I’m not sure who I am cunting here as there seem to be several cunts involved in the recent adverts for Walkers Max KFC-flavoured crisps. Are Walkers Crisps cunts? Is Gary Lineker a cunt? Definitely, yes. Are advertising agencies and casting agencies cunts? How about people who take offence at anything – are they cunts? Ohhhh yessss! So let’s have a finger-lickin’ cunting for all of the aforementioned.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/02/28/gary-lineker-race-row-fried-chicken-walkers-advert/?li_source=LI&li_medium=liftigniter-rhr&onwardjourney=tgt-156–variation

Anyways, it seems that some people are pissed off because the Walkers KFC-flavoured crisps adverts feature BAME people eating fried chicken. We can have BAME actors taking roles in Bridgerton and we can have BAME actors in Shakespeare plays, despite the presence of BAMEs in these situations being historically inaccurate. Our adverts are so full of BAME people and mixed-race relationships that foreigners must think they have landed in the colonies of the British Empire rather than the Mother Country itself. But black people eating fried chicken? Oh no, we can’t have that because that is racist.

Anyway, this is a great opportunity for ISAC contributors to use that wonderful word ‘chiggun’ and discuss the dietary habits of the Flabbopotamus.

Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt

HM Coastguard service needs a finger wagging at….

They have issued advice about the dangers of camping close to a cliff edge, to a family camping right on a cliff edge, a cliff edge that has had previous subsidence problems, I may add.

The family concerned, a man 30, women 27 and child (age not given) have now been given a fine by plod for breaching lockdown rules too, for
travelling a fair distance to go camping on this cliff edge in the first place.

Why am I finger wagging in the general direction of HM Coastguard you ask? Well firstly, take a look at the pictures of this tent and its actual position on the cliff edge! Then secondly, because they should have left this stupid fucking family there and let nature take its course. Sounds harsh? Because of the child? Well yes but the cynical side of me thinks the poor child growing up with such halfwitted parents probably doesn’t stand much of a chance anyway.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-56239268

If plod used their imagination there are probably some sort of child endangerment charges they could use to give these clueless ‘parents’ a dose of suck on that too, for good measure as well! However the cynical side of me doubts they’ll bother, probably too much paperwork,

Fuck off!

Nominated by: TheBestRevengeIsLivingWell

A back to 2009 cunting please as Granny Angie re-awakens memories-of the 2009 expenses swindling as she claims a pair of expensive earpieces on “expenses”:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14191884/labour-angela-rayner-apple-airpods-expenses/

I do understand Labour ia desperate for money, but might I suggest they go about it in an honest way and sell some of their gear on Antiques Roadshow?

Emily Thornberry might interest their furniture expert in her large rococo chest, Kate Dykie Green might interest the bibliophile in her collection of 19th century lesbian pornography, and the porcelain expert could examine AnalEase Dodds pair of miniature cracked antique jugs. As a special treat Anthony Blair could show the ceramics expert the original 1970s porcelain urinal where the police arrested Charles Lynton for an act of gross indecency (allegedly). I am sure he would get a few offers – from Lord Adonis, Ben Bradshaw and Chris Bryant.

As for Angie, she could sell off on Gumtree her supply of pregnancy testing kits. Every little helps!

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

….and seconded by Just a bloke

Angela Rayner is a CUNT. So the MP and deputy leader of Labour decided she needed some Apple Air Pods as they were essential to her role as an MP. This means that you and I pay them via her expenses.
As one pair wasn’t enough she ( you ) bought another pair. Don’t look on the BBC for this story the cunts must have missed it.

Rayner you are a Cunt.

Tolerance is a cunt, isn’t it.

The privately-owned Camp Boomerang RV Park and Campground in Michigan was set up for homosexual men to go camping and, despite not yet open, is already rubbing people up the wrong way.

The campground has reportedly said they’ll check IDs and ensure everyone who comes in has been identified on their licence as a male. The owners also said all visitors must have “male genitalia.”

Oh-ohh. Guess who was offended?

Yes, the Trans and Trans-supporting crowd, who believe biological women – who obviously don’t have male genitalia – can also be men, and should therefore be allowed into any park that caters for batties. Perhaps the gaylords don’t want ‘tents being rected or pitched” in their ‘backyard.’

The owner has claimed that as a private business, he can make the rules.

Hang on. That bakery shop which refused to make a homö cake was a “private business” but couldn’t make their own rules when the sphincter-gerbils lost their shit a few years ago . Mind you, it worked for that woke café in Dundee last year that banned, “racism, homophobia or transphobia.” Psh.

Seconds out….
In the ring….
Pansies v. Trannies

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

https://www.metroweekly.com/2021/02/gay-rv-park-and-campground-bans-transgender-men-to-build-a-like-minded-atmosphere/

People who use the term “gammon”.

You know the type: leftie liberal lunatics (Owen Jones loves it) and hypocritical BLM fuckwits who think anything and everything is racist, yet using a pejorative term against a person’s skin colour is somehow fine!

Also favoured by religion-of-peace cunts, part of their weird obsession with pigs and pig meat being evil but pedophilia being okay. In fact, this term has just been used against my good self by confirmed cunt Faima Bakar, the jihadi “journo” (recently sacked by The Metro) who thinks islamic pedophilia is “no problem”.

I am waiting for her to confirm my response: “if it’s okay for you to call me “gammon” because my skin tone reminds you of pig meat then it must be okay for me to call you “pig-shit” right?”

P.S. – Her comment is on twitter, none of her jihadi cunt support-group commented on her use of a childish racist insult, but when you consider that this roll-call of uber-cunts includes Asim Qureshi the leader of CAGE jihadi support group and propaganda unit whom aforementioned cunt Bakar has been giving free publicity to in her shitty racist jihadi column, then I suppose that’s hardly surprising.

Nominated by: Seanie