I just want to cunt the forthcoming clock changes.

This bollocks wasn’t too bad when I was younger, but now it fucks me up big time.

What is the point or benefit in carrying on with this nonsense in a 24 hour world? (Covid restrictions excepted of course)

The EU have decided that in 2021, that member states have to decide once and for all which time zone they want to permanently adopt. Daylight saving in March or normal time in October. It’s probably the only thing i’ve ever agreed with the cunts on.

I don’t give a toss which is chosen for the UK, but for fuck sake just leave it one way or t’other for good.

Nominated by: BendyDick CùmInYaSnatch

(At time of writing (24/10/20) don’t forget to put your clocks back tonight. (I don’t think this applies to our friends in the States however. 1st November possibly). This means an extra hour in bed with your favourite blow-up doll or greased up left hand thinking of a 3-way with Flabbott & Butler- DA)

Here we go again. Another political load of bollocks from the lazy, lefty teachers.

‘The UK’s biggest teachers’ union has backed calls for a ‘circuit breaker’ lockdown and has said it would support an extended two week half term in order for the measures to be properly implemented.’

These useless cunts have mostly done fuck all since March. Now they want to extend their fuck all some more. Rather than indoctrinating children they prefer to sit at home watching loose women. It must have been a close call.

Lets see – teach kids that LBGTxyz is normal and Tories are evil or sit on our fucking arses some more?

A tough call.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

(Perhaps they should be rebranded “National Indoctrination Union” – DA)

This little scrub (on the right in pic – DA) is the manager of a restaurant called Wee Mexico in Dundee outside which he recently left this sign:

“Please do not enter if you have symptoms of Covid-19, racism, homophobia or transphobia.”

He says he want’s to ban prejudiced people from the restaurant. “A while back some customers complained they were being harassed based on the way they looked and we had to kick the perpetrators out” said the tattooed, goatee’d, emaciated bigot.

Hmm. It’s not acceptable for a cake shop to refuse making a cake for a couple of twinkletoes but apparently it’s alright to refuse entry if your politics don’t align with these intolerant mooks.

“I am a privileged white male but this does happen, especially in the hospitality industry.” Psh.

Nonetheless this begs the question: against whom DOESN’T the sign discriminate? Presumably you can enter if you’re a murderer, a child-groomer, a rapist, someone who tortures animals, a drug-dealer, a terrorist, a Communist, Irish, or a religious nutter looking to decapitate somebody.

Careful you don’t turn away too many customers or… ? Puff! Your business will have disappeared up its arse.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

(Calling a restaurant “Wee Mexico” is surely racist and a candidate for cultural appropriation? – DA)

Onward Christian Soldiers, of a leftish bent (or just bent full stop) – a few Hail Mary’s as we nibble a cracker and drink the communion wine, as a tribute to the shit stirring motherfucker Jason (or is it Justin?, anyway a poofy ladies hairdresser name) Welby and his four helpers. Poor old Welby still hasn’t got over Brexit, and he and his bumchums have treated us to a lecture on morals:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8853329/Boris-Johnson-set-war-UKs-five-Church-leaders-Brexit.html

The Archbishop of Canterbury would be a great addition to the Labour “family”, in fact he might be even more “pure” than Dame Kweer. I can just see old Welby grinning from ear to ear as he minced round the stage at the next Conference with an audience leading the singing of The Red Flag. Yet another filthy rich cunt patronising the proles.

It is a pity Welby and friends don’t keep their noses out of politics, but they must bring untold joys to The New European, who will doubtless use this intervention to justify their crusade.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

..and seconded by: Another Cunting Mess

The ArchGodbotherer of Cunterbury and his fellow Archbishcunts and Bishcunts shitting in the House of Cunts.

What the fuck? How dare these unelected, self obsessed, k*ddie f*ddlers lecture the Government and by inference, We the people, about Brexit and morality.

These cunts must have an opinion and stance on everything. They are usually dressing well to the left and with a hint of woke BLM of course.

Just fuck off the lot of you. Stick to subjects you know about like Bible classes, preparing sermons, Sunday Schools and talking a load of bollocks.

The Cunt would be “British based”,wouldn’t he?….

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8851689/Anger-writer-condemns-brutal-police-murder-Islamist-terrorist-beheaded-French-teacher.html

A product of Durham University and another who sees nothing wrong in some fanatic decapitating anyone who offends his religious sensibilities…indeed,is more concerned about the fanatic getting shot.
What the fuck is such a type doing here? Why doesn’t he take his outrage at the brutal slaying of some murderous fanatic and just Fuck Off back to where he came from?

Good for the French Police…I hope that our “Force” will adopt the same robust response…but somehow I doubt it.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler