A nomination for the putrid far-left dirty buttholes currently occupying approximately 6 blocks of downtown Seattle, USA, in the ‘Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone’. Essentially, the police have abandoned the area, temporarily, and lots of self-hating white and BLM dregs have set up camp. An established commune of cunts.

To be honest though, I’m not sure if I want to nominate this for a cunting. On the one hand the actual tax paying residents of the area are now effectively living in downtown Somaliland where they are having to deal with a total lack of law and order. Local businesses being hustled for protection money, crackheads, armed warlords (yes), and the general stench of one giant open air cesspit. On the other hand, as unfortunate as this is for the residents, this unfolding scenario has to be hands down the funniest shit I have seen in a long time and I just wanted to share the joy of this far-left social experiment so you can follow along.

On annexing several city blocks for themselves, the first thing this bunch of radical toe-clippings decided to do was.. create a border wall. Of course no dumpster walled state would be complete without of course, an immigration policy – seriously, God, thank you, this shit is comedy gold! Chaz, founded on total hypocrisy, and given the great unwashed sphincter of approval by these absolute morons. But it gets better..

On establishing their little turd pile these big brain revolutionaries realized that, having ‘attended’ all the local shops already and being away from the parental home, they now require supplies. First demands on the list are clothes, ice, and cigarettes. Near the bottom of the list, body wash. Realizing the dire lack of food, vegan pizzas were ordered to the site and word put out about the need for vegan meat substitute products. To their credit they had the foresight to start up a farming initiative for food security. So far the farm consists of one circle of dirt pilled to about an inch over cardboard on grass. They’ve also segregated it for blacks and indigenous people only. The inevitable famine and race-food-riots during next year’s harvest will be glorious.

There’s just too much to mention. Other highlights include: asking the whites to donate $10 in reparations to the blacks, being allowed to take over city hall, putting a Christian street preacher in a stranglehold, making demands to the city.

I can’t wait for the authorities to move in and stomp this lot into the dirt. I’m willing to pay to watch it live.

Nominated by: The Big Chunky Cunty

Both myself and the mrs have noticed that certain pharmacies in our area are not using/ignoring barcodes on products. They are suddenly putting 70s style sticky labels on things like Anadin and Lemsip with ‘prices’ written in biro. For example: one box of co codamol tablets (RRP: £2.90 in Boots or £2.50 in Tescos) was £4.00 in one chemist and £5.00 in another. The fact that these fuckers are using and abusing this virus crisis to chuck out the RRP and extort people (especially OAPs) is sickening. Some shops were rightly slagged off for upping the cost of bog roll and hand gel, but these chemists are just as guilty and they are raking it in. Who the fuck uses written on labels these days? Cunts like these who want to screw the British public, that’s who.

Nominated by Norman

A great big “why the fuck is anyone listening” cunting for Aima and Tash, the two 18 years olds who wrappings social medja to organize the London protests over the weekend because black lives matter, especially that Floyd guy over in the States.

This article in the Daily Fail sums it all up.

Apparently all police are racists and the girls are unrepentant about putting thousands of lives at risk by ignoring social distancing during the protests. And let’s not forget that blacks are more at risk to Covid than honkies.

So apparently black lives matter, but not to these two. Their five minutes of fame matters far more.

And while we’re at it, doesn’t organizing this protest against white people constitute a hate crime? I think we should be told…

Nominated by Dioclese

Cunts who make websites dedicated to faux pas and anachronisms in (usually) classic and groundbreaking films.

So what if some ‘’extra’ in the absolute background of the 1000-man battle scene in Braveheart was wearing a watch? So fucking what?? I genuinely don’t get why folk feel the need to zero in on totally pointless crap like this, trying to spoil the film for the rest of us by taking us ‘out’ of the film…cunts!!

Is it some desperate attempt to validate their existence and prove how exceptionally observant they are? All it does is prove how much of a 22-carat, weapons-grade shitbreathed cunt they truly are.

If I had a mate who was like this, they’d not be my mate. And I’d probably start a vicious cunt-like rumour about them to ensure they are always alone and without human company – these cunts do not deserve that basic human staple, they really don’t.

But this cuntery isn’t just the reserve of the solo, sweaty, cuntwank film-ruiner, even Amazon Prime have got in on the action – they have these little tidbits on their app now.
It totally baffles me.

Die. Die. Die.

The prosecution rests, m’lud.

PS: I’ve been loitering on this site for a month now, pissing myself at the like-minded comments from you guys…and I want in!

Nominated by Alfred Hitchcunt