Graham Nash is a cunt.
The least talented of CSNY, but the most up himself out of them. His constant anti-Trump whining is beyond a piss take. The twat isn’t even American, yet he yaks on and on about how ‘bad’ Big Don is and how Trump has killed free speech. Doesn’t give a fuck about what’s happening in his native Manchester though, eh? Lectures on the (ex) US President from a millionaire rock relic from Salford? Hilarious.

Then there’s the staggering self importance. This cunt seemingly genuinely believes that he changed the world. Changed the world with several twee hippy songs that were average at best. He still thinks that people listen to him and/or CSNY because they have a ‘message’ for the world. It was an absurd enough idea in the 60s and 70s, but it’s even more daft that he still believes it. A bunch of feuding, coke guzzling ancient egomaniacs who shared the same hippy slappers are not the sort of people I look to for inspiration or wise words. The fact that they are still scrapping over petty squabbles and their latest tarts shows they haven’t changed a bit and how ridiculous they still are. Pushing 80 and still leaving their wives for hippychick trollops and fighting over it? Real peace and love that, eh? Never trust a hippy.

Nominated by: Norman

Cultural appropriation of the white man’s things

The Wikipedia definition seems to be something like “A dominant culture appropriating items from a minority culture”.

You know, honkies wearing dreadlocks, honkies wearing sombreros etc.

Actually, it only seems to be a problem when the honky man does it, I seem to notice.

And ‘minority culture’? Honkies are a minority in some UK cities already. Wait until the next census results (if they dare release them!)

This means honkies in those towns and cities will have the right to tell the dark keys and peacefuls to stop using the following items:

Electricity
The internet
Phones
Cars
Buses
Planes
Bicycles
Motorcycles
Boats
Hovercrafts
Computers
Modern medicine
Printed media (printing press)
Television
Radio
Washing machines
Dishwashers
Ovens
Fridges and freezers
Most modern clothing
Glass windows
Cement
Roads
Food from modern farming
Food from modern factory methods
Baby milk
Nappies
Prams
Modern educational methods
Glasses and contact lenses
False limbs
Football
Tennis
Cricket
Golf
Rugby

And many more things, I’m sure!

In fact, seeing as by conservative estimates that only 9% of the world is white, then we can apply this globally too, can’t we? Seeing as we’re all global citizens now, right?

Fuck off the honky man’s stuff. Back to the mud huts and caves with the lot of you!

Nominated by : Cuntybollocks 

A well deserve Cunting for Brauer College in Warrnambool, Victoria, Australia.

At a school assembly all the boys in the school were made to stand up and apologise to every girl in the school for male inflicted sexual assault and rape. Many of these young boys were only 11 or 12 and had no idea what they were apologising for and why they had to say sorry. One of these young boys said “ I don’t think it’s okay to be sexually assaulted. I felt a bit under pressure to stand up and if I didn’t I felt like I was a bad person.” The school has so far failed to apologise.

This is the way our world is going, where masculinity is held to be so inherently toxic that even children have to apologise for the supposed inherited sins of their sex. What about female violence to men, a growing problem and one which the authorities refuse to acknowledge? Will young girls be made to stand up and apologise to men for their inherited sins of nagging and gaslighting? No I thought not – because it is, of course an absurd notion, to extrapolate from the sins of a few and apply them to an entire sex.

Welcome to the 21st century? What a cunt it’s turning out to be.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2021/03/30/australian-schoolboys-made-apologise-girls-rape-behalf-their-gender/

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine 

A once in a hundred year, Lloyds of London cunting for fuckers who do not insure their property and then cry for assistance when shit happens.

We have just had major flooding here in New South Wales following a bloody long torrential downpour ( 7 days and nights ) and yes, many poor bastards have lost everything and yes, my heart goes out to them.

Many who have been interviewed on TV and Radio have said things like “At least we are insured ” so of course they are traumatised but will get some financial recompense and nothing can make up for the sentimental losses

but the ones who make my piss temperature elevate are the ones who are begging for Community or Government compensation because they did not have insurance. Fuck off, don’t build your house on a flood plain and then moan if you get flooded and don’t have insurance. If that makes me a heartless cunt then so be it.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9395309/Windsor-flooding-near-Sydney-Picture-tiny-patch-grass-sums-New-South-Wales-floods.html

Nominated by: Grumpy Old Cunt 

Exorcism is a cunt, isn’t it.

• Have you got a ghost in your house?
• Are you a bit gullible?
• Do you think you might be possessed by a demon?
• The power of Christ compels thee to hire ….an exorcist!

Yes, exorcism is on the rise in the 21st Century. In the US, the church is training “spiritual warriors” to cast out the devil from people who believe an evil spirit is moving shit vases around the dining room. It’s the craze that’s sweeping the nations.

However, it’s not just in credulous catholic countries. Two people were recently arrested in Sri Lanka after a 9-year-old girl, who was repeatedly beaten during a ritual, died. The two women, the one performing the exorcism and the girl’s own mother, believed the ceremony would drive away an evil spirit. The exorcist attempted this babble by putting oil on the girl and then hitting her repeatedly with a cane until the girl lost consciousness and died (https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2021/3/2/girl-9-dies-after-being-caned-during-exorcism-in-sri-lanka).

Here’s a UK Muzlim from a few years ago having an exorcism from a bearded charlatan reading a foreign book with squiggly letters then blowing on him (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20357997). I’ve seen better acting on Rentaghost.

Soul of Claypole, sanctify me; Passion of Claypole, strengthen me; Body of Claypole, save me; Save me from this nonsensical crock of bilge.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous