Michael Slater is a massive fucking cunt.

This fucking shit has been Aussie cricketer now rubbish commentator has got his knickers in a twist cos the Aussie Prime Minister has stopped flights from India arriving in Oz to stop the spread off COVID.

This cunt thinks it is out of order and is making himself look even more of a cunt than he is whining that Aussies cricketers deserve to come home. Not that this cunt is even in India anymore he fucked off to the Maldives at the first opportunity the cunt.

These cunts all play cricket in India for lucrative million dollar contracts, they fucking CHOSE to go there for the money, as do the commentators, off their own back for the fucking dough.

Now it’s all turned to shit they want to fly back and everythings rosie?

As the Aussie PM has rightly said ” Get fucked you CUNTS” you made your fucking million dollar bed, fucking lie in it.

https://wwos.nine.com.au/cricket/india-covid-michael-slater-cricket-flight-ban-australia/98d7553a-1952-4001-b7dc-5eb2634d845b link to story

Nominated by: flexicunt 

Disturbing rise of useless americanisms

eg.

If I saw 25 build large mansion supporters smacking the shit out of a random white person…..what would you do?

I’d turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Hang on? You’d walk straight at them, 360 degrees is not 2x better than 180 you directionless cunt. How does this creep in? Is their maths really that bad.

Classic others were, I could care less; what did you say? Yep full fucking retard.

Declutter, erm tidy perhaps?
Irregardless. You seem a bit over antonymed up there friend.
He is the winningest Coach. Err excuse me? What language do you use?
Birder who goes Birding. An ornithologist or twitcher or birdwatcher perhaps.

The windows are open the mouth moves but MISTER brain has long since departed.

I am unsure if the full level of retard hasn’t been accomplished yet, but if you think John Oliver is original then anything is possible.

(“Reaching out” instead of “contact” really makes my skin crawl. – NA)

Nominated by: Get fucked BLM

We have a rotten Parliament, a rogue group of morally bankrupt socialist carpetbaggers alleging to be a “Government” and an opposition which appears to oppose any notion of competence or legal behavior.

Politicians in their entirety are greedy, lazy, stupid, clueless, self serving individuals who have forgotten the first principle of democracy – that those elected serve the people.

And a massive part of why they can get away with what they constantly do is to control through division – vax proponents arguing with those opposed, mask wearers at odds with those who refuse to wear one, those who think ID cards through the lie of digital passports are a great idea so they can have their two weeks a year of Stella and sunburn in some godforsaken shithole then blame people who refuse to be vaccinated when they can’t hop on the fart tube rather than the Governments control and psychological manipulation which is the real reason they have been screwed over and repeatedly lied to.

They have many, many more behaviourists and psychologists than they do epidemiologists or virologists, with very good reason – they are manipulating us, and not just our opinions but our very thoughts and mindsets now with their lapdogs in the MSM doing everything they can to add to this evil farce.

This is more Edgar Allan Poe than PG Wodehouse, and I am now at the point where I just assume every word politicians or the MSM tell me is a lie, a distortion or propaganda.

There is something dirty, premeditated and wholly wrong about this situation.

Nominated by: Vernon Fox

(A final word of warning – Don’t let this nomimation descend into yet another personal shitstorm over conspiracy stories! Constructive argument/banter is good, but we’re getting irritated by certain individuals going over the line with personal attacks on other cunters. It must stop! – DA)

I am sick to fucking death of this fucking shit being rammed down our throats on a daily basis. The latest load of bollocks is the crew of the Mary Rose which sank nearly 500 years ago “was more ethnically diverse than previously thought” according to research. And what startling piece of evidence is this based on? Apparently they have discovered that THREE crew members “may have come from southern European coasts, Iberia and North Africa.” That’s a grand total of three possibly non-British crew out of a total of 179 remains of bodies they have found which equates to 1.68%. One of the researches in particular seems to be getting her knickers all fizzy with this astounding revelation: “However, we never expected this diversity to be so rich.” For fucks sake, give us a break.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-56985084

Nominated by: Cupid Stunt The First

The cunt was back last week with a comedy programme.

I know it was comedy because it was exactly the same Alan Partridge act that was mildly amusing, in small doses, back in the 90s. Nothing seems to have changed.
Awkward, embarrassing, needy.

And Partridge is no better.

https://www.radiotimes.com/tv/comedy/steve-coogan-keep-pushing-alan-partridge-newsupdate/

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble