Dead Pool [186]

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Congratuulations to the Duke of Cuntshire who correctly predicted Chuck Yeagar the first test pilot to break the speed of sound would be the next to pass away at the ripe age of 97.

On to Deadpool 186:

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

My picks (Shaun)

Rush Limbaugh
Gerd Müller
Dai Davies
Floyd Little
Larry King

My Picks (GTC):

Larry King
Tom Smith (rugby)
Dai Davies
Slick Woods
Dick Van Dyke

(Seems our admins are so keen they called it twice!)

Piers Morgan (11)

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Yes, it’s that gobby flabby wanker again. I suppose you could cunt this bellend daily, so what is today’s reason?

He’s been having a pop at celebrities that flout Covid rules regarding the gathering of people, including Lawrence Fox for having dinner with friends, and pop slapper Rita Ora for having a birthday bash in some boozer.

Now, I imagine there are those hysterical fuckers who will agree with him for jumping on the poor worn out beast that is his high horse, and maybe they are right.

However, Morgan tweeted recently how proud he was of his son attending a BLM rally in London, where social distancing was nowhere to be seen.

Fat hypocrite wannabe shock jock cunt.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/piers-morgan-proud-son-attending-22140546

Nicola Sturgeon (23)

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Here we go again – Wee Krankie, Nicola Sturgeon.

Have just listened to her being interviewed and must admit she is the most reasonable sounding deranged loon I have ever come across.

Scottish covid deaths and a far worse record than England – nae bother even though she waited at every turn to see what England would do and was entirely responsible for measures taken.

Independence – Och Eye the noo. Thriving jock economy. No mention of currency or what the thriving jock economy actually is.

Scotland joining EU. – Och Eye the noo. Nae bother and see you by the way, there will be no harrrd border with England, their biggest market. So there wont be all the fucking posturing as with the Irish borrrrder then? Nae bother, by the way.

The Scottish people must hae their democratic right tae determine their status. (Again. After a once in a generation vote)

The fucking jocks deserve this demented harridan. The sooner they fuck off to the sunny uplands of the EU the better. They can all go au pairing in Bulgaria.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

People of Colour TV

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Really confused as to which country I’m actually living in lately.

I had a message on my so-called ‘Smart’ TV the other week to re-scan it to get the latest channels.

I duly did this and whether by some sort of coincidence or otherwise, since then it appears that just about almost every single presenter, newsreader or advert participant is a ‘person of colour’!!

WTF is going on in this world of ours?

Nominated by: knobrot 

Andre Villas-Boas

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Andre Villas-Boas is a cunt.

Marseille manager and Chelsea failure Andre Villas-Boas has said FIFA should retire the No 10 jersey from all clubs in honour of Diego Maradona.

Following Marseille’s 2-0 defeat to Porto in the Champions League, Villas-Boas said: “Maradona, yes it is tough news, I would like FIFA to retire the No. 10 shirt in all competitions, for all teams.

“It would be the best homage we could do for him. He is an incredible loss for the world of football.”

Pele wore the Number 10 shirt long before that slut screwing pill popping cheating fat Argie gremlin. And so did the King, Denis Law. And neither of them had to cheat to win a football match. So Andre Villas Bollocks can stick his virtue signalling and DIego licking up his greasy arse.

Nominated by: Norman