We all know the rules regarding masks, there’s been sufficient debate on this fine, august site about it. But, for fucks sake, don’t come at me with your bullshit about lowering your oxygen saturation levels. I can put a SATS probe on you and if you’re not suffering from COPD or any other respiratory affliction, your SATS will be anything from 93-100%. (88-92% for COPD sufferers). I can put a mask on you, keeping the probe on your finger, and THEY WILL NOT CHANGE. Don’t wear a mask, whatever your reasons, even your David Icke-esque conspiracy theories as I couldn’t give a fuck, but, don’t be a cunt and claim the above because medical science and medical facts say you’re a cunt for claiming it. A doctor in the link explains and demonstrates this better than me.

https://youtu.be/P3sKZZ4YF38

Nominated by: DCI Gene Cunt

I’ve just caught an advert whilst watching ‘The Professionals’, for the above-mentioned (is that a word?), cunts.

Woman, in bed, watching some shite on a laptop, falls asleep. Wakes up, switches laptop off.

Partner sleeping next to her? Female and black, obviously. Excuse me, I’m off to have a CVA.

Nominated by: DCI Gene Cunt 

The BBC (yep, them again – admin) have announced a successor to Jenny Murray, doyen of the sisterhood, the plump woman who wears glasses on a string al la Larry Grayson and gives the impression she is looking down on everyone especially men.
The new head gal is Emma Barnett, she of the masses of hair (mostly extensions one suspects) and the long swirling mother earth skirts and bovver boots.

She’s a good journalist but I question the concept of a “woman’s hour”. After all why is there no “man’s hour” or “gay hour” or “black hour”. Actually they did try one for men and it flopped. Men don’t like to discuss their personal problems or health issues. But in any case aren’t we all an equal part of society? Women are half of the population hardly a special group.

Whenever I have listened into said program admittedly for short periods until I reach for the dial it seems to be all about repression by men, #metoo, health issues, trafficking, transgender et al. Yes there are women’s magazines too but they appear to be mostly celeb gossip rags now. The days of woman’s realm featuring sewing projects and how to please your husband with a special dinner are long gone.
I question the relevance of a “woman’s hour” programme which seems to be part of a sly political agenda designed to exclude men.

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss

(“Woman’s Hour”? Surely this is misandrist and offensive to some sections of the Alphabets? – DA)

Column headline in today’s Sunday Times:-‘Trans man gives birth after contracting Covid at 9 months pregnant’.

Described as ‘he’ in the details. On what planet can a man, a he, give birth?

Discuss.

Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble

(Clearly gagging for it! – DA)
(Clearly good for at least one thing – NA)

Not content with failing to deal with the Boat-People invasion.she has now stopped stuffing her maw long enough to promise robust action against Extinction Rebellion.

Miss Patel says the activists should ‘face the full force of the law’ for pursuing ‘guerrilla tactics… that seek to undermine and cause damage to our society’.

She plans to have them designated an organised crime gang to enable them to subject to harsher sentences…..

Fine words indeed…what a shame that she didn’t seem too bothered about them when they were just disrupting the lives of the “little people” trying to get to work or go on holiday.

I wonder what heinous action can have actually caused this wobbly-jowled, spluttering threat ?….Ah,of course…Extinction Rebellion had made the mistake of blockading Rupert Murdoch owned print sites…yep,that’ll do it..overnight they became beyond the pale organised criminals…can’t have Uncle Rupert upset,can we ?

Patel is a lard-arsed failure who promises much but delivers nothing except to the usual Tory Party cronies…just like the rest of this failed Govt. of chancers,blowhards and criminals.

Fuck Off,Priti.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

…and a belated seconded by Vernon Fox

Priti (fucking useless) Patel – yet again

Our favourite brown battleship has been at it again – threatening fines and criminal records for any who dare to defy the Jellyfish Junta and gather in groups of more than six – whilst simultaneously doing NOTHING about the islamic invasion of the UK via Kent – no rule of six, compulsory testing and vaccination (which will be next, trust me) for these vile parasites. Come to Yorkshire and try give people here a problem “Covid Marshalls” – I do not think you will like the response. (There may even be some rude words spoken! ?).

Priti Patel has been piss useless in every job she has had, a proven liar and only gets the positions she is awarded because she is of Indian descent and a Woman.

Boris will not sack her (he would need to be awake for that for one thing, the fat gutless sack of shit) because the rest of the talking heads are just as useless, and in my opinion Priti Patel has the blood of every person murdered by islamic terrorism (coming soon to anywhere in the UK anytime soon – yet again) – on her grasping chavvy hands.
This piss useless rat needs horsewhipping.