Category Archives: sporty cunt

Tennis

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Tennis fans and tennis players are the worst cunts in the sporting world. Their boring, stupid “sport” is inflicted upon the world and the viewing public without end during the spring and summer months, with the cunts at the BBC especially covering this bland spectacle every time Andy “I hate the English” Murray shouts at a ball boy or breaks a racket.

Not content with being the preserve of in-bred, chinless cunts from the Home Counties, this tiresome spectacle is now being promoted more and more in sports clubs and schools around the country, to the extent that soon the plaintive cries of “come on Andy (you Jock cunt)” will now be heard in accents from Manc to Geordie to Brummie, with cunts nation-wide pretending to be tennis coaches to get into nubile 19 yr olds’ knickers.

Everything about this “sport” is bland, from the thin cream and bitter strawberries at Wimbleborough, to the cream and white public school outfits worn by the cunts on the court, all the way to the yawn inducing cuntitude taking place that so enthrals the cunts who pay top dollar to shout “cum ahhnn!” at the players.

What a load of dumb cunts. Ban tennis now!

Nominated by: Colin Murray’s Brain

Chris Ashton

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I’ll tell you now who is the biggest cunt on the planet… Chris Ashton.

He of the swallow dive when he scores a try.

Never kind that Ulster were ripped off by a cunt of a French ref tonight, to see that smug hateful cunt of all cunts Ashton with his theatrics crossing the try line. Fucking cunt.

I sincerely hope he lands on his fucking neck one day.

Angry, moi?

Nominated by: Dan

Sport Relief

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Oh fuck, no! It’s Sport Relief 2014, an evening of unrelenting cheap talentless shite masquerading as entertainment on the pretence of raising vast sums of money from brain dead morons who complain they haven’t got any so that over-bloated charity moguls can piss it up the wall.

Let’s cut through the bull: This is the Beeb self promoting itself as the harbinger of all things good and generous whilst filling the schedule with cheap tat.

Mind you ‘Sports Relief’ does seem a rather appropriate title for a programme presented by a bunch of wankers.

Watch something else and send ’em fuck all. That’s what I’ll be doing.

Nominated by: Dioclese

Ian Payne

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Ever since Colin “Already a Cunt” Murray left the Beeb the post of 5 Live’s Most Annoying Cunt has been left vacant. But not anymore…

Enter Radio 5 Live’s Ian Payne with his facetiousness, annoying voice, snarky “humour” and dumb photo on the Five Live website (check it if you don’t believe me) Payne has all the makings of a massive, stupid, annoying cunt.

Nominated by: Colin Murray’s Brain

Sol Campbell

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Does this cunt ever shut up?! Built like a brick shithouse, yet he whines like an air raid siren. His latest comments about him being the England Captain for ten years, and not being given the the job because he is black, are total bollocks.

For a start Paul Ince was captain of England when Campbell was playing. So that’s Campbell’s ‘racist’.theory up the spout (Ince was a far better player anyway). Campbell’s claim about him being a dead cert for the England captaincy also show this giant wallflower’s self importance. To be a team captain you need guts, leadership qualities and an ability to inspire those around you (Bobby Moore, Bryan Robson, Franz Beckenbauer, Tony Adams, Dino Zoff etc). Campbell has none of these.

He carps on about how he could have been England skipper (if he was so fucking great, then why wasn’t he?), yet Campbell throws his toys out of the pram when Spurs supporters call him a poofter! That’s real captaincy material, isn’t it? What a big, whinging, mincing cunt.

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside