PETER MANDELSON:

It has been a long time since the queen of New Labour, Anthony Blair’s first lady and champion rimmer of Hartlepool has had a nomination all to himself. The oily fuckwit is usually to be found fisting any money-making opportunity he finds, however questionable, tacky or unpatriotic it is, and the current pandemic is no exception:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8233229/China-advisers-investigated-amid-fears-Beijing-using-Covid-commercial-benefit.html

What a surprise – the self obsessed, money-grubbing old turd-burglar “advises” Chinese companies (therefore the communist Chinese government) how to take advantage of our current plight by taking over British companies, and gaining their knowledge and research on the cheap.

This oleaginous, quivering pile of human excrement has no talent to make money by his own hands – his only talent is to crawl, fawn and give bum sex to the rich and powerful.

Time to take this worn-out old poofter to a Chinese wet market, before Kweer Charmer finds him a job from the public purse as his toilet slave, a role Mandy would be, in all honesty, one he would excel at.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Sam Smith

Sam Smith’s fans rush to defend star as singer is trolled over their ‘quarantine meltdown’ and compared to Captain Tom, 99, after WWII hero raises £14m for the NHS.

The Money On My Mind hitmaker, 27, was criticised after sharing their varying ‘stages of a quarantine meltdown’ last month as they self-isolate at their £12 million home.

And now the singer, who prefers to use the pronoun ‘they’, has been compared to WWII hero Captain Tom, 99, who has raised £14m for the NHS by walking 100 laps of his garden.

While the singer also addressed the backlash and tweeted: ‘Sending nothing but love to everyone out there today,’ followed by a heart emoji.

One person said: ‘Some of the tweets on here about Sam Smith today are absolutely horrendous. Praise key workers and Captain Tom Moore, what they’re doing is outstanding, but do you really have to do it whilst having a pop at Sam Smith as well?’

A different user put: ‘#BeKind congratulations to the immensely inspiring Captain Tom Moore for giving us all something to cheer about. We salute you sir.

Hero: The singer has been compared to WWII hero Captain Tom, 99, who has raised £14m for the NHS by walking 100 laps of his garden

‘Nothing but love’: Sam addressed the backlash on Thursday and said they have ‘nothing but love’ for everyone.

And to all those people comparing him to Sam Smith have a word with yourselves.

Another follower commented: ‘NOT a fair comparison. Captain Tom did an incredible thing which deserves all recognition.

Sam Smith, you are nothing but a pathetic self centred attention seeking waste of space, all negative tweets targeted at you for your publicised inability to cope with the simplest of government recommendations whilst living a life of relative luxury compared to most are justified and fully deserved.

And any comparisons between you and Captain Tom frankly absurd and complete laughable.

Cunt.

Nominated by Willie Stroker

Keep clapping until your hands look like this.

Clap for Carers

No, not an STD, but coming to your screens this Thursday. Live doorstep coverage on BBC and C5. Good to know camera crews can do this essential work,( and in the BBC case, paid for by us) during lockdown.
Cutting edge broadcast journalism.
As it is live it is presumably aimed at cunts like me who wont be on the doorstep, so that I can share in the bullshit.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

An add on to the Constable’s cunting.
The police in London: all stood in a line and clapping the NHS.
Surely in these troubled times, the cozzers have better and more important things to do?

Cunts!

Nominated by Normant

“LORD” ADONIS:

Quite a gay day for the Queer Peers today, we have already had the raddled figure of Mandelson showing what an unprincipled cunt he is, now we have the other one – the baldy man busy doing nothing “Lord” Adonis, who feels we ought to help bail out the EU for the coronavirus:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1271012/Brexit-news-Brussels-EU-bailout-coronavirus-COVID-19-Remainer

Perhaps he doesn’t know that Merkel has today sent Bejing a bill for £130 million for “damages” caused by the virus.

Why do broadcasters continue to give old queens like Adonis the oxygen of publicity?. I suppose he and Mandy are at a loose end as “social distancing” means they can’t go the parks and commons and saunas they normaly cruise around. I would say gag the old buggers, but they would probably enjoy that too much.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Greedy people are cunts.

Thanks to the buy one get one free culture it would appear our greed has slithered out into the light of day.

If no-one had rushed out panic buying there would be food for everyone.
If the shops hadn’t ramped up the prices there’d be no need for food bank charity.
Many “key workers” are using their status to get to the front of queues outside of key worker shopping times, not all of them are nurses you know.
There are folks on a couple of grand a month claiming tax benefit to bump up their wages to pre china virus levels.
In the hospital near me Costa is giving out free coffee to staff, staff that take it but don’t even like it.
If we hadn’t all bought cheap from China.

Just because it’s there doesn’t mean you should have it cunts. Just because it’s free doesn’t mean you should take it, cunts. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should – unless of course you’re talking about self control.
Sometimes some humility and consideration for others gets the genuine result that the showboating circle jerk known as ‘virtue signalling’ is rumoured to achieve.
Yeah, you care so much. Fuck off you charlatans. Just Fuck OFF.

I just can’t fathom the rational of the caring face on show with the perverted deviant thief on the inside. Wow, what beautiful creatures we are.
Humans are scüm.
99.999999999999% cüm gargling scüm of the highest order of felch.

Nominated by Cuntflap