“Rodney – you plonker”!

As Sir Keir Rodney Starmer, KCB, QC wakes up in a whiff of delicate perfume and the rustle of macho lace sheets he can comfort himself with the thought that Labour are so popular and in tune with their voters that they have just come approximately 93rd in the Chesham (rough area – lots of drive by white guilt) by Election with a grand total of 622 votes.

Little Rodney will make the usual excuses but gammon face Pwincess is now being manoeuvred for removal by his backstabbing “colleagues” – Burnham, Khan, Nandy and rent a gob Rayner will all be jockeying for position over the next few months to see who is next in “charge” of a party which will never be elected again.

Labour still haven’t worked out why the people they hate, despise and look down on with arrogant contempt refuse to vote for a party of nutters, commies and anti Semites.

And if they lose Batley and Spen – a distinct likelihood with Laurence Fox and The Reclaim Party holding a free speech event there this week – there will be civil war in their socialist UK hating traitor ranks. (I await the battle with amusement).

Starmer – a “Man” who manages to be even more of a shifty useless clown than Johnson – way to go, daft lad.

Nominated by: Vernon Fox 

Starmer Soon to be Unemployed

This post is 100% lacking in Bonnie Langford content… oh, bollocks – DA

Imran Khan is a cunt, isn’t he.

There has been a rise in rapes in Pakistan and, according to their PM there is a solution to this problem: Women should wear more clothes.

The rape apologist not only blamed the victim but also blamed vulgarity for the increasing violence towards women in Paxtan, a country which still has forced marriage, ‘honour killings’, and massive sexual abuse.

Perhaps Khan thinks the burqa isn’t covering enough and if women wore more, men would never have to learn self-control.

As Richie Benaud might have said, “…and that’s a poor effort there by Khan.”

When rapîsts go off to rape, has Alláh sent them or is he watching and will subsequently punish them?

Psh.

Some called him the Pathan warrior.
I call him a cunt.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous 

Helpful links provided by: Big Mal

Khan criticism over rape victims

Khan’s Sexist Comments Draw Criticism

You know the sort they never touch them during the day and as soon as it’s a night out they’re begging you for one of yours. Just buy a pack!

What’s worse is they text you the next day to say how bad their throat is. God I should charge £1 a cig like they used to do outside schools.

Even worse is when someone cadges a cig off you then coughs and stubs it out after two breaths. What a waste.

Nominated by: LazyBiscuits 

and supported by lord benny(not quite deceased, but close)

Something I will never understand myself, Mrs B MkII was a nurse and abhorred smokers but would nick the odd tab from me, she was also massively anti drug.

So the story goes like this, I was self medicating, not wanting to go on to beta blockers or Diazepam because frankly I do not like them.

I had previously rolled a substantial spliff (white widow) and left it on top of the fridge for my return from work.

On my return I discovered that said implement was missing and that there was a very suspicious smell coming from the garden shed.

On investigation I found her “Chilling” after a hard day at work and furnished her with two glasses of strong red to,how should I say confuse the symptoms.

I then cooked her a massive mince and tomato based meal with spaghetti (because my spell checker is fucked) and then sent her to bed.

Casual smokers can be fucking expensive!

(Oh no it’s that pesky Dieter Reiter again probably should get his own section on this site – DA)

Dieter Reiter…who? The mayor of Munich. Who, offended by Hungary’s recent legislation to keep The Gayness out of educational materials and programming for under-18s, thought this required retaliation and that it would be a great idea to illuminate the Germany-Hungary match – in Munich – with a rainbow light display. However:

Uefa has declined a request to illuminate the Euro 2020 stadium in Munich in rainbow colours for the Germany v Hungary match because it believes the gesture has a political context.

European football’s governing body said it received the request from the mayor of the German city, Dieter Reiter, on Monday (UEFA initially denied this, but seems to have found the email now – K).

Uefa said that the mayor’s reason for the request was a response to legislation passed in Hungary banning gay people from appearing in school educational materials or programmes for under-18s.
(Grauniad)

The Hungarian side (not well represented in Western media); I consider it very harmful and dangerous when anyone tries to mix politics and sports. There have been some attempts to do this in world history and those ended very badly,” Peter Szijjarto told reporters in Luxembourg on the margins of the European Union’s Foreign Ministers meeting.

“Everyone knows what this is about, we in Hungary passed a law in order to protect Hungarian children and there is protest against this in Western Europe and they also try to express it by trying to bring politics into a sport event when that sport event has nothing to do with the national legislature.”
(Channelnewsasia.com)

Reiter’s virtue-signalling (if it is virtuous to promote gays – some think not) gesture politics ensure that he is, and I so nominate him, a monumental lefty cunt who, in earlier German history, would undoubtedly have been strung up with piano wire.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-9711993/Euro-2020-UEFA-REJECT-appeal-rainbow-colours-light-Allianz-Arena-Germany-vs-Hungary.html

Nominated by: Komodo

Handy link provided by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

More info by: Komodo

This has the bare bones of it:
https://www.skysports.com/football/news/19692/12338865/germany-vs-hungary-uefa-refuses-munich-stadium-rainbow-illumination-for-euro-2020-group-f-match

The Hungarian quotation is here –

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/sport/football-hungary-foreign-minister-hits-out-at-munich-rainbow-15061932

I used to be an active football fan from the mid 70s to early 90s, following my team (Birmingham City – yeah, I know they’re shite!) both home and away.

One of the great pleasures of going to a ground and standing in the appropriate supporter’s stand, was that of the chanting. Back then we had lovely little ditties like:-

“You’re going home in a fucking ambulance!”
“We hope your balls drop off!”

“No one likes us, we don’t care!”
“Who ate all the pies?”
“Who’s the wanker/bastard in the black?”
“You’re shit and you know you are!”
“Migger, Migger, Lick my boots!”

“Shit on the Villa!”
“What the fucking ‘ell was that!?”
and
“You’re gonna get your fucking heads kicked in!”

There were probably loads more, but I wont bore you any further.

Fact is, these days I doubt if fans sing half of these chants, probably because fans are not allowed due to causing offence.

I can probably understand why racist chants are no longer tolerated, but quite a few chants I’ve heard on TV these days seem rather lame in comparison.

Perhaps its because fans have to sit rather than stand in large tight gatherings; or that some of the newer stadia just don’t have the same cosy atmosphere. Or perhaps modern day fans are just too woke/flakey to want to be seen as aggressive or give hurty feelings to opposition fans probably because there’s more women attending than ever before.

Perhaps I’m simply out of touch because I haven’t bothered going to the grounds since just before the Premier League was born in 1992 and everything turned to corporate shite!

Nominated by: Technocunt

Seconded by: Dark key cunt

I second this cunting with whomever advertised on CNN.

There’s some ad on CNN that says true football fans have no borders. Fuck off. Green Lanes in Norf Laahndon divides the boroughs of Islington and Haringey. South of Green Lanes is Arsenal country. North of it is Tottenham country. Fucking spuds.
(Technically, Woolwich is Arsenal country – NA)

It was Catarrh Airways. The fucking slave-driving cunts.

True Fans Have No Borders