Non Isolating cunts!

 

Non isolating cunts!

Today as a customer facing employee in a builders merchant we have been inundated with people who have been sent home to isolate, or should be isolating.
Frankly this has been on the cards for some time, you bought all the toilet roll up in preparation for it and have now decided that you might like something to do when you are at home.
To say hordes would be an exaggeration, but we have had a 90% rise in OAP’S coming in to buy paint, wood, cement all kinds of shit, bringing their other frail halves with them, we are (or were) overwhelmed by the footfall (we have now closed for an hours lunch, first time in 10 years of working here).
They are fucking mental! why are you deliberately putting yourselves and others at risk by doing this?
Stay home, that is what you were told to do, do not go out, to not accumulate and Que outside shops, you are adding to the problem.
Do not be selfish old cunts!

as for the melenials, “The Covid 19 challenge” ! are you serious going round licking surfaces to get it on purpose, fuck, go to Brighton and drop your trousers and you will get aids at least someone will get some pleasure out of it!

Nominated by Lord Benny.

64 thoughts on “Non Isolating cunts!

  1. There are so many fucking idiots around it takes your breath away. They just don’t get it. If it meant all the stupid cunts caught it and died from it I wouldn’t mind, then there’d be more of everything left for the rest of us.

  2. They’re all complete covidiots. And no, I didn’t come up with that one myself unfortunately.

  3. Yep, in my work today I’ve seen multiple old coffin dodgers doddering around like there’s nothing wrong.

    Driving wise, all the Gin Mums seem to have gone but the old fossils are still out there..fannying around.

    • Ya’ the old dodgers are some of the worst,i’m a young 67 year old. Long distance truck driver and still out there doing a bit. One old Cunt I work with says,ahh it’s nothing more than flu,a big fuss over nothing,i hope he remembers his words when he’s begging for a ventilator.Their are a lot of CUNTS out there.

  4. Lord Benny. Perhaps a blessing in disguise – a thought on a sociological perspective. .

    I’ve noticed in our area it’s the ‘olders’ and the ‘youngers’ that seem to be not heeding the advice., on many levels…

    Let the old fucking mix among each other if they want to, they’re the most at risk – their fault if they don’t – just fucking stay away from the rest of us.

    When they’re wiped out through their own stupidity the amazing pensions they all live of (which us of a younger generation could only dream of now) will cease, as will NHS demand – freeing up a struggling system for many others.

    Regarding the young, they’re just useless snowflake cunts who don’t give a shit. I read an article and the young spunkbubble being interviewed was like, it doesn’t matter, I have mummy and daddy to fall back on.

    No you don’t you silly cunt, if they can’t work or fucking die because you wanted to drop your knickers and fuck in a public place at the weekend with your ‘tash’ bearded hipseter of a boyfriend.

    Cunts both young and old – just a thought…

  5. Just to add to it they are kicking off at the counter about using chip and pin machines.

    • “Chin them and pip them!”

      Had a shitweasle email from my bank today (oddly, I haven’t seen E I Addio in their nauseating glogohomo ads recently…) saying that they’re there to help.

      I expect an overdraft notice, and threats of extortion next time I nip out for food. At least I shall visit the rabbits at Pets at Home if, in the panic, animals haven’t been euthanased…and sadly, I am not joking. Will pet stores be allowed any staffing to feed the little critters ? I pray so.

      However, if the local gull population starve, I won’t mind. No, hang on, guano is a big part of the Cardiff economy…

  6. The self isolating message has been over used, it needs to change, I would suggest Bojo to use…..

    To every stupid cunt out there do not go anywhere near any other cunt!!

    I must admit I did buy some garden related stuff today from B&M, I drove there and had already decided that if the car park was full I would turn round and not bother, luckily it was pretty quiet. also went to Tesco to top up on foodstuff (kill two birds with one stone) again not too busy and I was greeted at the entrance by a young member of staff who wiped down my trolley handle and gave me a squirt of alcohol hand gel, nipped in got my few things and out again in the space of 5 minutes.
    That’s it, no more outings until Saturday!

    PS , still plenty of Easter Eggs if chocolate is your thing 😂

    Londonistan is fucked, the media keep going on about the tubes being full and people going to work….. well what do you expect people are not going to stop until the government instruct industry to close!
    Fucking idiots going on about construction workers, as though the only fucking people on the tube are construction workers.

    While I am on a rant, why the fuck are they still going on about the fucking Olympics, no one gives a shit, it’s not going to happen, even if the Japs run it No Fucker Will Go!!

    • London has been fucked for a long time it does not reflect England in the slightest.

  7. Not really surprised. Some people are treating this as a long holiday, and if they’re lucky enough they might get some of their wages paid by the Taxpayer.

    So for them it’s real fucking holiday, and to hell with the virus.

    They live in a world of self-denial, believing that this is someone else’s problem, and that “I can do what the fuck I want!”

    Personal responsibility goes out of the window and someone else will be blamed, especially if they actually do get the virus, and then they’ll complain “no one told me about self isolating!”

    • Pretty much it.

      The whole concept of ‘personal responsibility’ has been eroded by the last two decades of mollycoddling anyone and everyone from everything. Someone else responsible for raising their kids, someone else responsible because they don’t earn enough, someone else responsible because they are on benefits, someone else responsible because their future architect of a son got stabbed in Peckham Rye.

      We are working remotely (although in truth, I already spend most of my working life either from home/outside my base office), and it is painfully clear which people want to chip in to help the company and which cunts just want a nice little fucking break. I’ll make sure these cunts are monitored even more closely than normal.

      • I’m still pissed about Stephen Lawrence’s mum going to the House of Lords.

        It’s not like he was a saint. Both the murderer and victim were drug dealers and she gets a taxpayer funded lifestyle because her son died.

  8. All the remoaning cunts with second homes in Dorset, Devon and Cornwall are going to overwhelm the scarce NHS there. They are the biggest cunts in the country and all deserve to die.

    • Also, mountaineers, particularly at the mo, are twats. Imagine being called out to rescue some knobhead that’s stuck on top of…Mt. Flabbott, and finding that the bastard’s given you the lurgy.
      No-one I know directly works in emergency services, but these people need all-round priority. Travel to and from work, food, PPE, respite. Not having their ambulance tyres slashed…

  9. I’ve found a new level of respect for customer-facing workers during the current situation. I cannot imagine how stressful it has been to witness the hordes fo fucking simpletons and associated shitcunts descend upon your business in a totally unjustified panic.

    Even putting my faith in humankind artificially lower than the depths it plumbed already at pre-2020, I could still have never imagined the complete lack of sense, and sheer fucking selfishness put on display by the shitcunt public at large during this last month.

    It’s as if every cunt (seemingly) in the country wants every fucking creature comfort imaginable with no sense of priority, compromise or the most basic bit of consideration on how their frenzied actions will affect themselves and others.

    It’s been a weird time to state the obvious. Not least because, as someone who has tried to isolate themselves from people most of my life anyway, it is as if all the reasons for my misanthropic hatred for society is being justified day after day.

  10. This went into moderation, not sure why so will try again (one edit)

    The self isolating message has been over used, it needs to change, I would suggest Bojo to use…..

    To every stupid cunt out there do not go anywhere near any other cunt!!

    I must admit I did buy some garden related stuff today from the B&M store, I drove there and had already decided that if the car park was full I would turn round and not bother, luckily it was pretty quiet. also went to Tesco to top up on foodstuff (kill two birds with one stone) again not too busy and I was greeted at the entrance by a young member of staff who wiped down my trolley handle and gave me a squirt of alcohol hand gel, nipped in got my few things and out again in the space of 5 minutes.
    That’s it, no more outings until Saturday!

    PS , still plenty of Easter Eggs if chocolate is your thing 😂

    Londonistan is fucked, the media keep going on about the tubes being full and people going to work….. well what do you expect people are not going to stop until the government instruct industry to close!
    Fucking idiots going on about construction workers, as though the only fucking people on the tube are construction workers.

    While I am on a rant, why the fuck are they still going on about the fucking Olympics, no one gives a shit, it’s not going to happen, even if Japan run it No Fucker Will Go!!

  11. I’m not going to be popular now but I wonder how many posters here, a couple of weeks back, were just dismissing the virus as “just a little bit of flu? “
    Still, better to be a late convert than not at all.

    • Good shout as it were Bertie. I thought you were over reacting at the beginning. Not now.

      • I’m a firm believer Miles, in the predictions of Nostradamus.
        In the 1500’s he wrote: “The great plague of the maritime city will not cease until there be avenged the death Of the just blood, condemned for a price without crime, Of the great lady unwronged by pretense.”
        It’s pretty obvious that here, he is referring to Coronavirus!!
        😂😂😂

  12. Need to clarify the terminology here. Self-isolating should only be used if you have symptoms of COVID 19. The period of self-isolation is 7 days for people who live alone or 14 days if with family or others.

    The term Social Distancing will apply to most folk, especially the immuno compromised, those with existing medical conditions and the elderly. We are being asked to exercise Social Distancing until further notice.

    • The public is too thick & too bloody selfish to follow simple advice

      LISTEN DUMMIES, THERE’S A PANDEMIC YOU CUNTS.
      WATCH THE FUCKING NEWS. 2000 DEAD IN ITALY OVER JUST THE LAST 3 DAYS. MASSIVE SPIKE IN DEATHS HERE NEXT.
      IF YOU’RE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO ISOLATE YOURSELVES THEN CATCH IT & TRY BREATHING – YOU THICK FUCKING BASTARDS !

      Watch / listen to this ITU doctor …. fucking sobering :-
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpfStJ9qa70

    • self isolating is also a term for the vulnerable, as per my post, these are 70+ year old’s who have decided to do a bit of decorating during lock down.
      I work in a very effluent area, full of retired stock brokers and money men.

  13. Fortunately I live in a small quiet village in the Lake District National Park. And I have to say everyone here is being calm, civil and above all responsible!

    The local parish council issues guidance on the web regarding the virus, along with posting flyers to everyone’s door. Villagers are also chipping in to help, while taking some self-responsibility to make sure they don’t catch the virus, or let others get it.

    It is literally a revelation to see this kind of responsible community spirit in such a tiny village (and neighbouring villages too). Compare and contrast that to the shitstorm going on down in Birmingham, where I used to live, and it’s “one for all, and fuck the rest” attitude.

    • It would be natural just to dismiss this on the basis of the sheer scale of population. However, could the ethnic makeup of the two communities have some bearing on it? Now that would make an interesting study! 😂

  14. Crete are ahead of us. My parents live out there and the island is on lockdown. You have to self-certificate if you want to leave the confines of your property. You have to fill out a form stating reasons for your journey and the time you left your home. You have to carry this on you during any outing.

    If you are caught by the cops with no form then you are fined 150 Euros. Shops are full of lovely soft bog rolls, pasta and baked beans, apparently.

  15. What else would you expect from an infantilised population? We have Blair and his successors to thank for this cuntishness.

  16. These stupid cunts are beyond belief.
    I’ve been unable to get taramasalata or salmon en croute at Waitrose’s either. Selfish cunts who’ve gone out and bought an extra freezer.

  17. On about classic films on previous thread. One comes to mind again with this subject-‘Apocalypse Now’ and the oft- repeated line in it- ‘Don’t get out of the boat!’ ‘Don’t get out of the boat!’.
    In this APOCALYPSE NOW -‘Don’t go out of the house!’ ‘Don’t go out of the house!’

  18. I went into town today to do a spot of shopping. As I was sat in the Jeep having a smoke before going in, I noticed two Eastern European-looking women…headscarves,long skirts etc. unloading their stuffed trollies into the back of their car….”Greedy Cunts” I thought. We don’t see many of their type out here so I was still half-watching them as they walked back across the carpark and instead of putting their trollies back,marched through the doors into the shop again…..I went in myself and watched them filling up again even though there were signs saying “No more than 4 items of any one product per customer”…..that was enough for me,I did something that I’ve never done before…..I shopped them to the “relevant authorities”…in this case the Store- Manager…..told him that I’d just watched them come out,unload and straight back in again. He then went to the tills and asked the girls if they remembered serving them before….they were falling over themselves to agree that they remembered serving them earlier. The Manager approached the two “Beeegg Isssuueee” sellers and politely had a word with them….much muttering and at the word “Raceeeeist” I could bide myself no longer and triumphantly told them that the Manager was no racist…..it was me who had shopped them..gave them the thumbs up,huge grins and repeated “I tell Manager, Me,Me….you get no more in here”

    Oh how happy I was as I saw them leave their carts and be ushered outside with me helpfully strutting alongside like a Banty cock reminding them who had caused their downfall….” Me tell Manager on you,ha ha”.

    We must take our pleasures were we can in these difficult times and I haven’t laughed so hard for days.

    • Good for you, I wouldn’t think twice about doing the same. These cunts stock up on bog roll yet wouldn’t dream of washing their fucking hands.

    • Brilliantwork, Mr Fiddler. I would have loved to have seen these filthy fuckers squawking and flapping “dooshka, dooshka, korva, waciiss man”, etc.

      I hope the stockpiling cunts suffer terminal dysentery.

    • Legendary, Mr Fiddler.
      One day that story should be made into a film.
      Kind of a supermarket-themed version of “Battle of Britain”

      “Enemy shopping trollies at twelve’o’clock. Tally Ho!!!”

    • Class, Von Fiddler, pure class. I’ll pop one of my medals in the post for you. Wear it with pride!!! True spirit of the plucky British Tommy, sticking one up Johnny Foreigner.

      • Evening DCI. I hope you’re keeping your spirits up. Are you receiving all the equipment you need? We are indebted to you and your colleagues. It’s only through the dedication of NHS workers that we’ll get through this.

      • Evening, Bertie, spirits okay! Have everything we need at the moment, too. Mate went to an arrest on a suspected patient, had to don all the protective gear before starting life support! Cunt said he was dripping like a fat bird in a chip shop when it was called!! Three of my mates have it, though.

  19. “go to Brighton”, fuck that I live here, and no, I was born here. Drove to the shops (windows up air on re-circ) and the fucking seafront was packed. Now with an asymptomatic little fucker like this with an R0 of 3 these cunts will be filling up the ventilators whilst NHS staff, other front line staff and assorted good people will die. Yes, the twenty somethings have the lowest risk of complications but the numbers of these cunts asking for it is just wrong. Brand them with a fucking iron and deny care to them and their fucking families, CUNTS.

  20. Alternatively the government could have put the high risk patients into isolation from first sniff of the virus. People have to go out and given the fact some cunts have bought all the basics people are having to go out multiple times trying to get said basics.

    Everyone is going to have to catch this or we will be in lockdown until a vaccine is developed.

    It’s a rock and a hard place for all of us.

    This is going to get very much like a dystopian novel before it’s over.

  21. Perhaps this virus is something to do with Islam, forcing us to ultimately wear letterboxes – both men and women – on the pretext of keeping germs at bay for now and for ever more!

  22. Went out on business today, went to the supermarket – and amazingly, as they have now introduced (and policed with security) restrictions on the amount the fat chave and profiteering peacefuls can get there was actually bread on the shelf!
    Pretty much nothing else unfortunately!

  23. Shopping this morning, local supermarket had some bread and kitchen rolls in stock, no bog roll or tissues but I’m ok for couple more days. Was struck by the sense of desperation radiating from many shoppers also an undercurrent of panic. Did my shopping and went home, hopefully not caught a dose. The village is surrounded by numerous caravan sites and country parks the largest has shut till further notice; myself and other residents are trying to make sure the others shut. When full, (the season starts next week) the population of the area almost trebles. Like wise for some reason we are innundated with visitors every week end. Fuck off we don’t want your money or lurgy the cafes are shut so last weekend they wandered around infecting us and buying up whats left in local stores. One good thing I can walk the dogs in peace round and about the footpaths, no bikes, no 4×4’s just birdsong and the reverberating engine note of a massive crawler pulling a plough wider than my house,wicked.

  24. As of this morning, I had a quick look at a random airline-Easyjet in this instance and flights were still operating between China, Italy and Gatwick. No doubt Spain is in there too. No health checks at customs, just stroll on in.
    Meanwhile both Germany and Sweden are prohibiting European access but migrants can still pop in ( PJW on Infowars). They have to travel through mainland Europe to get to both countries, they don’t teleport. Beggars belief.
    On a plus side parisian plod aren’t stopping the Algerians etc grouping en masses for fear of retaliation, every cloud and all that.
    What a load of clueless arse.
    Cobblers and good afternoon, cunts.

  25. Infowars alleges China have stopped testing for infection–hey fucking presto, no new reported cases.
    Little yellow bastards.

  26. And people wonder why the sickness level due to HAVING to self-isolate because they’ve been sent to a cunt thst doesn’t follow advice is 13%.

    Feckless cunts. And now Greggs is closing….

  27. The only way these pillocks dancing on the beach/having a rave/going sightseeing will comply is when the tanks roll down the street and a Sgt Major bellows from a loudspeaker, ‘Go home now or we’ll shoot you. With a fucking tank!’

    Get some tanks down to Sainsbury’s. Run over the hoarding cunts doing return trips.

    “That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the Cuntybollocks Party. Common sense, with a hint of extreme violence.”

    • I really do feel that extreme violence is what is sadly lacking from Boris’ speeches.

      The cunts who drilled holes in ambulance tyres should be publicly hanged, or burnt at the stake.

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