Yes, I know there are far weightier matters that should, and are, occupying this noble band of cunters. However I would crave indulgence to consider what many would view as an irrelevance but boils my piss every time I see it.

It is this, at one time in the not so distance past one would see a Heavy Goods Vehicle nicely got up in the livery of its owner or operator and proudly displaying the name of said outfit. Something along the lines of “J & J Blogs Transport Ltd”.

That says it all really, but no! That has somehow evolved into “J & J Blogs Logistics Ltd” or “J & J Blogs Supply Chain Solutions Ltd”

Saw a bugger on the M6 that claimed to be “Delivering Sustainable Supply Chain Solutions”.

I spent the last decade of my working life in industry implementing ISO quality standards and continuous improvement I quickly learned you don’t improve things by calling it a fancy name!

So no, you are not “Delivering Sustainable Supply Chain Solutions”. You are carting stuff around on the back of a lorry.

Cunts!

Nominated by: Creedence Clearwater Cunt 

Hollyweird and it’s obsession with ‘rebooting’ movies, sometimes only a couple of years after the original came out, like Marvel did with Spiderman. I’m sick of them. They’re unoriginal, uninspired and lacking in any kind of entertainment value. That last one is because the “entertainment” industry is so woke that it’s incapable of creating ANYTHING without smacking us in the face with a sledgehammer of woke politics. You only have to look at Ghostbusters 2016 and the recent Charlies Angels and Terminator Dark Fate (which was intended to reboot the franchise with a female lead instead of John Connor, who they murdered early in the movie) to see what I mean. They were movies that nobody asked for, and nobody wanted. And when they inevitably failed, we got the usual chants of RAAACCCCIIISSSMMM and SSSSEEEEXXXXIIIISSSSMMMM. When in fact, it was because they were shite! They were badly written, badly produced, badly edited, badly acted and filled to the brim with woke agenda, at the expense of story and character development. Sometimes though, reboots can be good. Ronald D Moore’s Battlestar Galactica reboot was a good show. And it was written before wokeness infected Hollywood.

Now I hear that they’re doing a ‘reboot’ of Planes, Trains and Automobiles, which in my opinion, is one of the funniest, and saddest, movies ever made. John Candy and Steve Martin were brilliant in the movie. Now Will Smith and Kevin Hart are doing it. I have nothing against either of them, but they just aren’t right for the role. And I can’t help thinking that they were cast because of recent events.

The fact is, Hollywood are obsessed with doing reboots, because they have become lazy, and there is nobody in Hollywood who can create good, interesting, original content without loading it with far left politics. So fuck you Hollywood. Cunts. And fuck your cuntish reboots.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw 

Emergency cunting due for Banksy. Not the first time he’s been cunted it seems!

Being a total failure as a youngster in school at the subject of Art myself, I did have some admiration for Banksy as I thought that a few of his creations were brilliant, albeit his respect for other peoples property was disregarded.

Was appalled when I spotted this tonight:-
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-53949831

Hope his people are returning these poor folk back to the Frogs rather than here, but I guess that wont be the case.

Banksy is a cunt!

Nominated by: knobrot

… and seconded by Jack The Cunter 

Banksy is a cunt.
The lefty’s favourite vandal has bought a former French vessel, in order to pick up illegal immigrants in the Med. No doubt it will soon change its area of operations to the English Channel.
All this has been funded by his artistic ( ! ) vandalism. Something that you or I would be prosecuted for.
Here’s the story.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-53949831

(A quick word of thanks to other cunters nominating this arsehole, but who just missed the Posting deadline – Day Admin)

Members of the Black militia group all dressed in black, and all were armed.

A Thermonuclear cunting is in order for a Black Militia group here in the states who calls itself the “Not Fucking Around Coalition.”

As has been noted many times on the hallowed pages of this most august forum we here in America have a thing called the Second Amendment which guarantees (most*) citizens the right to keep and bear arms.

The good news (although some of you might not think so) is that I…and people like me…have guns. The bad news is “they” and people like “them” also have guns.

Allow me to introduce (and indeed cunt); the “Not Fucking Around Coalition”, an Armed militia group for melanin enhanced cunts who have had enough of “systemic racism”…a fictional notion now accepted as a metaphysical truth here in states.

In the alphabet soup of the self righteous social warrior pantheon…NFAC was so enraged and frustrated by the rash of po’ innocent black folk being shot by whitey and the POE-leese, that they decided to form an elite coalition of hood rats, porch monkeys and jungle bunnies…oops…that was a bit harsh and will probably get me monitored. Sorry. Start again.

This elite coalition of wannabe rap stars, wannabe basketball stars and wannabe community organizers decided to take matters into their own hands and for the good of the oppressed sons and daughters of cotton pickers all across this great land…shoot themselves..?

WTF?

Last month this elite squad showed up in Louisville, Kentucky to protest the shooting and killing of Brionna Taylor. In truth, Ms Taylor was indeed an innocent victim of some seriously shabby police work. In the wee hours of the morning the Louisville Metro Police Department, kicked open her apartment door while serving a “no knock” warrant for someone who DID NOT live there.

Aroused from her sleep by the noise Ms Taylor…a paramedic with the Louisville Fire Department…and her boyfriend thought they were being robbed. The boyfriend grabbed a gun and fired at the black clad, unannounced intruders…who promptly returned fire killing Ms Taylor.

As we say in states…this was a cluster fuck…a deadly cluster fuck.

In the spirit of never letting a tragedy go to waste, BLM sprang into action and organized a series of riots…uh sorry again…peaceful protests. At one of these protests the elite militia group known as the Not Fucking Around Coalition showed up fully armed and ready for action.

And action it was! The dumb cunts turned the scene into chaos when one of the dumber cunts in the group accidentally shot another dumb cunt (or himself, accounts vary). This prompted some even dumber cunts in the group to open fire on some other dumb cunts…also in the group…in the mistaken, but completely rational belief that they were under attack by whitey.

Once again can you say cluster fuck?

After the incident BLM…realizing they were in greater danger from their dark skinned allies than they were from their while skinned oppressors…issued a statement denouncing the NFAC, calling them outside interlopers and saying they didn’t want their help.

In a dazzling display of understatement a NFAC spokesman shrugged of the whole incident by saying “…we had a little accident, it happens.”

Since then, not much has been heard from the elite squad of melanin enhanced social justice warriors. They have presumably retreated from the field of battle to regroup and reform. Presumably as an elite suicide squad.

And so I proudly cunt the elite squad of SJWs…the Not Fucking Around Coalition.

foxnews.com/us/louisville-protests-breonna-taylor-armed-protester-accidentlly-shoots-himself

(*Convicted violent offenders cannot legally possess firearms in most states.)

Nominated by General Cuntster