did.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10809355/van-driver-hacked-cop-in-head-machete-previous-machete-attack/

Forget the ‘Rumpole’ idea of a lawyer being a cuddly old rogue with a tattered wig, half moon glasses and a liking for foul-smelling cheap cigars, Wordsworth and Pomeroy Wine Bar´s house champagne. Even the lowest of the low, crackhead, child molester is a pillar of virtue compared with lawyers, most of whom sleep in coffins and flee in terror at the whiff of a clove of garlic.

Opinionated, corrupt, mercenary, inhuman, parasitical are only a few of the adjectives that spring to mind in relation to this abject bunch of bloodsuckers who have been around forever and are everywhere.

From the bullying ‘Jaggers’ in “Great Expectations”, who lets poor orphan ‘Pip’ delude himself that crazy old bat ‘Miss Haversham’ is grooming him to become a gentleman and get his sweaty hands on nymphet ‘Estella’, to showman Johnnie Cochran, who used racist smear tactics to free O.J. Simpson from the electric chair after he had slaughtered his wife, they are a disgrace to the human race.

They love the publicity and delight in defending the indefensible.

Remember that creepy little Frenchman ‘Maitre’ Jacques Verges from the 80s whose “clients” included Nazi Klaus Barbie, terrorist Carlos the Jackal and Khmer Rouge boss Khieu Samphan?

Still they don´t always get their own way as shown in the Netflix series on the Ukranian mass murderer known as Ivan the Terrible. His lawyer so enraged Israelis that he had acid thrown into his face by a Holocaust survivor.

Surely the time comes for some honesty with scum who are blatantly guilty?

“Yes your honour. My client is a disgusting piece of shit who committed all these crimes. He does not regret them in the slightest and wishes he could get off, but realises he can´t as he was filmed in the act. Therefore, I don´t intend wasting your time with excuses and am placing him at your mercy. It doesn´t really matter to me as I´ll get paid anyway. Oh, by the way, I intend appealing anyway to spin this circus out even longer”.

Nominated by Mr Polly

Of course we all know petulant Reg Dwight loves to prostrate himself before whichever royal parasites are available, (‘use my jet, I’ll plant a tree’) however, there are many more who know their place and tug the forelock:

Rod Stewart: Why for fuck’s sake?
Michelle Obama: Inferiority built in, I suppose.
David and Victoria Beckham: Personality vacuums to match any royal halfwit.
Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman: Compensates for him being a dwarf, I suppose.
Cara Delevingne: Dont really know who, or what this cunt is, but no doubt fits in well.

Add in the silly cunts who work for a living, but still worship, and of course pay for, a bunch of inbred, foreign, workshy, over-privileged buffoons and you get the set.

And lest we forget – Savile was a dear friend of Died and Jug Ears.

Cunts, one and all. But why?

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble