Ken Clarke is SO in need of a nomination right now. After the news of those Romanians being flown over to help pick fruit and veg, Clarke posted a smarmy tweet which read:

“Almost 3 million unemployed and we can’t get any of them to pick fruit and veg. Where are all these hard working people who voted for Brexit? Sat at home shaking their heads saying “bloody foreigners coming over here to put food on our plates” probably. Time for a large whiskey”.

What an utter, arrogant cunt. No mention of the several hundred thousand Brits who HAVE volunteered to pick fruit and veg. Here’s an idea Ken. If you’re really that worried about fruit and veg going unpicked, instead of sitting on your fat ass, making snide remarks about the people whose taxes that you and your ilk are leeching, put down the fucking whiskey, find your nearest fruit or veg farm and fucking volunteer to do a few shifts. Start earning the vast amounts cash you’ve been taking from our pockets over the DECADES you’ve been in parliament. You smarmy cunt!

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

I would like to cunt curtain twitchers. Often found on neighbourhood watch committees and the like or obsessively looking out of their living room window, these are the kinds of people who worship the concept of big daddy government and are intent on monitoring one’s every move, just watching and waiting for some poor sap to slip up with some petty ‘misdeed’ so they have an excuse to exercise their deranged power fantasy. . We have seen these cunts come out of the woodwork in a way not previously seen before with the Chinky flu outbreak, where they’ll berate, report and make life a misery for anyone who commits the cardinal sin of being (gasp) *OUTSIDE* – seemingly forgetting that we as a species actively NEED fresh air and exercise in order to survive and function properly. Case in point:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/11438806/gordon-ramsay-cycles-miles/?utm_campaign=sunmainfacebook&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1587414285
These people would happily impose a Soviet-style police state on us if given half a chance. If I were in power I would have them prosecuted and cooped up in prison cells all day to give them a taste of their own medicine, the cunts.

Nominated by General Tso’s Chiggun

Emergency we’re all in it together cunting for the CEO of Freshways, Bavinder Nijjar.

Just read this in the Daily Fail this morning.

This despicable cunt is screwing dairy farmers while hiking the prices to care homes. On Instagram, ‘Fat Bob’ posts pictures of diamond-encrusted Rolex watches, supercars (including a customised gold Mercedes), exotic holidays and images of him posing with handfuls of $500 casino chips

Already receiving less for their milk than farmers contracted to almost every other dairy firm in Britain, they are suffering severe cash-flow difficulties because Nijjar’s company hasn’t paid them since February.

And it gets worse. From now on, Freshways will pay its farmers the contracted rate of 23.4p per litre for 60 per cent of the milk they produce. For the rest, they should receive the ‘spot rate’ — what it fetches on the open commodities market – just 5p to 16p a litre. The arrangement will also be backdated a fortnight.

What’s more, Balvinder writes, Freshways will wait until the end of April to pay for half the milk farmers produced in March. The remainder won’t reach them till mid-May.

Freshways is a major supplier to care homes. As one care home group director so aptly put it : “It’s disgusting greed. He’s literally milking the market at both ends”

Nominated by Dioclese

David Geffen is a cunt, isn’t he.

While most people alternate between being anxious about the impending, economic Armageddon and being bored shitless, Billionaire record-producer David Geffen is rubbing their faces in it. He recently took to Instagram to declare he was self-isolating on his $600 million yacht in the Grenadines. Not sure what’s more distasteful: bragging about your yacht or a grown man using Instagram.

Geffen made a boat-load of dosh foisting The Eagles, Bob Dylan, and Crosby Stills & Nash onto an innocent public but we won’t hold that against him (except Tom fucking Waits – he was dreadful). What’s truly vulgar is bragging about your assets.

Don’t fret David, essential workers will carry on. The poor are called “essential workers” so that they keep working. Remember kids, there are a thousand people willing to take your place stacking shelves at Aldi if you quit, so fucking work harder and be grateful.

Donate some moolah for protective gear for over-worked nurses or buy a few thousand ventilators, Philanthropic Dave. You wont even notice.

Fair enough making billions of dollars from shite music and films but don’t blatantly flaunt it in a global crisis, you obscene little turd.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

DARREN SMITH:

Common by name, crawler by nature Mr Smith has directed a film, which the BBC are creaming their knickers over, in which some self righteous and self important effnicks who work for the NHS instruct you to applaud them:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52294950

Do we really have to endure all the hero-worship for this one group of essential workers?. What about bus drivers, delivery men, dustmen to name a few who also have to go to work during the lockdown, and why do the ethnics feel they need extra qudos.

Self aggrandising cunts.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

A cunting for the #YouClapforMeNow campaign.

It’s interesting that the good will of the British public has been thrown back at them in this way. You’d think the immigrants featured came here to save the UK, rather than make their own lives better and their families fatter.

This clapping business reeked of lefty showboating when it was first presented to me; as clapping the NHS as an organisation rather than helping the individuals with low morale. It smelled of Soviet style aduation of the State, with the Stasi of Social media doing their best to ensure people knew about it.

Given the pasdive-aggressive tone of some of those on the video, i’d be surprised if this goodwill towards the imigrants and NHS doesnt evaporate faster than the GDP.

Talk about an own goal.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime