“Hello. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee speaking. Today I’m joined by Yasmin Alibhai-Brown, columnist and political commentator, and self-styled feminist, anti-racist, Muslim, and er… ‘little brown person’. Yes. Good afternoon”.

“Afternoon. I won’t say ‘good’. Nothing is good in vile post-Brexit Britain”.

“Ah, right. I’ll start with a little background. You fled your native Uganda at a time of great unrest and the rise of the despotic Idi Amin, and came to Britain. Since then you’ve tended, if I may say so, to be less than complimentary about your adopted country”.

“Well, Britain is racist. Structurally racist. Institutionally racist *whinge*. As I wrote in ‘The New European’ in 2018, the UK is no country for coloured immigrants”.

“I see. Can you actually substantiate this claim? You seem to have done alright”.

“I’m right *sour pucker*. I say that Britain is racist at every conceivable opportunity, so it must be right. I mean, just look at who’s been sent to interview me. Someone who’s male, pale and stale”.

“But surely that outlook is in itself racist. Then you have in your time called upon ‘middle class white men’ to disappear, and referred to white working class people as ‘idle scroungers’. Aren’t YOU in turn being racist?”.

“Absolutely not. Only white people can be racist. I’m a little brown person”.

“I’m glad you cleared that up for us. So what issues concern you most then?”.

“Well racist Britain obviously. And Islamophobic, misogynist, sexist Britain. And of course Brexit. I’ve written and spoken at length about what an insular, small-minded, xenophobic and right wing place this country has become as a result of Brexit”.

“Hang on. I’d suggest that Brexit wasn’t a vote against foreigners as such. It was a revolt against the stranglehold of a bloated, unaccountable plutocracy. People were also deeply concerned about the impact of large scale immigration on their way of life, and upon public services. Such population increases are simply unsustainable”.

” An inherently racist outlook. And as I said in a post-election interview in December, the people have endorsed an ‘elective dictatorship’ to carry out this disgraceful withdrawal from the EU”.

“Pardon? The Conservatives have been given a huge majority to carry Brexit through. They govern not by ‘elective dictatorship’ but by popular mandate”.

“Yes but *whine* it wasn’t the result that I wanted. That means it’s not fair!!”.

“Okay, let’s summarise. You came here for a new life, and were accepted into one of the most tolerant, open and democratic societies in the world. Britain has given you sanctuary, opportunity and prosperity. Yet you never shut up about how bigoted and prejudiced we all are, and how unjust everything is. Aren’t you, as your critics claim, just a perpetually moaning, ungrateful, race-baiting hypocrite? And incidentally, why are you still here anyway?”.

“*hissy* I’m a little brown victim person and you’re bullying me! You want to drive me out, send me back to where I came from. But I won’t be driven out, I won’t!”.

“I’m not trying to drive you out. I’m merely referring to an article you wrote before the election, in which you said you’d leave Britain the minute Boris Johnson became PM”.

“I, er, *boo hoo hoo* little brown person *boo hoo hoo*…”.

“*sigh* This is Ron Knee, for ISAC, returning you to the studio”
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Nominated by Ron Knee

A shamrock and iron cunting please, for the little Pansy of Oireland, for stirring the shit yet again over our exit from the Fourth Reich:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-51260282

We know you are fighting an election duckie, and are quite likely to lose it; perhaps the English gaylords have encouraged you to make with this tough talk, but we all know the reason the EU and Nancy Varadkar want to delay as long as possible is to screw yet more money out of us for the 2021/2022 financial year, so you can carry on their lives of profligacy.

This oily little cunt is yet another Remainer poofter and we have enough of our own without importing unskilled Irish Labour.

Fuck off, Leo.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Much as it pains me to yet again nominate this cunt, I simply had to, having just spewed out my tea whilst viewing a video on “Cuntbook”. It was both hilarious and totally unbelievable at the same time.

Verhofstadt, who I have sudddenly noticed bears a striking resemblance to “Penfold” from “Dangermouse”, though that is IMO a huge insult to Penfold, has had the brass neck and audacity to make a glowing speech about the UK, and how he is “sad to see them go after they had shed blood through liberating Europe twice in history”, or words to that effect. Take a butchers at this:

https://youtu.be/bIZIFtPz5-Q

Is he for fucking real?

This cunt has done nothing but slag us off, demean us, talk about the UK with such venom, spite and bitterness, but now he is “sad” and waxing lyrical about the nation. His utter hypocrisy is incredible. He would have shown himself to be a much more honest person if he had just said “Good riddance, glad this shit is finally over and fuck you all…..oh, and you will regret it, you cunts.” Instead he has suddenly located some respect for us, which is all far too late and thoroughly unwanted (least as far as I am concerned) Plus, he just had to get a sneaky, last dig in at the end by suggesting we will eventually come crawling back to that pack of Nazis.

What a slimy, disingenuous, loathsome little cunt this man is.

Nominated by Nurse Cunty

Well to be frank, I am pissed again and should not be pressing these buttons! Good news is I had a shit before I rolled up, so no surprises in Day admins draw.

So here we are folks. The EEC wasn’t so bad, but fuck, what did it turn into? Bendy bananas, no Stilton from Stilton, water is not a hydrate? It all went to fuck, and the woke Brigade can fuck off too!

So for those of you who voted out, have a jolly good evening and sharpen your pointy sticks. Those of you who voted remain, I would like to invite you all to a charity concert hosted by Owen Jones starring Lily Allen and Huge Grant in Helmand province.

As for the rest of you, Carry on Cunting.

We can see you’re pissed. You didn’t add your name, love Other Admin

I feel exasperated at the sheer mindlessness of my fellow countrymen and women. I’m depressed that so many people, who are not even clinically mentally retarded and have received an expensive education, can be so fucking stupid.

He said in an interview that Britain is ‘finished’ since we ‘elected’ Boris Johnson. I’d like just five minutes with one of these Remoaner wankers to ask a few simple questions of these retards, not even in a combative way, but just to educate them in some very basic errors and ask some simple questions to hopefully make them actually think, to perhaps free them from their prison of almost criminal ignorance. Firstly we don’t elect Prime Ministers, never have. We don’t have a presidential system. This isn’t America, you moron. Secondly, what the hell does he actually mean by ‘finished’? Sketch that out for me. What does a country being ‘finished’ look like? I can understand that these luvvies have never read an actual history book, most people haven’t, but surely they can can remember all the way back to 2016 when the same luvvies were saying precisely the same things about the election of Donald Trump – that the US was ‘finished’, had become ‘fascist’ and that they would emigrate. Surely in retrospect they must realise how stupid and wrong everyone who said those things clearly is, how naive and demonstrably incorrect were their idiotic predictions. The US didn’t fall into the sea, didn’t become Nazi Germany, people still enjoy all the same freedoms, the economy’s good, no wars, and Trump hasn’t claimed absolute power but instead there will be another election, and a chance to vote him out if the public want to, as timetabled.

It’s astonishing any person can be so ignorant and so unaware they can recycle the same embarrassingly childish narrative of the almost instant destruction of a country because the man in the top job isn’t the person you voted for, so must now mean destruction. These fools are so simple they seem to have almost no sensible appreciation for what a country is – tens-of-millions of people, hundreds of years of fomenting culture, institutions, democracy, ideas, physical and mental structures – and instead think our country is so fragile and ephemeral that the free and fair re-election of a moderate political party with a floppy haired entertainer at the helm will ‘destroy’ Britain in practically the blink of an eye. Even when Germany did elect the actual Adolph Hitler, he couldn’t ‘finish’ Germany. After the fascist period they carried on as countries do, and very quickly were a fully-functioning, economic powerhouse and a credit to the German people.

It’s insulting to all humanity that a cunt as stupid as Hugh Grant can even exist.

Nominated by Dr Shagga and His Cunt Munching Machine