First I heard we were having one was on the BBC News at 10 tonight. Of course they were interviewing an LGBTQI++ couple saying how great a gay census is. It is also online. I asked Mrs Pillar how you are informed to fill in the online form. She said you get an email. What? Does the government have an email address for everyone in the UK? Including people over 75 that don’t have a computer?
The Welsh and Northern Ireland are doing it at the same time as England. It is devolved so viewers in Scotland won’t do it until next year – well that’s really handy for a single nation isn’t it?
It used to be that you could get a fine if you didn’t fill the fucker in. It is now all online and biased towards LGBT, immos, assorted Eurotrash and other cunts. How are they going to get responses from everyone?
I remember my dad getting really worried about filling in something trivial about 1986 like, “We could get fined if we don’t tell them how much spaghetti we eat”. Fucking Tesco’s and Amazon know more about me than the fucking government know by taking a census. Fucking cheeky poke nosed bastards.
Take your out of date census and shove it up your arse you cunts.
Nominated by: Anton Pillar
I remember on the census when they said you couldn’t say you were a Jedi or something…now you can be a cross dressing, no sex, half fish cunt from Mars and if anyone disagree plod will beat them up double quick if they can find time between eating junk food and arresting grannies for coming out of their own front door.
The Census administrators are cunts.
My 96 year old Mother received a one pager with a code to complete it online. I got a massive paper form. She doesn’t have a computer. I work from one all day, everyday.
I thought these cunts know everything about us.
You should have her her shaving off about these cunts – a wartime nurse, retiring as a hospital matron she would have frightened Hattie Jacques. If a Census monkey knocks on her door, God help them.
As fellow cunters have pointed out, it’s the illegals they won’t catch
Last time I did one I put Northern Soul as my religion.