I don’t wish for this nom to be a sweeping generalisation, but it hacks me off that in terms of the vaccine jab priority list it would seem the unhealthy cunts among us will get the jab before those who take some form of responsibility for their health!

I know of a couple of people just up the road from us, who are fat irresponsible cunts and are constantly ringing up their local health clinic demanding to know when they will get their jabs, stating that they are in poor health, and are now in the next official priority group to have the jab!

Both of them are long-term smokers, and are forever buying packs of beer more or less every week (Regular Asda home deliveries and the noise of empty tins being tipped into their overflowing recycle bin). And they often moan to us about having to queue at the local Maccy D’s or KFCs for their late night dinners.

Admittedly they both work – not sure what they do – and they don’t have kids. But they’re both obese, are asthmatic, one has diabetes Type 1, and the other Type 2. She also has arthritis in her ankles and knees.

But because of all this they seem to think they are a priority because “Our health is at stake!” they moan on Fuckbook.

Just like most things in life: if you’re a model citizen, pay your taxes, stay out of trouble, don’t overstretch yourself financially, and look after your health and believe in all things in moderation, then you’re a fucking fool because you’re at the bottom of the entitled food chain.

Nominated by: Technocunt

Courtesy Labour List – the gift that keeps on giving – a Red Wall cunting please for former Labour M.P. Dr Paul Williams, who got slung out of Parliament in 2019, for being anti-Brexit, and trying to frustrate the Brexit process by advocating a 2nd (no doubt rigged) referendum.

Hartlepool needs a new MP since the previous incumbent resigned on Monday – two days later and Williams was crowned the candidate on a massive shorttlist – of ONE – inflited on them by Dame Keir’s arselikers at head office:

https://labourlist.org/2021/03/doctor-williams-or-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love-nec-impositions/

Needless to say the faithful are delighted.

Say Hartlepool and you automatically think of one name – pantomime Dame Peter Mandelson. Enough said – the constituency obviously embrace Commie sleaze.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Saint Marcus Rashford is onto his next attention seeking project, now the gobshite cunt is demanding that all men protect women, I seriously think this pleb is going to be the next fucking Ghandi, its going to be one humanitarian cause after another Lilly mong style….

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

and seconded by: Cuntfinder General

I second this cunting. Do what your paid for Rash-thoughts: stick that fucking ball in the back of the oppositions net.
Stupid boy.

https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/12/marcus-rashford-says-men-have-a-role-to-play-to-make-women-feel-safe-14235284/

(BST starts today, which means clocks went forward as of 2am this morning (UK only) – DA)

A further Cunting is in order for arrogant BBC lesbo gobshite Naga Munchetty.

Munchetty is no stranger to these esteemed pages. But she’s outdone herself now by sneering at the British flag and portrait of the Queen displayed in Robert Jenrick’s office, whom she was interviewing at the time. Not content with this she went on soshul meedja and liked a series of sniping tweets on the interview.

I am sick and tired of paying a license fee to subsidise cunts like Munchetty. If she doesn’t like our flag or queen she should get out. I hear Iranian tv is looking for people of her calibre.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/bbc-apology-naga-munchetty-jenrick-b1819384.html
(Link provided by the charming and eloquent Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

If you want to make your street look like a low class shit slum then just pull your fucking car on to the grass. After a few times and a couple rains, the ruts and bare dirt where nice greenery once was will look like a scene from a World War 1 movie.

This is a cunt move that scars the entire neighborhood and makes the property value suffer. If you don’t have enough pavement to park then use the street. A few extra steps would do you some good you lard-assed fuck.

I hope you lose traction and get stuck and bury your fucking tires so your oil pan is sitting on the ground.

There is a certain kind of human trash who does this to their yard and the look of the street. I see this shit and mutter, “Cunt. Ugh.” as I pass by.

Maybe if you cleaned out the collection of clutter in your garage you would have room to use it for it’s intended purpose.

Oh, and don’t level up and put old lumber in the ruts when they get too deep.

Don’t be that yard-trenching cunt. Take care of your shit and keep it nice. Cunt.

Nominated by: Meat Curtains