The latest Lloyds Bank advert and advertising in general.
I know this topic has been cunted before, but Lloyds latest offering of destroying a decent song is boiling my piss.
They have murdered several songs of late, but to allow some tuneless cunt to desecrate the 70s wonder that is We’ve Only Just Begun by The Carpenters, is unforgiveable.
No one can mimic Karen Carpenter, and there is no need to adulterate another classic song. All these twats keep doing in modern advertising is just show how little imagination they really have, and this latest offering is so utterly slow and painfully depressing that I couldn’t be more ‘turned off’ by their product unless it was fronted by Linekunt or Blair.
I have no doubt that the tuneless bint who ‘murdered’ this tune was paid handsomely for this drivel and probably ticks some diversity box at the same time.
Speaking of which, have Nationwide, Asda and the RAF forgotten that there is an indigenous naturally ‘bleached’ skin colour in the UK? Given the disproportionate ratio of BAME to Wh1tey in advertising now, I feel like we Wh1teys are being erased from our own existence. Modern advertising?
Utter cuntitude.
Nominated by: BendyDick CùmInYaSnatch
(More info here: – DA https://www.tvadsongs.uk/lloyds-bank-advert-weve-only-just-begun/)
…. and a late entry from Fuglyucker
Nationwide building society need a cunting, not for their dodgy business ethics and im sure they have a few, but surely cant be worse than Lloyds, but for their series of shite ads that i find on ghe box all the time and mean i would never give Nationwide the opportunity to piss me off with business ethics because the piss me off at least ten times a day with these fucking ads, gormless sisters singing, ugly fuckmonkeys and cock wombles reciting poetry but the latest one gives me the biggest ear fucking of the lot, picture the scene some guy mid forties, looks like he hails from fucking Lagos you get the gist, said 40+ year old still at his parents house(typical Lagos types)) fucked bed room door thanks to his siblings breaking in univited (typical Lagos type), during the ad one such twat breaks in proceeds to steal something fuck off and then come back for seconds all while 40+ flavour is reciting poetry, put a lock on the door dick head what if these cunts break in while your punishing your monkey with a finger up your arse, where do Nationwide find these cunts, and no fuckers wants to see these kids practicing burglery, shouldnt they be out stabbing others of the same flavour in Londonistan, and shouldn’t 40+ boy have his own place by now, if anyfucker would already be milking the benefits system its these fucks, so as they usually pay for fuck all themselves its an own goal for a Nationwide ad, utter annoying cunts even without using or never using these cunts they still annoy beyond beleif and the kicker is the annoyed customers they already have are paying for this effluant flow….
(We could have tidied this up in terms of readability, but couldn’t be arsed – DA)
