I would like to nominate utterly pointless and wasteful academic research projects. The type of study which adds exactly nothing to the sum of human knowledge, which is clearly self-indulgence and a total waste of time and money.

Some examples:

* The University of Northumbria allowed someone to pursue research on how to brew the perfect cup of tea.

* The department of defence in the USA spent two million dollars on asking an expert to create robots who could play improvised jazz with human musicians. WHY? How does this relate to defending the US from the attacks of Putin and Kim the Wrongun?

* A study of teenage student behaviour concluded, after painstaking research, that kids who spent a lot of time playing computer games
of an evening would have less time to study homework. No shit, Sherlock. Have another bursary; feel free to piss more taxpayers money away.

Other British study projects included research on why cookies crumble, how to make the perfect slice of toast, and why woodpeckers don’t get headaches.

This is a bit of a lightweight nom, but when we live in an age where money is desperately needed for real research into fighting disease, seeing people get awarded public money to study the likes of Klingon sonnet writing sends my blood pressure towards fatal levels.

Nominated by Weary&Disgusted

John Mason is a cunt, isn’t he?

As if being an SNP MP isn’t loopy enough, this wingnut has condemned a church for cancelling services amid the Chinavirus pandemic. With thousands infected and the death toll at over 200, Mason said, “Surely we should be bold, take risks, and trust in Jesus?”

Well John, I would ask you why your God allowed the virus in the first place? Why create people if only to torture them with pestilence, disability, cancer, disease, etc, especially in children?

Mason has also said that Creationism should be taught in schools as an alternative theory to evolution. Furthermore, he has also criticised gay people saying, “The Bible’s teaching is that a follower of Jesus should not have a sexual relationship with someone of the same sex.” In fact, he’s so anti-homo, it’s almost as if he’s hiding something.

This is the same wacko cunt who compared the IRA, that murdered three Scottish soldiers, to “freedom fighters” then initially refused to withdraw his comments. Even arch Britain-hater Nicola Sturgeon thought that was off and apologised on his behalf.

Mason is a fruitnut. He recently wrote, “I believe that the Bible is the word of God and its teachings are God’s direction as to how I should live my life.” Presumably that includes Noah’s Ark, parted seas, talking snakes, voices in his head, desert shrubs suddenly alighting, people turning into salt, and all of Jesus’s Magic Circle sleight of hand tricks.

Psh.

God wasn’t available for comment as he doesn’t exist.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

A senior police officer, Supt. Novlett Robyn Williams, has just been sacked because she was in possession of a child abuse video which for some fucking reason I’ve not heard, was sent to her by her sister, as well as to seventeen other cunts on WhatsApp. The hearing accepted there wasn’t a sexual motive to Williams possessing the video, but that she knew she had it and so has been fired and put on the register.

Perhaps a bigger cunt in this story though is former chair of the Black Police Association and Met Supt. Leroy Logan. This fucking prick is defending this woman’s right to posses child abuse images and keep her job calling it ‘a tragedy’. The shite coming from this cunt’s mouth along the lines of, ‘This will harm the black communities faith in the police’ and make it harder to recruit BAMEs…and get this: ‘It hasn’t happened to a white officer, but if it did, they’d probably get let off – the police are racist’.

Williams is being described as highly decorated, but the only thing I can see that she’s achieved in policing is comforting victims of Grenfell – glittering career! The cunt Leroy Logan seems to think black people only care about law enforcement being the same colour as them, rather than actually arresting cunts, which I doubt Williams has done much of in 30+ years and not breaking the fucking law by doing such a thing as, oh, I don’t know, having videos of kids being raped? You can see Logan on Piers Morgan defending the Met’s suspension of white police officers for crashing their car while racing to an Islamic terror incident – funny that.

https://www.voice-online.co.uk/news/uk-news/2020/03/13/total-tragedy-met-police-sack-senior-black-female-officer/

Nominated by Vengeance is Mine Saith Shagga

What a load of cunts expats are, eh?

Or should I say Cow Pats, you know, the wankers and bitches who mostly infest the Costa del Cunt to Benidumb. Now Coronavirus has hit their shitty timeshare complex, they’ll no doubt run to the nearest British Embassy and beg for fast track treatment….on the NHS of course. These wankers and slags in Spain make me feel embarrassed to be British. Fat, past it, beer-bellied, shit tattooed, West ‘Am’ types with their Pam/Cassandra type bird who is wrinkled, browner than me and smokes a fag within a minute of waking up, with smoking wrinkles around her gob.

They act like they own the unlucky area they live in and think having a shite Paella is exotic. Get a load of these cunts together and they get pissed and loud and show as much class as runny dog shit. Let’s hope a load of them get together, one or two has Coronavirus and share a Corona lager with another Cow pat. These pathetic wankers can’t hack it here and run away to be with like-minded wankers to try and make some new ‘Colony’. All they do is embarrass this country, yet act more patriotic than someone who actually lives in Blighty. Then you get the wannabe ‘Essex gangster’ cunt with his peroxide blonde girlfriend types, who prance abaaaaht like they are some big timers.

Fuck them and there shite egg and chip lunches.

If you leave this country permanently, your say on anything going on here and medical care privileges leave with you, but of course these selfish cunts who left can’t hide their selfishness and will say we have to get involved when Coronavirus affects them: ‘We are British and we need help. Spain has ran out of the equipment needed to keep my fat, Type 2 diabetes arse alive’.

What a load of cunts these traitors are and we are better off not having them here anyway.

Enjoy your shite Beer, watered down spirits and Coronavirus,

Yours sincerely,
Black and White cunt.

P.S. Go fuck yourselves.

Nominated by Black and White Cunt

So we have been expecting this for some time to curve the spike.

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