Tim Martin


Wetherspoons boss, Tim Martin, reckons that shutting pubs in the current crisis is ‘over the top’. Martin told Sky: ‘Supermarkets are very, very crowded. Pubs are much less crowded. There’s hardly been any transmission of the virus within pubs and I think it’s over the top to shut them.”

Well, Tim, I think you’re a cunt. The Chief Medical Officer has said that pubs are a breeding ground for the virus, bit you reckon there’s more danger to be found at the supermarket. Well people have to eat. They don’t have to swill beer.

Martin also said that he would take the opportunity to catch the coronavirus under the right conditions, adding: ‘If someone offered me the opportunity now to have it under supervised conditions, I think I’d probably take it because your chances are very, very good.’

During the Brexit debate, I read a lot of his stuff and even heard him speak at a Brexit Party rally and he was talking a lot of sense. Now he’s talking utter bollocks. So I hope that he gets his wish and catches the virus. Perhaps that might make him take it just a little more seriously.

Nominated by Dioclese

Dog Thieves

I would like to nominate dog thieves for a Cunting. In particular the fucking utter twats that stole a twelve-year old, autistic girl’s therapy/assistance dog, in December.

The dog required a special diet because of a liver condition and it has now been found dead. Obviously, the girl and her family are distraught.

Well done, you fucking thieving, bastard cunts. I hope something extremely fucking nasty happens to you. Hopefully, you’ll get caught trying to steal another dog, and get stabbed to fuck in the process.

Get To Fuck.

Nominated by Jack The Cunter

Religion (3)

Has anyone nominated RELIGION? Yeah. Twice before, actually, but it’s fair game, so get thee cunting.

Biggest historical cause of war, death, extremism and terrorism. Especially the UN-holy trinity of Judaism/Christianity/Islam. Every religious person thinks THEIR religion is the one true, right one, and the only thing that kinda unites them all is the mutual hatred of Non-believers, Atheists, Evolutionists, Darwinists, and people who challenge their spouted crap!

Nominated by DiabloLordOfTerror

Jack Johnson

A first class, solid gold, teeth whitening cunting for this abominable waste of skin.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11125871/jack-johnson-wants-public-to-pay-for-teeth-look-like-david-beckham/

This putrid fuck-monkey is apparently a self-styled, ‘benefits king’ and has some retarded obsession to look like his ‘hero’ David Beckham.

To this end, he has started a crowdfunding page to try and raise £3500 for new gnashers, so that he can look like him. I mean, has the cunt got no friends or mirrors?

Honestly, it’s people (and I use that word very loosely here) like this that super-heat my piss to such a degree, my bladder could be mistaken for a fusion reactor. This cunt’s on benefits, raping the system for all it’s worth and then has the bastard effrontary to ask the general public to help him get cosmetic/dental surgery!!

I am, by nature, quite a placid human being, but I would dearly love to beat this fat monger with a brick to within an inch of it’s life.

Smile you cunts….

Nominated by 3D Cunt

Test Kit Scammers


COVID-19 scammers are the current scum of the earth. There are reports of these cunts conning people into buying non-existent or totally useless self-testing kits.

Don’t fall for it. Don’t buy anything online. My only hope is that these cunts catch it and die in agony, perhaps by being force fed Chinese bat stew.

Nominated by Mystic Maven