Neil Coyle, Right Dishonourable Massive Prick for Bermondsey and Old Southwark

Neil Coyle MP

“Good afternoon. This is Ron Knee, IsAC’s political correspondent, reporting. Today I’m speaking to Neil Coyle, Labour MP for Bermondsey & Old Southwark, regarding his controversial, some might say downright imflammatory, remarks on Twitter concerning Leave voters. How do you do, Mr Coyle?”.

“How did you vote in the referendum Knee? Are you one of those cunt Brexiteers?”.

“Er, actually I did vote Leave…”.

“Thought as much from the look of you, you old cunt. I’ll say to you what I said in my tweet, (quote) ‘I’ve spent years warning local people that these fat old racists won’t stop blaming the EU when their shit hits the fan’ (unquote). I stand by that, even though, er, I’ve now actually deleted the tweet…”.

“Yes, well, I’m not fat. Also I must admit that I’m not exactly sure precisely what you meant by those vague though insulting comments. Perhaps if could just put them into context for our viewers…”.

“I’ll repeat more of it for you then, so it’ll become clearer to you, you thick Brexiteer cunt. (Quote) ‘Here they come blaming others. Absolute shitbag racist wankers’ (unquote). I stand by that too, although, erm, I’ve since deleted it as well”.

“I see. Perhaps your language is a tad intemperate for an MP, especially as you have form in this respect, having also referred to the PM as ‘a dick’ before the general election. I’d have thought that it’s unlikely to endear you, or indeed your party, to swathes of the electorate, and it isn’t going to help Labour to rebuild the ‘red wall’ in the north, is it?”.

“Labour won’t be able to rebuild the ‘red wall’ because of all the thick gammon twats north of the Watford gap. Fucking xenophobic bigots. Frankly they don’t deserve the EU. Arseholes”.

“Perhaps, Mr Coyle, it’s really the attitude of people like you within Labour that has so alienated millions of former supporters. They feel that the party has deserted its traditional base and its values in favour of the rabid pursuit of Marxist identity politics and, indeed, the globalist agenda of the plutocratic EU”.

“They don’t know what’s fucking good for them. Come the glorious day, the thick bastards will do as they’re fucking told, and woe betide them if they don’t toe the line. Now fuck off, you racist cunt, and fuck Brexit. I’ve got more insults to dish out, so I’m out of here”.

“Yes thank you Mr Coyle. Proof, if any were needed, that one really shouldn’t tweet on an empty head. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

And seconded by Jack the Cunter:

I came to Cunt Neil Coyle, but can see that Ron has given him a very eloquent and well deserved Cunting already.
If I may, I’d like to offer this as a supplementary Cunting.
Neil Coyle’s utterances show that there are still those who still don’t get it, regarding the Brexit vote. He treats the electorate with contempt, and would willingly bulldoze democracy in order to reverse the vote.
Please carry on Mr. Coyle, you fucking anti democratic cunt.
Read all about it !!!!
Labour to remain unelectable !!
https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1327726/labour-bbc-last-night-of-the-proms-neil-coyle-twitter-jacob-rees-mogg-boris-johnson

QDM also wanted to have his say:

Neil Coyle, Labour MP for Bermondsey, deserves a nomination. In true remoaner fashion, this lefty cock sucker has decided to wade into the Rule Britannia argument, by showing his utter contempt for the patriots of this country. In a comment on Twitter on Tuesday 25th August, above a video of Nigel Farage singing Rule Britannia, he said that he’d only known shit lickers to like the song. In other Tweets, he called Brexiteers, “shitbag racist wankers” and “fat old racists”.

The Tweets have since been taken down. However, it seems this charmless prick has form for posting foul mouthed comments on Twitter, and promised to stop doing so after being threatened with deselection. Guess that promise wasn’t entirely truthful, was it? Then again, as a member of the Labour party, he is knowingly, a member of anti-working class, pro-terrorist, pro-illegal immigrant, anti-Semitic party which would destroy the UK if given the choice. So it should come as no surprise that one of its members is a disgusting, anti-democratic, shady pile of shite.

I voted to leave the EU, because all I ever saw was incompetence, economic illiteracy and profligacy, and a complete and utter lack of democracy. In the election that saw Ursula von Der Leyen become President, only the 635 members of the EU parliament were allowed to vote, out of 500 million citizens. And SHE was the ONLY candidate. That’s Soviet Politburo style voting. And I want those who make decisions regarding the running of the UK, to have been elected in the UK. Where’s the racism in that? I want the UK to be a sovereign, home led nation, that it isn’t tied to the EU parliament or the ECJ..

Yet to the like of Coyle and Soubry, etc, I’m a racist for having elected British officials run. To date, Coyle has issued no apology for their demented tweet. And now I have a message for Coyle. I served for 25 years in the British army. This despiste being a quarter Jamaican, along with my brother and sisters my mother being half Jamaican, were it shows, along with my sister. And my wife is of Nigerian descent with all our looking completely black. I did things for the UK that would make the likes of coyle shit themselves and breakdown in terror.

He has also refused to apologise, saying instead ”
“I know people want a candid, honest speaking representative.

“People know the tweets are my own and there is no filter.

“If anyone is offended they can unfollow, that’s how Twitter works.” Which just about sums up your average far leftie. Well I’d be a wanker, than a far left, ant-democracy, Brexit hating shit licking cock sucking prick like you. You CUNT!

Restoration and Renewal Sponsor Body and Delivery Authority.

Who dat? Well it seems this is the body which decides where the House of Lords can be located and they wont consider York. In fact they say moving out of London raises constitutional questions.

I bet it fucking does. A London based collection of faceless, unelected cunts want to keep this geriatric gravy train in London.

Nip in from London home. Nip into Lords and collect money. Nip into London club, no not the RAOB or Miner’s Welfare, a Whitehall club. Eat and drink taxpayer’s money. Fuck off back to London home.

Oh the dedication to public service.

What a fucking surprise that they dont want to go anywhere else

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble .

Traffic Light Tailgaters

Cunts in cars who pull up at red lights then slowly edge forward to the car in front – Something that really gets on my tits.

Why don’t the stupid twats just pull up a foot behind the car in front, put the handbrake on and fucking stay there?

Why pull up four feet away, then waste fucking petrol edging up slowly towards the car in front?

Fucking about with clutch control when they could just be sat there with the handbrake on.

In the scheme of things, something trivial, but why do the trivial avoidable things in life annoy me the most?? Answers on a small, edging forward slowly postcard please.

Nominated by: Bob Frapples

The Beckhams (2)

My niece left a copy of “Harper´s Bazaar” magazine around and I spent a couple of hours reading it in an orgy of masochism. It had Victoria Beckham on the cover plus about 30 pictures of her inside.

I could not resist sharing this touching insight into the Beckham´s love nest so ISACers can have an idea of domestic bliss and enduring passion.

Victoria´s idea of a treat is: “..dinner with my husband, in London, with a really nice bottle of wine, just the two of us. Date night, I suppose! I always laugh about ‘date night’ because we´ve been together for 23 years but we really enjoy each other´s company. David loves wine; I don´t know an enormous amount about it but I´m educating myself. I was never into nice wine and art before but I´m enjoying learning.”

Pity the poor fly on the wall eavesdropping on the Beckham´s discussions on wine and art. After Ron Knee has finished his Meghan and Harry epic, I hope he will turn his talents to chronicling the goings-on of Vicky and Dave.

Nominated by: Mr Polly 

Netflix Cunties (4)

Netflix definitely deserves a nomination. I have to admit, I quite like Netflix. It has a lot of great shows, the first seasons of Altered Carbon and Umbrella Academy were awesome. The second seasons, not so much because they bent the knee to the cult of woke. As did their version of Lost in Space, and their female version of Dr Smith was just fucking annoying. They also have a lot of shite too, and it is one, upcoming pile of shite that has earned them this nomination. It’s a movie called “Cuties”.

Directed by a black woman (that in itself is not a problem for me) called Maïmouna Doucouré, the movie is about an 11 year old Senegalese girl living with her family in France, who dreams about joining a twerking dance troupe of other 11 year old girls (there’s a trailer on YouTube if anyone wants to take a look. Haven’t seen it myself).The original description contained bullshit about her “finding her femininity” and there was another bit that had the term “sexual awakening” (for an 11 year old girl). When I last checked, it was rated for adults, which makes me wonder who the movie is aimed at? What kind of adult would possibly be interested in a movie which features 11 year old girls, children, dressed in very revealing clothing, while twerking? I think we all know the answer to that one.

Naturally, the far left can’t see anything wrong with this, but then again, a lot of their see nothing wrong with paedophilia. Apparently, this movie actually won an award at the Sundance film festival, prior to its general release back in April. Happily, it’s become apparent that I’m not alone in my disgust at this ‘movie’. Netflix have received huge backlash over this bullshit. Though, it’s not enough for them to pull it from their streaming service, and their response to it has been pathetic. I can’t see it doing very well, but that’s not the point. Netflix should NOT be showing shite like this. I’m no prude, but a movie about very young girls, that carries a mature rating, could only be aimed at the kind of people who see nothing wrong with paedophilia.

So, Netflix. You are CUNTS. Paedo supporting CUNTS!

Incidentally, I’ve now cancelled my subscription to Netflix.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw 

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