Gary Lineker (16)

Do I need to actually add a caption to this?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-57722068

Its just been revealed the Linekunt took a 400 grand pay cut. Goodness me the crispy old cunt must really be on the breadline now, Tuesday’s report showed he earned £1.36m in the 2020/21 financial year, down from £1.75m.

It really must be a struggle making ends meet for the jug eared arse.

To think mine, yours, our license fee goes on paying “stars” such as this, this much money on a public broadcasting service boils my piss.

Not to mention Zoe “i only got jobs because of my Daddy” Ball on over £1m as well.

Fuck Al-Beebira, fuck the Linekunt…the only thing that can stay thats associated with him is a bag of Walkers.

Prawn cocktail or roast chicken preferably.

Fuck off FA Cup tabs.

Nominated by: GeneralZod 

John McAfee

Don’t install this. get a proper anti-virus.

Not the person per se (although he was insane) or even his bloated pile of shit software that slows down your computer and does fuck all. The guy posted some weird “I’ll never top myself” content days before apparently killing himself.

Now I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but when it takes you a few days to find a ‘suicide note’ hidden in… his pocket that’s a bit odd. Eccentric billionaire suicides in prison? Hmm not heard that one before *cough* Epstein *cough*.

Something seems odd about this and I don’t know why, besides the whole suicide note and claiming he would’t do that days before. I can’t quite put my finger on it…

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9731041/John-McAfee-suicide-note-pocket-dead-hanging-Spanish-prison-cell.html

Nominated by: LazyBiscuits

Swiss Democracy Vs UK Democracy

Democracy in the UK.

Power to the people it most certainly is not. Wurzel Gummidge and Aunt Sally decide what is going to happen. Vote Brexit and get Net Fucking Zero instead.

It has to be said that UK democracy is anything but. It doesn’t have to be like this. Switzerland have a wonderful system of referendums letting the voters decide policy. I’ll repeat that to let it sink in – voters deciding policy. Can you imagine that? Your vote actually meaning something.

In a recent referendum, which included the following subjects, common sense prevailed as voters rejected climate change bollox, voted for a ban on burqas, and rejected the idea of a national electronic ID amongst other things.

Can we have democracy like this in the UK please Mr Gummidge – Aunt Sally won’t mind, honestly….

Swiss Democracy in Action

Nominated by: mikdys

Foreign Aid (4) aka Ethiopia

Nothing changes.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-57703538

How long before the soapdodger needs more funds and starts another LiveAid? Not for himself, of course.

‘Recent fighting in the Tigray region of Ethiopia has resulted in a famine that is now affecting more than 400,000 people, UN officials say.

In its first public meeting on the crisis, members of the UN Security Council warned that as many as 33,000 children were severely malnourished. Officials said that a further 1.8m people were on the brink of famine as a result of the eight-month conflict.’

I am sure the warlords could do with some more guns and pick-up trucks. It’s a good job this was selflessly sorted out 36 years ago. ‘Give us yer fookin money’ Did a lot of good didnt it? Well, somehow a scruffy, barely talented paddy got very rich. Allegedly.

All together now:-

Feed the wooorld, let them know it’s —–

Nominated by:Cuntstable Cuntbubble

And from a slightly different angle, this from W.C. Boggs

Well, slap me sideways with a shitty stick. In the House of Commons vote yesterday to keep the foreign aid budget to 5%, all the opposition parties voted to reinstate the 7% – just as you would expect Ed Davey’s deviants and Starmers Charmers to do, but some Conservatives were of the same mind. Even though Britain is an economic basket case, we should still be throwing money at “poor” countries to continue their space programmes, and line the pockets of corrupt politicians (just like themselves):

MPs Vote for Cut in Foreign Aid

Among them you will notice Theresa May-not and Johnny Mercer. It is clear Theresa did it out of spite (“As Prime Minister, I had members ignore a three line whip”) – revenge is a dish best served cold, isn’t it, Theresa?. I bet Starmer was singing “Theresa jolly good fellow” in his best choir boy treble.

Johnny Mercer is a publicity whore, who would do a fan dance stark bollock naked in the middle of Trafalgar Square with a pair of wren feathers if there was the chance of a front page spread.

Among other old contemptibles was Andrew MItchell, the snobby roly-poly ex-Minister. Oh, and Jeremy Hunt, another ex minister who still thinks he matters.

Was their disloyalty, really due to genuine feelings, or just another – in the end, futile – attempt to destroy the government?. Who knows, but I hope puppet master Mandelson doesn’t advise Dame Keir to run with this one – it will only end badly, because I am sure most people believe that charity begins at home.

 

Sha’Carri Richardson

 

She has been dropped from the Yankee Olympic team for testing for cannabis, which, although not a performance enhancer is still a prescribed drug.

And her reaction? – Cos I is black, innit.

‘The Olympics Don’t Care About Black Athletes. They Never Did.’

True enough, we have never celebrated black athletes. From Jesse Owens, through Daley Thomson to Usain Bolt, these athletes have been shunned and ignored by the shameful racists of the Olympic Commitee.

How the fuck these blacks perform with such huge chips on their shoulders is a mystery.

Chiggun

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/olympics/the-olympics-don-t-care-about-black-athletes-they-never-did/ar-AALZq3K?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531

Nominated by – Cuntstable Cuntbubble