Mahatma Khandi

A nomination for Mahatma Khandi, a drag artist, and the Historic Royal Palaces, who have hired this ‘drag raven’ to lead visitors on “all singing, all-dancing” tours of the Tower of London, to show its LGBT+ history.

This creep will be clad in black PVC and a feather boa, reminiscent of the captive ravens that are said to protect the tower and the Crown. Yes, that’s definitely the best way of showing tourists around one of the most popular attractions in London.

Whoever thought this was a good idea needs a good kick in the crown jewels.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Paul Mason (3)

The ex-BBC journalist and Marxist piece of crap that occupies the same rarified air as Owen Jones, Ash Sarker, and that type of cunt. Professional whingers who never have a good word for anything.

The fucking dreg is a regular on the beeb, rallying against hate and division by spouting er, hate and division. On this momentous day that we gained our independence from the EU, Mason tweeted his apology to his supporters and the continent of Europe, who are obviously hanging off every word:

“I fought to stop Brexit. At least I can look my European brothers/sisters, and the next generation in the eye. Ignore the people gathering to celebrate xenophobia, let’s have our own European internationalist sing-along… starting with 1/ La Carmagnole”, said the turnip headed cunt.

What annoys me more than the poisonous little turd saying it, is that he and his fellow Guardian-type cunts regularly spout this shite on the TV and other media without any challenge. And they call brexiteers thick! I can tell the difference between the continent and the peoples of Europe apart from the corrupt and increasingly federalist political body that calls itself the European Union. If there was some Greek, or Spanish, or Irish, or even Scottish Cunt saying they hated the Tories, would he be calling them out as racist? Of course not, he would defend them, saying they hate the politics, not the people…

…which is exactly the same as Brexit Paul, as well you know, you nasty Marxist twat.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

Sjoerd Groeskamp

CUNT OF THE WEEK
A shoe in for this week’s prize cunt goes to Sjoerd Groeskamp. “who the fuck is he?” I hear you say. Well, read on…

A Dutch scientist has proposed building two mega dams in the North Sea in an attempt to protect 25 million Europeans from rising sea levels.

Sjoerd Groeskamp, an oceanographer at the Royal Netherlands Institute for Sea Research, said a ‘possible solution’ to global warming’s rising effect on our oceans is to build a 300 mile dam between Scotland and Norway and an additional 100-mile barrier between France and England”

Apparently, it’s only going to cost between 250 – 500 billion and after all that’s only about 3 HS2s so an absolute bargain!

Think of all that free hydro energy that we can use to power all those electric cars.

And think of the benefits of a land bridge between the UK and Europe. Like no more immigrants dying on little rubber boats now they can just walk across.

Think of all the revenue we could raise by charging shops to use one of the busiest shipping lanes on the world. It might even be self funding.

And while we’re at it, why not drain the North Sea completely and use the land to build houses and grow food?

It’s a brilliant idea. Has anyone told Greta?

Yes, taking all of this into account, Sjoerd Groeskamp is a solid gold, grade A cunt…

Nominated by Dioclese

Kehinde Andrews (2)

Kehinde Andrews is a racist cunt. This delightful fellow has a record for his anti-white rhetoric. A professor of black studies at Birmingham City University, when he isn’t spouting his tripe on TV, he is filling young millennials soft, empty heads with his racist ideals. Another cunt who judges the past on present values.

His most recent outburst is in support of Lisa Nandy’s silly proposal to drop the word ‘Empire’ from MBE, to make it more acceptable to grime ‘artists’ shit poet cunts, woke sports cunts, and anyone else who has a problem with Britain’s white past. In an orchestrated spat with Piers Morgan, Andrews compared the empire to the Nazis. When Piers took him to task on this, Andrews said, “You’re right, they don’t compare. The empire was far worse and for far longer”.

He was also asked, if he hates Britain so much, why not live elsewhere? A brave question in these times, to which he answered that Britain had fucked up most of the world, so no where is immune. I don’t know…China, Russia, North Korea or Mexico might be a bit of a change for him. What annoys me most about this knob is that if you substituted the word ‘black’ instead of ‘white’, you would end up with a prison sentence.

When asked if they were ok with the hate speech that their employee was preaching, Birmingham City University said that they supported and encouraged him, as free speech is vital, and brought fresh debate to the issue. I wonder how far they are willing to go with free speech? Would they be equally happy to employ Tommy Robinson as professor of White Studies? I think we all know the answer to that. However, since Lawrence Fox has risked life, limb, and definitely career in calling out the anti-white brigade, attitudes appear to be changing, and people are actually standing up against them.

We are always asked to forgive other nations for past events, which we rightly do, so why do we have to suffer for the transgressions of our country’s past?

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

The Grenfell Tower Inquiry

The latest development in the Grenfell Tower Inquiry is that the chairman has backed protection for refurbishment firms giving evidence.

Rather bizarrely, he has backed a request from firms that refurbished the building that evidence they give should not be used against them in criminal prosecutions. Some firms had threatened to stay silent in the inquiry into how Grenfell was covered in flammable cladding. Sir Martin Moore-Bick said he had asked Attorney General Geoffrey Cox for the assurance “as a matter of urgency”.

So let’s get this right. If by virtue of information given by the aforementioned firms they are found to be negligent or knowingly supplied cladding they knew to breach building guidelines, they cannot be prosecuted, can just walk away, and get off totally Scott free?

Sounds like a good deal for them, I reckon.

What’s the fucking point of an inquiry (which has already taken two and-a-half years and already cost the taxpayer in excess of £10m, Phase 2 not expected to finish until April 2021 with more public expenditure) if those firms and directors culpable and responsible for the fire are not being held accountable for their actions? Like most inquiries in recent memory, they take forever, cost the taxpayer an absolute fortune and rarely, if at all, is anyone ever prosecuted.

All we get is the usual “lessons will be learnt” horse shit.

Nominated by Willie Stroker