The Super Bowl Halftime Show

The Super Bowl with Shakira and Jennifer Lopez…

I deserve a good slap in the face and a poke in the eye after succumbing to the marketing hype and wasting almost two hours watching this tripe, before switching off.

The highlight was not the inexplicable game, where you can´t actually see the ball most of the time as dozens of players whizz around in their gaudy gladiator outfits, but the appearance of super-celebs, Shakira and Jennifer Lopez during the 13-minute interval.

They “sang” and “danced” – 50-year-old Jennifer looking particularly embarrassing in a leather outfit aloft a pole – in celebration of Latin “culture”. Just to drive the message home, a bunch of Latin kids sang “Born in the USA”. I hope The Donald got the message and will now open the gates to the floodgates of talent from South of the border.

These caring, sharing moms each received US$13 million for their act, i.e. US$1 million a minute. No wonder the cheapest seat at the stadium cost US$7,000.

Nominated by Mr Polly

Diversity and Inclusivity

Diversity and inclusivity sounds like a very worthwhile principle – all are heard, all are represented. Unfortunately, this is simply not the case in the world we now live in.

The arrogant, hate filled Far Left and their self styled champion, Owen Jones have decided that democracy only exists if the Far Left approve it, and “free speech” is only allowed when the speaker parrots the warped views of the Momentum Corbynite, snowflake, WOKE agenda. Any dissenting voices are immediately demonised as “racists”, “fascists” etc, using the childish, shouting, playground bully tactics employed by the Far Left to silence dissent.

“Inclusivity”? This means permanently giving work, favours, housing, money, advantage and a helping hand to all except the incumbent and discriminated against white majority – let’s call it what it is – racism towards white British and more specifically, white, English men.

“Diversity”? If an area has 10,000 people living there and 4,000 are non-white, “diversity” is used as an excuse and vehicle to increase their number by racially discriminating against the white people, but this ethnic cleansing is disguised as “diversity”. Diversity, inclusion and political correctness are different words for racism, fascism and intolerance, driven by a tiny minority of London based “liberal” elites who hate white people, hate any version of the facts, but what THEY tell you are facts, especially hate white men and are determined to make us an extinct species.

Sorry snowflakes, but not on my watch, because diversity and inclusivity are a CUNT!

Nominated by Vernon Fox

John Bercow (12)

A real “Sunset Boulevard” cunting please, in full Norma Desmond mode, for ageing ex-Speaker Bercow, who is still whinging that he hasn’t been elevated to the Lords:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-51434470

Yes, he is ready for his close-up, Mr DeMille, but so far, there have been no lights or action. He is being bullied, he says. It is that and anti-Semitism. One man who has accused him of bullying (as if!) is regarded by Bercow as clearly beneath him – a minor irritant to his day to day life many years ago.

The fact that this egregious old cunt is still given time to vent his distress on the BBC in chummy interviews is disgusting. Bercow, I have no doubt, is a bully and a bore, as well as a thoroughly unpleasant arsehole.

The fact that greasy old cunt Dawn Butler, famous for her expenses swindling, is so supportive of his ennoblement tells you it is a terrible idea.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Greta Thunberg (3)

Another day, another cunting for this snotty-nosed, up-her-own-arse, self-important little wanker, with the news that Miss Thunderpants is to star in a BBC (who else?) series about her life and times – all 17 years of it – and her “journey to adulthood”….let’s just hope there is no full frontal nudity.

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2020/feb/10/greta-thunberg-to-make-new-documentary-series-for-the-bbc

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

‘Two Cunts For The Price Of One’ Offer:

Today we have a special offer exclusively for IsAC regulars: a ‘two for the price of one’ cunting. Yes, this not-to-be-missed deal provides a fabulous opportunity to participate in the dual cunting of St. Grunta of Cuntberg and that usual suspect, the BB fucking C.

Good Old Auntie’s Science Unit has announced a series ‘starring’ climate activist and habitual truant, Greta Thunberg. The series will explore the climate change issue whilst charting the rise and rise of “Little Miss Angry” as she pursues her crusade to save the planet. BBC Studios Executive Producer, Rob Liddell, waxed himself as he burbled “to be able to make this with Greta is an extraordinary privilege, getting an inside view on what it’s like being a global icon and one of the most famous faces on the planet”.

Global icon? What the fuck? All together now: “she’s not a global icon, she’s a very naughty girl!”. Yes, great idea Beeb. Follow this climate change fanatics’ mouthpiece around the world with a crew and a load of equipment, generating a bloody great carbon footprint in the process.

The world’s creepiest teenager and the ‘right on’ BBC, polluting the environment by generating more hot air between them than a Boeing 747.

Nominated by Ron Knee

 

Admin: sorry, couldn’t resist rolling this one out again:

 

The BBC (12)

If no one else has, can we get a quick Monday morning Cunting for the BBC, who seem to have decided that `we’re all DOOMED’ now we have actually left the EU. They have absolute proof of this, because of all the floppy cunts they have bussed in from left-wing media circles to review the Papers have agreed with them. It beggars belief.

As a nation we have never been that good at blowing our trumpet, and we’ve given much away for free that would have only boosted our world rankings in all areas even further, but this remain centric, self-flagellation is truly eye-wateringly awful. These cunts will do a Peston and piss their miserable, self-fulfilling prophetic piss straight into the heart of our newly ignited fire.

This country is great, and these fuckwits should back it and use its leverage to promote their agenda in places where they really need a kick up the arse to take the next steps up the emotional and intellectual evolutionary ladder. You know all those places that think female genital mutilation is right because women should be fucked, but they shouldn’t fucking enjoy it, or where going to work in a mud-hut, slum factory at aged five, a thousand meters from the largest private residence on Earth, is the norm.

Get a fucking grip, you utter cunts. We live in utopia.

Nominated by GGRF