Terry Christian (3)

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A ‘bong! bong!’ Big Ben cunting is surely in order for Remoaning Manc manic Terry Christian.

Many of you may not have heard of this gobby cunt, so let me quote to you from his Wikipedia entry, which delightfully describes him as an ‘unknown English broadcaster, journalist and author’. Older cunters may remember him as the presenter of C4’s ‘yoof culture’ show ‘The Word’ back in the early 90s.

Anyway, on a recent edition of ‘Good Morning Britain’, Christian made an absolute tool of himself, going into full-on ‘Brexit Derangement Syndrome’ rant mode. Included in his arm-waving tirade against Brexit were the now familiar wild Remoaner claims that the country’s ‘absolutely finished’, ‘how do we look to the rest of the world?’, and that Leavers ‘voted for it based on lies’. The buffoon went so far as to label the referendum result as ‘meaningless’, and tried to defend as a joke a tweet in which he stated that Brexiteers were ‘pitiable saps’ who deserved job losses.

During the course of this full-blown meltdown, the loony cunt hardly allowed fellow guest (Tory MP) Mark Francois to get a word in edgeways, and even managed to out-shout host Piers Morgan, no mean feat in itself.

Go on fellow cunters; click onto the link and relish the sight of a semi-coherent, democracy denying Remoaner shitweasel stewing in his own bile;

Terry Christian? Terry Fuckwitt* more like. Suck it up, Fuckwitt. Independence Day is finally here!!!!

Nominated by Ron Knee

* with apologies to ‘Viz’ comic.

Banning the Big Ben bong

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There’s some miserable fuckers out there and no less so than the cunts who aren’t going to allow Big Ben to ring out at 11 o’clock tonight as the Uk finally escapes the straight jacket of the Evil Empire.

Surely to Christ it doesn’t take massive amounts of ingenuity to work out a way around the problem of ongoing maintenance on the clock tower preventing the bell from ringing? So they can’t ring the bell. Well then, get a tape recorder and a fucking great amplifier. I’m sure our old mate Chas would lend them his 200 watt HiWatt stack and his iPod for the night…

And what about the £272,000 that was crowd funded after the first excuse that it was too expensive to ring that bell? Well, some good will come off that as it’s going to charity.

Might I suggest that the Royal British Legion would be a suitable recipient? After all, they’re representing the people that gave their lives the last time we fought to escape the clutches of Europe – although the French seem to conveniently forget that.

So at 11 tonight let’s hang the washing on the Siegfried line, remind Varouka that it’s a long way to Tipperary, cry God for Harry (well, maybe not the current Harry), England and St George and remind them they ain’t getting our fish.

As Winston once said, it might not be the end of the beginning or even the beginning of the end, but at least it looks like it could be the end of the beginning…

Fuck ’em. Let’ em eat cake!

Nominated by Dioclese

#bigbenbong #BrexitDay #bigbenbongban

Hardcore Remainers

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Hardcore remainers deserve a nomination. Heseltine, Adonis, Alistair Campbell and the usual suspects on “Soshul Meeja”.

Sajid Javid has had a number of commemorative fifty pence pieces minted to coincide with the UK once again becoming an independent, sovereign nation. Cue much wailing, gnashing of teeth and whingeing from the above mentioned. “Harumph! You’re rubbing our faces in it” they cry as they refuse to use it. Campbell has said that if he’s ever in a shop and he’s offered on of theses fifty pence pieces in change, he’ll refuse it and ask for two twenties and a ten pence instead. How fucking immature and pathetic can they get?

Most remainers have accepted that Brexit WILL happen, and that there’s nothing can do about it. However, there are some, mostly in the political sphere, who absolutely refuse to believe that 17.4 million British voters dared to show their patriotism and voted for the UK to leave the EU. And most them, as it turns out, have a vested interest in remaining, a financial one. The likes of Heseltine, Clarke, Adonis, Campbell, Mandelson, Soubry, Grove, Ummuna etc, are living proof that Remaining should be classed a mental illness.

To whinge about a fucking coin shows that they have long since lost the plot as far as Brexit is concerned. As for rubbing their faces in it, they deserve it. Despite their claims to the contrary, they have spent nearly four years actively working against democracy and, with the victories they’ve had, gloated about them. They are traitors and they deserve to have their faces rubbed in their defeat. I remember the undisguised joy they all showed when the Supreme Court illegitimately stuck its nose into a political issue and overturned the prorogation. Soubry even said after it, “suck it up”. Well, now you cunts can suck it up. You’ve lost. You can deny that all you want, but it won’t change the fact that you lost. The will of people WILL, finally be carried out on Friday and there’s nothing you can about it. And if you really believe that the UK will become a financial basket case and global irrelevance, and you truly think that Brexit is an act of oppression, then fuck off. Hop on a plane, or a ferry, and go and live in one of your beloved EU countries. I’m sure Grieve will be happy to put you up in his chateau until you find a mansion of your own. If you’re not willing to do that, change your nappies, jump back in your prams, put your dummies back in and shut the fuck up.

Incidentally, the Remainiacs are trying to get the EU’s anthem, “Ode to Joy” to the top of the charts. Brexiteers are trying to counter it by getting Nick Frisbee’s song, “Seventeen Million Fuck Offs” to number one instead. Let’s do our bit and get Nick to the top of the charts. Just to rub their faces in it some more.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Equity (2)

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A timely nom for Equity please. Now we’re all probably aware of this bunch of mincing pansies as the union for thesp types, but it seems nowadays they, like many of the wastes of plasma that constitute the intellectual wastelands of Twatter, consider themselves to be at the forefront of all the PC, woke, anti-waaycism bullshittery.

To the point where when actor Laurence Fox appeared on Question Time the other day and spoke the basic truth to this daft cow:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1229782/laurence-fox-question-time-meghan-markle-fiona-bruce

As she was trying to impress on him in her God-awful simpering manner, that good old Meghan is leaving the poisoned teat of the UK because of racism. Her reasoning? He shouldn’t be allowed to comment because he is WHITE, proof if it were needed that in the minds of these simpletons racism is only a thing if it’s directed at “people of colour”.

Equity have seen the opportunity to get themselves some headlines, and have of course immediately denounced the witch and called on all of their good-with-colours members to make sure Fox never works again. Cunts one and all.

Nominated by Cuntan the Cuntarian

Zarah Sultana MP

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A gentle, nursery slope cunting with little stabilisers please, for 26-year-old (though she sounds all of 12) Zarah Sultana, who tried to instigate class war in Parliament by brandishing her student loan statement in front of the House, which amounts to £50,000 (she says.) She ought to think herself lucky that with a bit of creative accounting in the expenses department, she will get her debt cleared quicker than the poor cunts who studied with her and had to endure her little girl me, me, me voice every day:

https://inews.co.uk/news/politics/labour-mp-zarah-sultana-letter-student-debt-gavin-williamson-1370843

What a tiresome fuckwit she is (You can hear her on the Daily Express website in full flow.)

I am sick and tired of these kids who get to Parliament with zero life experience, just because they happen to be non-white. I certainly wouldn’t stick my tongue up her arsehole for fear of all the bile and bitterness festering away in her butt crack.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs