EMERGENCY CUNTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BBC News reports that – I cannot FUCKING BELIEVE THIS – a flight containing 150 Romanians is coming into Stansted on Thursday, completely ignoring our own Government’s State imposed imprisonment of us!
This is the first of SIX flights coming in between Thursday and the end of June – DEFRA state (direct quote) “It is encouraging people across the UK to bring the harvest in”. News for you mate – we have Millions of people who have lost their jobs in the last Month and just to have one final laugh and rub our noses in it our own Government is breaking the lockdown, against all medical advice, to bring yet more Foreign labour in!
WHY DO WE GET IMPRISONED AND TORTURED WHEN OUR OWN F*CKING GOVERNMENT IS DOING THIS?
I have now genuinely lost my f*cking shit.
Insanity.

Nominated by Vernon Fox

Paul Pogba is still a cunt.

Aside from his cringeworthy ‘all about him’ chinki bat flu ‘advert’. the self important one has once more spat his overused dummy out. The social media ‘star’ (I won’t call him a footballer) bitched about how he didn’t even know who Graeme Souness was, when the ex-LFC great offered Pogba a bit of well deserved criticism.

Well, Pogba. If you were even a quarter of the player and leader Souness was, you’d be ten times the player you are now. You fucking day glo haired tosspot of a cunt.

Nominated by Norman

BAME, LGBT and Vegetarian/vegan promoters. These people are everywhere. From the people who wont fire a pakistani who is bad at his job for fear of being labelled racist to the veggie people who think they are so much better than us meat-eaters because they dont eat meat. Its sickening! They can escape arrest by crying discrimination, if you hit one (even for a good reason) thats racially motivated or homophobic. Veggies can practically declare us meat-eaters as unethical scum, but we cant say shit about their lifestyle…the list goes on. We need to stop pandering to these so-called ‘oppressed minority groups’ and focus on the fact that meat-eating straight white english men are the REAL oppressed people in this country! Yeah, its not discrimination if two muslims beat the shit out of me while calling me a white infidel, but if I exercise my right to ‘reasonable force in self defence’ they can just cry racism and say I started it! Why? All these ‘minorities’ have been told that discrimination will be dealt with severely, plus there’s two or three of them and one of you…so who will the police believe, 3 over 1 of course, unless its 3 of us and one of them because then we are automatically at fault. So, in this ‘fair and equal’ society, a straight or white or omnivorous man is always wrong and a black or muslim or gay or veggie is always the victim…even if the CCTV shows otherwise! Ridiculous.

Nominated by DiabloLordOfTerror

Richard Osman

I’ve watched a few episodes of the shit show that is ‘Pointless’ whilst being furloughed from work for a few weeks due to the Kung Flu thing that’s going on at present. This cunt and his fucking mate Armstrong have to be the most irritating pair of cunts on tv. I can only assume they named the show Pointless in their honour as it perfectly describes their humour, existence and the show itself.

Fuck them…

Nominated by Laughing Gravy

I nominate the uk tv show Faking It; tears of a crime
why is it every fucking episode there is full of smug so called intellectuals that take the credit for solving the crimes?
Every episode there seems to be a smug almost angelic person who seems to knew there were right all along.
Be it a shrug of the shoulder, a natural change in face or even so much as breathing a certain way.
These cunts seem to have the answer to everything crime ridden going.
So basically you might as well take some spice when committing a murder or crime, because you wouldn’t have a choice to look like a statue.
Fuck you.

Nominated by Barney