A nomination for Rootless Losers, or globalists who are the useful idiots of a managerial elite. Pro EU, world citizen, they support LGBT pride and suffer eco-anxiety
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They’ve travelled from Rekjavik to Tokyo to Lima, but can’t find their way around Britain. They don’t know anything about history, science or high culture, yet are experts in something because they got a 2:1 from De Montfort university.
They have no connection to their home town or county, their heritage or nation. They are global citizens who can only speak American-English, rather than the real version.
They went on a gap year to Thailand and Mexico, but only ever talked to Americans, Canadians and Australians, who all share their habit of making a statement sound like a question?
The degree wasn’t enough to get them a good job. They dont have the career that puts them in contact with their heroes like Bill Gates, Richard Dawkins and Stephen Pinker, no matter how many BigThink videos or Intelliboff debates they watch, or how many ‘smart thinking’ titles by Malcolm Gladwell they read.
They don’t get paid six figure sums for speaking engagements. The want to attend a TED conference but the polytechnic wont give them the hours they need to pay for the plane tickets. They have their pronouns on their Twitter bio and post pictures of cupcakes on Instagram.
They’re doing everything society told them to do, yet their lives are empty and the only sense of identity they have is their university and the EU, institutions facing bankruptcy.
They are the ‘small-souled bugmen’, living for consumer electronics, the worshippers of post-Fordism and planned obsolescence, the rootless losers failed by the secular religions of globalism and multiculti-dipshit liberalism.
They clap at transvestites as virtuously as they do the NHS.
They imagine they are the future, but they are anachronisms; hippies using management speak, longing for a return to the post-cold war consensus of Francis Fukuyama. They want history to end and just watch MTV and buy ‘I heart NY’ T shirts.
‘History is boring’, they whine, but their present is the past.
Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime




