A full on Joss Ackland screaming from a ship deck holding an ID card cunting please for “Diplomatic Immunity” if I may.

It has come to my attention that this shit that I always thought was a bit far fetched is actually 100% true!

A story I heard recently involves a bunch of Qatari diplomats who’ve been racing their exuberant super cars around the residential streets of LA, have claimed they can’t be prosecuted for these offences due to so called “diplomatic Immunity”.

They’ve also chanted “fuck America” at law enforcement officers who’ve tried to apprehend them.

Now I’m of the mindset that when you visit a country you observe and respect the culture of that country as you are a guest. You don’t act like a cunt doing what the fuck you like and upsetting the people of that country.

Another example happened in this country where a traffic incident resulted in the death of a young man. As of time of writing this cunting the alleged perpetrator has not even been questioned due to “diplomatic Immunity” and will probably get of Scot free without any blemish to their name!

All I can say is Diplomatic Immunity, “it’s just been revoked”, you utter fucking cunts!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson 

(Here’s a few more examples – Day Admin

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10091241/diplomatic-immunity-dodge-cases/)

Any ‘help’ line

Why does every cunting helpline waste (even more) of my time by having a robot tell me that to protect their staff, during these challenging times, waffle waffle etc. ’wait times’ (waiting, not wait, wait is not an adjective in this sense, fuckwits) will be longer than usual? I.e. blaming Covid for under-manning their call centres to save their time and money by wasting your time? It’s bad enough having to wait without them making you wait longer while they state the bleeding obvious. Often you listen to this only for a second robot to tell you that opening times are not as advertised, we cannot answer your call (because of Covid) and cut you off.

Fuck me, I was wondering why everyone is wearing a mask, the roads are empty and queues for the Post Office are spaced at 2m, half way down the street. And I can’t go to Spain without house arrest on my return. Thanks for the fucking heads-up…

What was your twatting excuse for the years before Covid then?

Nominated by Copper nano tube

These cunts led by Dr Joseph Hartland are now claiming that the teaching of medical practice in this Country is inherently racist and needs to be decolonised. The reason is that when training the students are told to look for signs that present in white people. Things like turning blue (when short of oxygen or warmth) are racist because somebody who has black skin will not present this way.

I can vaguely understand that as a doctor different patients will present in a different way and you will need to be trained to react to this, especially if you work in an area such as an inner city or Londinistan. But this is what makes my piss boil, instead of just getting on with the training and doing that theses cunts are claiming racism. They will never let this go, everything is racist, everything is the fault of whitey cannot they not see that they are pissing so many people of with this endless and insistent claim that everything about white people is racist.

It is like they are continually poking the white people of the UK with this constant allegation that we are racist to get a reaction, to confirm their prejudices and belief that only the whites are racist. These bell ends are supposed to be clever as trainee doctors, my suggestion is they get on with their training and stop looking to be offended. You will in multicultural Uk have to treat different races, get on with it, and find ways to do it! I’m starting to believe they actually want to create conflict rather than resolve it. (That makes the presumption that conflict existed beforehand)

I said in my last nom – anyone else had enough cos I have.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/patients-turning-blue-racist-medical-school-a4527266.html

Nominated by: Cuntsince1066 

As the Coronavirus thread is all but dead I think it’s time we had a new go at the ultimate hand-wringing experience to come our way, certainly in my many years on the planet.

Firstly, I DO think it exists, it IS dangerous to certain people in society and I do not think this is some fake virus that will allow Bill Gates to inject us all with Windows 98 (SE)

I do however think this is the biggest fraud I have ever seen in my life, sure you can die from it but I could die from pricking my finger while gardening, some drunk hitting me in my car or a multitude of other ways to croak.

The present government (and the world) have gone stir crazy…madder than shit-house rats. They can get away with it by blaming the advice of “experts” while said experts are drawing a huge salary courtesy of the tax payer.

Do I know anyone who has died from it? Do I fuck.

Do I know anyone who has had it? Well, the guy in the Ford dealership who service my car claims that his mates best friends mum had it…she was probably drunk on Vodcat though.

Do I know anyone who has been made redundant from the whole mess? Yes, quite a few actually.

Have I heard the stories on the radio of cancer patients who have now died because the hospitals closed down to allow the nurses to dance on TicTok? Yes I have.

Have I read about all the depression, the alcohol dependents, the people who have lost their businesses because of the over-reaction? Yes I have.

So I hand it to you, the biggest fuck up ever, invented but the Chinese and mis-handled by ever other country in the world.

Nominated by Spanky McSpank

Proportional Representation (PR)

For decades there have been arguments for and against this form of voting system, with supporters suggesting it is far fairer and more representative than the current “First Past The Post” system.

So anyway, I read this news articles this morning, suggesting that PR should replace FPTP purely because it is far more “democratic and thus fairer”

But when you look closer at the article, you realise who wants this to happen: some LibDumb cunt, backed by a Labour cunt. Well what a fucking surprise!

The fact both parties got well and truly shit on in the last 3 elections suggests that no one cares about you or your half-baked undemocratic woke policies, even if it was through FPTP.

Some cunt called “Emma Knaggs” (yes, really!) said in the article, ““The Government has a landslide majority of seats, but this is despite the Conservatives receiving less than 44 per cent of the votes.”

In other words it’s not fair, according to her, and typically the rules must be changed.

Whether PR would have made any difference in the last election is moot, but the whinging from these losers is pathetic beyond belief.

https://bromsgrovestandard.co.uk/news/make-votes-matter-event-in-bromsgrove-will-call-for-fairer-voting-system/

Nominated by Technocunt