The Codpiece

The Codpiece.

https://fpm.ro/thom-browne-spring-2020-menswear-secolul-xviii-cu-elemente-sportive/_ale1177/

Great news for all you fashionistas out there in IsACland, as we bear witness to what will surely come to be regarded as one of the greatest comebacks in history!

After centuries in fashion wilderness, 2020 is the year that the codpiece is once again deemed to be an indispensable accessory by the world of haute couture.

Gentleman, don’t dare be seen out in public without yours, or you risk being subjected to the disdain and ridicule of hipsters everywhere…

Nominated by: Ron Knee

University of Chicago

A brainwashed, politically correct, indoctrinational cunting for the once great academic institution that was the University of Chicago.

In it’s short 130 year history the University of Chicago has made a name for itself as one of the premier academic institutions in the world. Consistently rated among the world’s top 10 schools, it’s list of accomplished graduates make up a “who’s who” in politics, science, economics, medicine, law and just about every field of human endeavor you can imagine.

But that was then. Now, the inmates who are running this asylum have announced that if you want to do graduate studies in their English Department you MUST be:

“…interested in working in and with black studies.”

No Shakespeare, no Chaucer, no Dickens, no Shelley. No Twain, no Melville, no Steinbeck, no Fenimore-Cooper. Forget about travelling with Gulliver, exploring with Quartermain or the trials and tribulations of Lord Jim. The Department has said that English has a:

“a long history of providing aesthetic rationalizations for colonization, exploitation, extractions and anti-blackness.”

So in essence they are saying, that the very nature of our being and heritage, (i.e. our language and literature) is racist.

Well I say; Fuck you, you miserable, revisionist, virtue signalling, brain washing cunts!

Your politically correct, virtue signalling bullshit won’t save your faux academic asses in the “Brave New World” to come. When D’Nigglius Washington and Lagroidian Thomas usher in their “Utopia” and the BLM cunts come to burn your ass down, what are you going to say when the flames are tickling your ass.

Yu be a bett’r man den I Schvarte’ Jones.

Pointy headed, ivory tower cunts!

Read the story here:

http://foxnews.com/us/university-chicago-english-department-grad-applicants-accepted-only-black-studies

Nominated by: General Cuntster (Deceased)

Nazi UK Police

This is an unusual one, cunting our own Police – but badly needed. These piss wet clowns decided to politicise themselves by “taking a knee” before marxist BLM rioters, looters, thugs and arsonists began their never ending orgy of destruction, the Same with Antifa and the world witnessed the humiliation of serving Police Officers running away from rioters and apologising to these scum as the Police got a good kicking. (Or “pushed” as the marxist BBC described it).

Refusing to do anything about thousands of muslim filth completely ignoring lockdown and social distancing rules that whitey has to follow or be arrested and fined.
Refusing to do anything about thousands of snowflake shit at illegal raves and hundreds more at illegal house parties.

The same Police who appear not to see hundreds of illegal immigrants coming to the UK in their floating rapemobiles but do not think twice about attacking, assaulting and hospitalising a white protester and military veteran engaged in his legal and constitutional right to make his voice heard.
The same Police who arrest, assault and fabricate charges when white Men LEGALLY, IN A PUBLIC PLACE film this invasion of filth.

The same Police who recently dived in mob handed and brutal to beat seven shades of shit out of white lockdown protesters exercising their LEGAL RIGHT to protest and caused a number of serious injuries to the very people they are supposed to “protect and serve”.

These fuckwits and their carpet munching bosses should realise that public support, trust and cooperation with this force of plastic SS Officers has gone and will never likely return – you have shown whose side you are on – anyone’s but whitey, you have chosen to racially discriminate against white people in their own Country and we will not forget, ever – this is a turning point.

I have decided on a policy of non cooperation with the bully boy racist pigs, not just now but for the rest of time – they are traitors to the British people and the worst kind of Quisling vermin. It would be wise if they gave me a very, very wide berth from now on.
So, in closing – FUCK THE POLICE!

Nominated by: Vernon Fox

Gordon “Small Portion” Ramsay (3)

Popeye lookalike and cook Gordon Ramsey is charging £56 for sunday roast dinner, the thieving cunt and its tiny.

I take a sunday roast dinner serious.Almost a religious sacrament. And happily pay what it costs, but the cunt served me this meagre stingy portion id hit the roof

“Why have I got Karen Carpenters fuckin dinner?”

He’s also doing a Bobby Sands steak and chips for £23, you could fit it on a slice of bread, the robbing fucker!!

Now I know he needs money for hair transplants and fillers in his craggy face, and all those celebs and posh cunts in London he feeds are Bulimic and are straight in the bogs honking it up, but what about if a real person goes in peckish?

He’s no cook, where did he learn to cook? Tenko?

I’d leave hungrier than I went in.

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt

(More info – DA https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/gordon-ramsay-ridiculed-over-56-18971599 )

Barbados Wants Independence – When It Suits!

Let’s not beat around the bush with this cunting, I believe these ungrateful cunts in Barbados have finally shown their hatred for “da whitey” by saying that Barbados should become a republic after being an independent commonwealth state since 1966.

Aparantly they think the head of state should be from Barbados, or in plain language a “blek”. Of course I have no problem with this because when they wail after a hurricane, “ma shack gan with da breeze honkey mastas” we can say it’s your fucking problem. I won’t be dipping my hands into my pockets for people who want their “own kind” to be in charge but want “da muthfaland” to pay for it.

In the words of the padre from Blazing Saddles, “son your on ya own”, fuck em all, ungrateful cunts!!!!

P.S – Black people aren’t even native to the Caribbean so technically they’re as foreign as whitey!!!

Nominated by: Captain Ian Douglas Van Der Byl Quimson

( Very short-term memories from those cunts, They should remember this – DA)

https://www.itv.com/news/2017-09-17/extraordinary-british-troops-praised-for-hurricane-irma-relief-effort