ALAN HARPER:
Oh dear…. a more in sorrow than in anger cunting please for Mr Harper who has reached the age of 76 still believing that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Ageing would-be-next press sensation Mr. H is walking round his garden……. Captain Tom (Happy 100th birthday by the way)… a Poundland imitation of the Captain. A charity single with fellow OAP Madonna….Read it yourselves, I haven’t the heart or stomach to go on with this. Fuck off……
Granddad is raising money for charity by walking around his garden dressed as a gnome
Nominated by W. C. Boggs
What a magnanimous cunt. Trying to jump on the Captain Tom bandwagon. Just fuck off you wankstick.
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What is it with these old Cunts wanting to walk around their gardens? Why don’t they stick to their normal pastime of dothering along in supermarket aisles with their wrinkled old tart holding everyone else up as they stop to paw some piece of beef that they can neither afford or chew?….
“Oh yes, Ethel and I hope to raise a million by being sponsored for every swear word muttered in our direction while we’re out shopping”
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Stupid old cunt…
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I wonder if he gets rent boys to dress as Noddy?
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Very harsh ! He seems harmless enough. I can think of far more annoying folk.
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