Keith Richards is a cunt.

Apart from being the most overrated guitarist in history and his smack habits almost ruining the Stones, Keef is another cunt championing Black Lives Matter. When asked about the BLM circus, the human skeleton said the following:

‘It’s about bloody time. I mean, in this country [the U.S.], things are coming to a head. That’s the way it is. You got to deal with it. It’s difficult for me to talk about it, because I am not an American. I live here, I am in heart and soul, I am one of you, but I can’t interfere. I’m like Putin, I refuse to interfere in your electoral process.’

That’s all very well. But Richards and his rock star ilk don’t have to live with gangs and criminals on their doorstep. His pregnant wife wasn’t threatened at gunpoint by Saint Chicken Floyd George or someone else just like him like that poor woman was. And any word for the people (including a black police officer) who have been murdered in the name of Black Lives Matter? No, didn’t think so.

And he’s never got over Brian Jones being better looking and more talented.

Nominated by: Norman

Witches are cunts, aren’t they.

‘Double double toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble‘

It’s difficult enough being president, fighting impeachment, having ‘Big Tech’ censor the opposition but allowing rumours thrown at you, whilst simultaneously battling for re-election. Trump now has to face a new foe: Witches.

No, this isnt a Harry Potter gag or a Halloween jest. Witches who oppose President Trump are planning to cast a “binding spell” on his administration. This is nothing new. Witches have been trying to cast spells against Trump since his inauguration in 2017. This one was on 25th October.

It’s the 21st century. Psh. Witches.

People who pretend to be witches think they look sexy like that ‘Bewitched’ blonde from the 1960s or those ones Jack Nicholson ploughed in Eastwick in the 80s, though in reality they resemble the Wizard of Oz green-faced one, the warty Disney ones, Hazel McSturgeon from Rentaghost, or Theresa May.

Incidentally, The Witches is an imaginative Roald Dahl book that was made into a film in the 90s and has now been re-made with a more “diverse cast” as well as that irritating, grinning, one-trick pony Anne Hathaway cunt.

Fuck people who think they’re witches. Just because you have long hair, live alone with seven teeth and six cats, cackle insanely, don’t bathe, and like purple, it doesn’t mean you’re mystical; it means you’re an ugly, unkempt cunt.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

Don’t usually suggest a nom but im going to!

Barack Obama

I’m getting fed up of this prick to the back teeth ^always kissing bidens arse and knocking the DONALD.

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH THESE HAS BEENS IN UK OR AMERICA WHO HAD THEIR TIME AND FUCKED IT UP!

FUCKING ANNOYING OVER OPINIONATED TWATS.

Nominated by: Anne frank 

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum – a well deserved cunting for a septet of “asylum seekers” who were so full of self entitlement that to boost their claim – there doubtless criminal claim – to asylum they went mob handed with guns and locking the crew up, and threatening them with violence. Luckily their fucking tricks were ended by a brave group of special officers and they have been handed over to Hampshire Police, who, even now are probably giving them Bovril and sympathy:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-54687379

How on earth can scum like this be allowed to remain in this country? (though I suspect they will) – if they get away with this behaviour there will be numerous copycat attacks. Think of the rubber boat bastards who even in lateOctober are invading this country, Scot free (the past week has been a record)

Being at sea in late autumn waters is no picnic, these men should be able to go about their work without violent motherfuckers like these “stowaways”, however romantic and sad it will seem to the woke cunts who will doubtless plead with the authorities to let the “plucky” little bleeders stay. They should have been dumped in Davy Jones locker, that would have taught them, and sent a severe warning to any other swine hoping to emulate them.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

..and seconded by: Ron Knee 

A walk the plank cunting for the latest batch of gimmegrants to arrive on Blighty’s overcrowded shore.

Oil tanker ‘Nave Andromeda’ left Nigeria on 6th October bound for the UK. At about 9am on the 25th, the captain issued a ‘mayday’ alert, saying that seven ‘asylum seekers’ had been discovered, and were threatening the crew.

The good news is that after a standoff of some hours, the SBS was despatched, and the wannabe pirates were subdued in short order. The bad news is that the cunts are now enjoying board and lodging, and medical attention no doubt, courtesy of Joe and Jane Taxpayer. Any possible attempts to send them back where they came from will now be frustrated at every attempt by fat cat, ambulance chasing lawyers.

Pity the SBS didn’t just throw the cunts overboard and have done with it. Oh, and the ship was at sea for about three weeks. Isn’t it all a bit of a coincidence that the stowaways only seem to have been discovered, and the alarm raised, once the ship was well into UK waters? Yeah, right.

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The only surprise is that the Chinky Flu report has taken so long to be presented to us. The BBC claims that ‘Covid has thrived on racial discrimination ‘. To be fair the the BBC they do mention the views of more informed persons but the review chair by this woman who has managed to become one of the great and the good despite being neither bangs on about ‘structural racism’. Well, as no one has explained to us what structural racism actually is let alone provided examples I shall take this report as a load of politically motivated bollocks.

Nominated by: Guzziguy 

Supported by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

In support of Guzziguy.

Renowned epidemiologist and virologist Doreen Lawrence has come up with this:-

‘Covid-19 has “thrived” among black, Asian and ethnic minority (BAME) communities because of structural race discrimination, a Labour report says.
Its author, Baroness Lawrence, said these groups were “over-exposed” and faced “barriers” to healthcare.’

What a fucking surprise. It is our fault.
Crowded conditions? Why havent we given them large houses in the Home Counties?
Barrier to healthcare? Of course, the NHS turns kaffirs and -peacefuls away from hospitals and surgeries. We also insist they live on a diet of fried shit.
I expect mosques are too small for social distancing due to the racism of the planning laws.

This woman comes from Jamaica. Perhaps she should do another unbiased, scientific report on the paradises of equality in Africa, Asia, Middle East, Caribbean etc. Just to give this horseshit a bit of context

..and again by: Paul Maskinback

A trifecta cunting for “Gibs muh dat” Doreen Lawrence bleating on that Covid 19 has thrived in the UK on “structural racism n sheet”.

According to this race-baiting shitmonger, BAME groups are over-exposed and face barriers to healthcare. Sadly, no-one in the Tories will have the cojones to call her out and explain the source of her conclusions, which are clearly bollocks. I do not recall security on hospital entrances turning away folk for healthcare as they are the wrong shade on the RAL chart.

Lawrence has also urged that ministers must suspend the “no recourse to public funds” rule,which prevents some migrants accessing state assistance, and give support to any person struggling to self-isolate at home. More shaking of those magical money trees.

She waffles on that in the longer term, the government should remove barriers to accessing health services and information, collect comprehensive data on ethnicity and reform the immigration system. Her review effectively recommended that we do not try and dissuade every fucking piece of third world detritus to pilot a rubber dinghy to arrive in the land of the promised.

Supported 100% by Dame Kweer, this may be a step too far. In one deft move this cunt has effectively accused 94% of the UK of da raciss bees n sheet.

Doreen Lawrence, just fuck off. Continue to stroke your ermine robe and collect your £300 a day expenses for fuck all. You cunt

….and another. This time from elcuntio 

Dame Doreen Lawrence is a white hating cunt.

Asked by none other than the fucking loony Labour party to commission a report in to elevated BAME (I really fucking hate that term) deaths related to covid-19. Her report, apparently, alluded to structural racism being the reason why more dark skinned fellows fell foul of the kung flu than honky white boys. Apparently blacks and minorites are over represented in public facing job roles, increasing their exposure to the virus. You really can’t win with fuckers like this, if all public facing jobs were worked by white people, she’d be kicking up a stink saying it was racist that no blacks were employed, but then actively encourage employers to take on more ethnics and suddenly it’s racist because now they’re put in harm’s way. Fuck right off love.

She also says that minorites are more likely to live in overcrowded housing. Surely that is the responsibility of the people who live in said households? Nobody is forcing them to have 12 kids. What is the government supposed to do? Give them an extra house for free I suppose…..

I wish I knew what it was like to be so fucking delusional. What really fucks me off though is that she’s untouchable, because she’s a dame, from that fucking house of piss sodden, old fuckers. Can’t be voted out, and just sits in that ivory tower judging us all.

I’ve had enough you racist old cunt. Fuck off.

..and although not directly related, it does cover the same kind of area. Thanks to Black biscuit 

Structural Racism

A carefully non aggressive cunting for “structural racism”. This appears to be of massive importance to many, though I have yet to discover one single incident that illustrates this phenomenon anywhere in this universe. What I have discovered is pages and pages of vacuous unprovable waffle about a “subject” without any substance. Pages of internet searches feeding me reams and reams of basically libtard waffle.

People are making a mint out of producing reports etc about something they cannot prove exists. Sounding a bit familiar eh?. Even Baroness Lawrence jumped on the bandwagon when Queer Stammer asked her to chair a report about the invisible curse of ethnic denial via structured racism. Shit. I am so sick of this shit.
Never take a knee and fuck off (and your fucking bike)