Celebs on the Farm, Celebs Dating, Celebs Gogglebox.

Any tv programme with the word ‘celeb’ in it is a guarantee of low-brow, low-quality, lowest common denominator cuntery.

My lovely wife joined me in bed one night (normally cause for celebration) but then announced that she wanted to watch one of these horror shows. I just couldn’t bring myself to agree upon which she unleashed a torrent of abuse in my direction. The gist of which is that I gather that I am selfish.

I simply can not abide these utterly moronic side shows. The trailers are more than I can bear. In one for the farming fiasco a gay talks about sucking off a farmer which everyone finds hilarious. To me it is sickening. Thus I am a homophobe too. Not so, I just don’t like vulgarity.

Gay men are fine by me but do they really enjoy being represented by effemes like Alan Carr or Rylan Clark?

Every ‘reality’ show you could think of has been done to death by celebs; untalented non-entities, mostly with estuary English accents and limited vocabularies, vain, thick and annoying. Neither entertaining nor even vaguely amusing. Just show offs taking the easy money route to eventual ignominy.

I do however have some suitable suggestions for celeb shows:

Celebs Jump off a Cliff

Celebs get up my Nose

Celebs go to Syria

Celeb Bakeup (one for Uncle Terry there)

Celebs Fuck Off and are Never Seen Again

Celeb Archery (with celebs pinned to the targets)

Pointless Celebrities (not a show just a statement)

Nominated by: Lotd Helpuss

.. and supported by: Mark 

Celebs (Cunts) on the Farm.

Although I never watch this, just the advert alone was bad enough to boil my piss. Just who the fuck do these cunts think they are? Kerry Katona???? Why are people still giving this loud mouthed, slut a fucking platform? Who are the cunts that actually watch this shit? These so called ‘Celebs’ along with their avid followers need to be pushed in a slurry pond and left at that.

I know that it’s a woman’s right to do what she wants with her body and that’s fine but why the fuck would you choose to have a huge silence of the lambs style moth tattoo above your lady garden.

I see it as a being a bit like those markings in the animal kingdom that warn other animals to keep the hell away. Like the markings on a poison dart frog or a venomous snake.
It’ll look even worse when you’ve birthed a few bairns.

Admin be careful when you search for a suitable picture for this one. I don’t want you to end up in therapy because of it.

(Yep, fair warning Harold. Unfortunately I saw some things I can’t unsee. Not good. – NA)

Nominated by: Harold Steptoe

Emergency cunting.

Coca Cola are complete and utter cunts.

Coca Cola is forcing employees to complete online training telling them to “try to be less white.” Seriously, they really are doing this.

These pictures are from an internal whistleblower and I for one will now permanently boycott their overpriced teeth rotting kidney damaging fizzy dishwater.

So alongside Sainsburys,and the BBC, ‘The Real Thing’ can fuck off with their dreams of apartheid. They can shove it up their racist arses.

https://twitter.com/DrKarlynB/status/1362774562769879044

Nominated by: Norman 

I remember investigative journalism – Paul Foot, John Pilger, Roger Cook etc.

People prepared to put their head above the parapet to get to the truth, sometimes what they covered and exposed was ridiculous, and sometimes it was horrifying – “The Killing Fields” still chills me to the bone even now.

But now we no longer have journalists, we no longer have an honest, balanced, accurate and impartial media, what we have now just repeatedly trot out the same propaganda and lies that the communist mouthpieces such as TASS and Pravda would broadcast, along with some oh so vital gossip about what vacuous non entities have been doing on their hols, LOLS.

Journalism and the media NEED the right to dissent from popular held perceptions, and any that dare (Avi Yemini and Tommy Robinson for example) are demonised, defunded, ridiculed, threatened, hated, victimised and shut down by a system and a mindset determined to smash freedom of speech and, indeed, freedom itself.

This is wrong, and leading us down a very dark path.

This is WRONG.

A dangerous precedent.

Nominated by: Vernon Fox

URGENT CUNTING OF THE BRITISH REGIME

The High Court rules Government acted unlawfully by failing to publish details of Covid-related contracts.

We all know just how much of our money the present regime led by one daft bastard called Johnson and equally charming fuckwit Matty Nocock because they tell us, every fucking day. As we also thought lots of this money was going to their slimeball mates. Well the Good Law Project took on these might loons and a Judge has found that the regime acted UNLAWFULLY

“The High Court has ruled “The Secretary of State acted unlawfully by failing to comply with the Transparency Policy” and that “there is now no dispute that, in a substantial number of cases, the Secretary of State breached his legal obligation to publish Contract Award Notices within 30 days of the award of contracts.” We have won the judicial review we brought alongside Debbie Abrahams MP, Caroline Lucas MP, and Layla Moran MP.”

I doubt anything will change as we no longer live in a democracy and the regime does not want to be held to account for anything. However, amidst their own crisis of a so called ‘global pandemic’ these creatures have been found out for the lying, cheating cunts that they are – they won’t like it ‘up ’em’ so let’s get cunting

https://goodlawproject.org/update/the-judgment-is-in/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=social%20media&utm_campaign=uc%20win%20tw%201902

Nominated by: Lana Del Cunt 

and additional link supplied by Cuntologist

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/matt-hancock-acted-unlawfully-failing-23532021