Politics in TV and Film

Politics in TV shows and movies is a cunt. If you hate Trump, Boris or Brexit. If you love people who think wearing a skirt makes them a woman. If you think the world will end in 12 years because the changing climate will make the Earth uninhabitable, fine. You go ahead and think that. You have every right to believe whatever the fuck you want. I don’t care.

What you do NOT have, is the right to force your beliefs upon other people, via the mediums of film and television. For too long now, we’ve had movies and TV shows that have purported to be one thing, but have turned out to be nothing but woke bullshit. The Watchmen TV show, which was on recently. Batwoman, Terminator Woke Fate, Charlies Angels, Ghostbusters 2016, Birds of Prey. All have been woke as fuck. All have carried the message that woman are superior in every way and men are shite. And all have fucking bombed worse than the weapon that hit Hiroshima. The latest examples of this bullshit are Star Trek Discovery, and Star Trek Picard.

Neither of these two shows bear any resemblance to what fans would recognise as Star Trek. To be fair, it’s partly because the rights are split between CBS and Viacom, which used to be one company, but are now two separate entities. Mainly though, it’s because the assholes who made them are woke, far left dickheads, who are more concerned with lecturing us on their far left politics than they are with doing their actual jobs, which is to entertain us. As a lifelong Trek fan, I was looking forward to seeing Star Trek Picard. Then Patrick ‘Slaphead’ Stewart had to proudly announce that the show would be an allegory for Trump’s presidency and Brexit. So, the actual science fiction can just go fuck itself then? Ok then, I’m out.

Just so I could claim to have an idea what I’m talking about, I’ve watched the first four episodes. It is, as I expected, shite. Picard is a shadow of the man he was in TNG. He’s constantly getting shouted at by women, and basically playing second fiddle in a show that carries his name. Oh yes, and he’s dying. If these smug pricks want to put their politics in a show, then they should make a fucking show about politics. Star Trek is supposed to be science fiction. Escapist entertainment. It’s always carried a political message to a degree, but it was done in a subtle way. STD and STP hit you in the face with an express train with their politics. And they can shove it up their arrogant asses. Smug cunts.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

The F-Bomb

The F-Bomb…used in classical drama.

After it was ‘dropped’ in “A Christmas Carol”, it is reported that there is cluster bombing of the word in an Agatha Christie drama. I wonder what was said?

‘Fuck me Hastings, you’re a thick cunt that you didn’t see that, you stupid twat?’, or
‘You’re a clever cunt Miss Marple, and no mistake..’

Where will it end?

“Jane Eyre” – ‘Reader, I fucked him’.
“Pride and Prejudice” – ‘It is a truth universally acknowledged, that some rich cunt must be in want of some slapper to fuck’.
“Hamlet” – ‘To be of not to be: that is the fucking question: whether it is nobler in the mind to top yourself…’

“Rebecca” – ‘Last night I dreamt I fucked off to Manderley again’.

Nominated by Miles Plastic

David Abel

Entitled, bald, boomer cunt who’s been live streaming his ‘ordeal’ of being quarantined in a luxury cruise liner off Japan, yesterday made a pathetic plea to be brought back to Britain, whingeing he’s ‘never felt less loved by his country’. This twat is the epitome of selfishness. Did this rejoiner not see Star Trek II, ‘the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one’?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYrkRJoZ1ho

And today the Government has been proved totally correct, as Davie has been diagnosed with the Coronavirus, but now he’s claiming it’s a conspiracy and naturally he’s being persecuted for his activism.

Throw the cunt overboard he won’t be missed.

Admin note: Take a look at this for a ‘conspiracy theory’. The cunt’s a fucking actor!

https://www.starnow.co.uk/davidabel3

Nominated by Agent Double-O Shagga

Stephanie Hayden (2)

“Stephanie Hayden” is at it again.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8004175/Mother-called-transgender-woman-pig-wig-convicted-sending-offensive-tweets.html

As far as I can tell, they don’t have a job (besides pretend lawyer). If you google them, all you get is them threatening people on twitter with lawsuits and they somehow keep winning. I thought Instagram was a pathetic career, but this takes the cake.

You would have thought they’d spend some time putting effort in if they found being addressed by male pronouns so offensive. And now a mother of two has been charged £1,000 for simply stating facts.

Cunt (noun applies to both genders equally).

Nominated by lazybiscuits

Katie Price (3)

This cavernous arsehole’s disgusting habits have been laid bare by caretaker, Charlie Farthing:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/10955498/katie-price-mucky-mansion-poo-takeaways-caretaker/

He describes the squalid conditions of her mansion which, despite her huge wealth, seem to be more likely to be experienced by the poorest in society: She slept on a mattress on the floor, sometimes the kids would sleep on it with her, other times kipping on the sofa; the heating didn’t work and Harvey had smashed all the fucking windows making it freezing cold and the other usual pikey shite, like cats piss everywhere, signs of drug use, and piles of rubbish.

People talk about deprivation, but this case shows that living like a tramp is who you are, not how much money you have.

Nominated by Agent Double-O Shagga