Non Isolating cunts!

 

Non isolating cunts!

Today as a customer facing employee in a builders merchant we have been inundated with people who have been sent home to isolate, or should be isolating.
Frankly this has been on the cards for some time, you bought all the toilet roll up in preparation for it and have now decided that you might like something to do when you are at home.
To say hordes would be an exaggeration, but we have had a 90% rise in OAP’S coming in to buy paint, wood, cement all kinds of shit, bringing their other frail halves with them, we are (or were) overwhelmed by the footfall (we have now closed for an hours lunch, first time in 10 years of working here).
They are fucking mental! why are you deliberately putting yourselves and others at risk by doing this?
Stay home, that is what you were told to do, do not go out, to not accumulate and Que outside shops, you are adding to the problem.
Do not be selfish old cunts!

as for the melenials, “The Covid 19 challenge” ! are you serious going round licking surfaces to get it on purpose, fuck, go to Brighton and drop your trousers and you will get aids at least someone will get some pleasure out of it!

Nominated by Lord Benny.

64 thoughts on “Non Isolating cunts!

  1. I watched Tipping Point this afternoon, whilst self-isolating, and there was this bugger on there, about 7′ tall, built like a brick shit house, bald and with a big beard. I immediately thought MNC!

  2. well tomorrow will be challenging.
    After the initial rush of zombies I took on crowd control an limited 4 vehicles to the yard.
    Very simple, stop join the Que when a vehicle leaves then you can go in, luvly dubbly all nice and orderly.
    shift 3 almost gets run over by some twat who was chucked out.
    Tomorrow one vehicle in, stay in your vehicle! do not enter the shop.
    Enter the yard we come to you, do not leave your vehicle,
    we load you and take payment in the yard.
    It will be so much fun.
    on the good side, living with someone who is self isolating for medical reasons If I go into lock down I might get to have a leg over after 14 days ………so that would be 3 months ….how many days? is it embarrassing to add lube to your on line shop?

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