Ian Blackford is a fucking cunt. Cuntford is on Sly News at the mo banging on about a two tear extension to Brexit because of Covid-19. What a fucking cunt! I’ll give you an extension, you fucking fat haggis-munching mother fucker. I’ll extend your cock 22 miles across the fucking channel, Mr fucking Freedom, so that you can be sucked off by your new European lords. Did I mention he’s a cunt? The fucking cunt.

Nominated by Dark key cunt

The Chinese Communist Party (Yes, you, you evil motherfuckers, I know you’re watching. Get back to your fucking bat soup) deserve a serious, weapons grade cunting. Not content with trying to wipe out as much of the world’s population as possible, they’ve recently taking to threatening sovereign nations with sanctions if they dare to start an investigation into their pathetic of the Kung Flu. First they told Canada there would be “serious consequence” if they started an investigation and now their threatening Australia.

In an interview in the Australian Financial Review, the Chinese Ambassador to Australia “refused to accept that the virus had started in a Wuhan wet market”. He also called Australia’s push for an inquiry into it “dangerous”, and claimed that “the Chinese public is frustrated, dismayed and disappointed with what Australia is doing now”. The Communist ambassador went on to threaten consumer boycotts and less tourism for Australia.

First of all, I seriously doubt that most of the Chinese public gives a fuck about what Australia doing. Second, I’m pretty sure that most Australians won’t give a fuck about fewer Chinese tourists visiting Australia. I have first hand experience of Chinese tourists during my early days in the army, when I was based in London and helped to guard royal buildings such as Kensington palace. They are scum. They are rude, entitled, arrogant and firmly believe that the fact they have chosen to grace a particular country with their presence means they own certain people, like British army soldiers.Trust me, the world will not lose out on Chinese tourists choosing to boycott countries.

The US and UK are also carrying out investigations, but to my knowledge they have either ignored the threats or told the CCP where to shove them. The EU very courageously bowed to pressure from the CCP and heavily edited a report they recently published into China’s handling of this crisis.

Changes are coming. When this crisis has passed, nations all over the world will be taking a long, hard look at our relationship with China. Some will take action, some won’t. The US are already looking at bringing back some of the manufacturing they outsourced to China. And Japan are offering money to the many big businesses who have factories in China to bring that work back to Japan. Of course, China are already simultaneously trying to play the victim card and flexing their military muscle. Unfortunately for them, while they may have the world’s largest army, the world’s largest air force is the United States Air Force. The world’s second largest air force belongs to the United States Navy.

And here’s a simple question. If the CCP is so firm in its belief that its handling of the Kung Flu was unimpeachable, why are they so afraid of being investigated?

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

An arty-farty cunting, if you please, for…

Becca Brown, 35, from Portsmouth, who has stockpiled £2,500- (even going £700- into debt) of NHS-appropriate PPE. Not entirely for her own use, and I didn’t hear any mention if numerous sperm-of-satan kids hanging off her undoubtedly unsworthy tits.
“It’s a lot of money, but worth it for the sense of control it gives me.”

But the best ??

“It’s not just for me, it’s for my (roll of drums…)….ART.”

Mary Whitehouse’s cuntflaps !! I just couldn’t bloody believe it.
“I am putting together an exhibition on the coronavirus, and the PPE that the NHS use on a daily basis is my canvas.”
That’s more fucking precious than a Bond Street jeweller’s window.

“It’s not my job to provide the NHS with PPE.”

I sort of agree with the latter; it’s the gvnmnt’s job.
Evidently, however, it is definitely Ms (or is it Mx) Brown’s job to be a complete and utter tit.

And when she carks, let’s nail her corpse up on the outside of the National Portrait Gallery.
Before then, I hope her MP, Penny Mordaunt, turns up wearing a tightly-belted rubber trench coat, and with a metre-long tohiti cane, to whip this piece of shite senseless, while I stand by, ogling.
If any of you want to see some real art, the camera will be there to record the event.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

Becca Brown from Portsmouth fancies herself as a bit of an artist. She’s shelled out thousands for PPE as NHS trusts and care homes across the UK battled to secure equipment needed by medics to treat coronavirus patients – all in the name of art. And, of course, in the name of cashing in…

The admin assistant has spent around £200 on surgical masks, £250 on hand sanitiser and hundreds on coveralls and face shields. She also spent £600 on food including UHT milk and canned goods, alongside purchasing dozens of packets of paracetamol, throat sprays and medicine.

Her £2,500 haul, for which she used savings and a credit card, has landed her £700 in debt – despite her selling on some items for five times their original price. Hmmm…

She plans to use some of her extensive ‘PPE kit’ for an art exhibition : ‘I need my PPE kit to protect myself and for my art exhibition and won’t donate it to the NHS,’ she said. ‘I am putting together an exhibition based on the coronavirus and the items the NHS use every day is my canvas. I make absolutely no apology because as an artist I have to stand by my work and my right to buy what I want.’ Apparently she uses face masks, gloves and gowns to create ‘three dimensional paintings.’ Pretentious? Moi?

Brown went on to insist she ‘doesn’t agree’ with allegations she is ‘selfish’ as ‘the fact that the NHS doesn’t have enough is not my fault – that’s the fault of the government.’

Arts for arts sake, but money for God’s sake, eh?

Congratulations, Becca. You’ve won the Dioclese ‘Cunt of the Week’ award. Perhaps you could use it in your art exhibition…

Nominated by Dioclese

Lockdown Level 3 fast food desperados need a salt filled cunting.

We’ve been downgraded here to Alert level 3, which is essentially Level 4 but with takeaways now open, and as so fucking predictable, there we have the cunts willing to eat that shit queuing up all night to be first in line.

How fucking sad can people be when salt laden, greasy slop masquerading as food is the highlight of their pathetic lives?

Wankers. These will be the same concrete headed losers that forever claim hardship when it comes to feeding their family with proper food, yet always have $20 spare for a bargain bucket of E-number special.

Nominated by KiwiCunt

The Media/Coronavirus/Football.

Just a quick drive-by Cunting for the idea that the Media seem to have that we are all desperate to hear when football will return….I couldn’t care less. I’m aware that some people are interested,but the media seems to believe that we are ALL obsessed by when the multi-millionaire mercenary pantomime will restart.

I wonder if there is some sort of “bread and circuses” thinking behind it…. just give the Plebs their football and they’ll be happy.

Nominated by Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler