A cunting please, for Sir David Clementi.

Nope, I had never heard of the twat either, but apparently this complete non-entity is chairman of that national treasure, the good old BBC. Naturally this cunt has leapt to the defence of ‘Auntie’ because Boris has threatened to pull the plug on the antiquated licence fee. He is obviously shitting himself as it could be the end of his cushy, money for old rope jobs for the boys position. Just to show the whole of the UK how out of touch he is, he had this to say:

“Sitting behind a paywall, it would no longer be the place that brings the country together for the Strictly final, or Gavin and Stacey on Christmas Day, or the Armistice Anniversary, or Holocaust Memorial. Nor would it be the place that all could turn to celebrate live important moments we enjoy as a nation: Royal Weddings or Jubilees, or Olympic successes.”

Well, I don’t know about my fellow cunters, but I could actually quite happily live without any of that load of bollocks he’s dripping on about. And he also has the absolute effrontery to talk about “bringing the country together” when for the last nearly four years, the BBC has tried to tear the UK in two with it’s disgustingly biased reporting of Brexit and disgraceful treatment of anyone who dared to vote to leave the EU. Here’s a link to the article – looks like the fucking old fossil should be chewing on a carrot.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-51472969

Nominated by Cupid Stunt

A women’s rights cunting for Rebecca Long-Bailey.

In addition to her many other faults, this dopey cunt now wants to fuck over the Labour women’s rights organisations. She wants everyone to sign up to some twelve point pledge for trans rights; part of this says there is no difference between trans women’s rights and women’s rights. Women’s organisations deny this and claim that a women’s refuge, for example, should exclude trans women, especially those with cock and balls.

According to Long-Bailey, if someone identifies as a woman, then they are a woman, regardless of what tackle they are carrying. Obviously ‘real’ women are not very happy with this, but to say it is wrong is transphobic.

Silly, fucking CUNT.

PS Nandy is also supporting this fucking nonsense.

Nominated by Sick of it

Woke Hollywood is due a nomination. It’s that time of year, again, when Hollywood has a big party and pats itself on the back for being so amazing and compassionate, and intelligent and caring and humane and…blah, blah, blah. Yep, I’m talking about the Oscars. Where a bunch of overpaid, self-obsessed, self-important morons, engage in fellatio and cunnilingus with each other, over how superior they are to us mere mortals.

We had Joaquin Phoenix lecturing us on veganism and the environment (because, like that little Swedish twat, Phoenix is also a leading expert in the field of climate science, despite not having a single qualification). And Brad Pitt decided to show what an utter cumper he is by displaying his Trump Derangement Syndrome. It also seems that this year, Hollywood itself decided to preempt the inevitable cries of waaayyyccciiisssmmm, by voting for an obscure South Korean film called “Parasite” as Best Film, rather the awesome Sam Mendes movie, “1917”.

“1917” itself has been criticised for the lack of diversity, despite it being a simple historical fact that the vast majority of men on the Western Front happened to be of a white persuasion. The BAFTA’s were hit by similar claims, so I think Hollywood shat its diapers. What they should have done, was told the winners that if they used their acceptance to lecture on politics and other bullshit, they would have their award confiscated, but no. They chose to bend the knee insteadl

Cunts.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw